Dear boy I like,
You just made my whole week.
Sincerely, girl who just got a text saying "hey!"
Dear people who say "life isn't fair",
Yes, yes it is.
Sincerely, karma.
Dear world,
Yes I wear makeup, yes I'm 12, no it's not for a guy it's because I enjoy wearing it and like how it looks
Sincerely, shut up
Dear Mom,
I love you.
Sincerely, your daughter.
Dear Complainers,,
There is air in your bag of chips so they don't break. Would you want a bag of crumbs?
Sincerely, If you are looking for more chips, buy a larger bag.
Dear jerk of a football player,
When you make fun of me for being fat, I truly could care less. Oh, and your girlfriend? She's my sister.
Sincerely, I'm SO telling her about this!
Dear those who say teachers are overpaid babysitters,
Please explain to me how this makes any sense at all. If I was truly an "overpaid babysitter" I would be paid $8 per hour, per student. I am with approximately 25 students for at least six hours a day which amounts to $1200 per day. I teach for 180 days a year, therefore would make $216,000 a year instead of the $50,000 salary we are actually paid. Oh, and we wouldn't be responsible for teaching your students, ensuring they get along with one another, or preparing them for lives in the real world either.
Sincerely, I'm thinking it'd be much easier to babysit...
Dear cheap costumer,
I saw all of those twenties. So, why did you pay me in fives, singles, and five dollars worth of quarters?
Sincerely, really??
Dear teachers,
It's called summer vacation for a reason.
Sincerely, 11 summaries, 8 paragraphs, 2 essays, 4 chapters, and a book.
Dear dearblankpleaseblank.com,
Thank you for telling me what page I'm on by "next page" button. I had no idea I was already on page 76! I swear I've only been here for ten minutes.
Sincerely, experienced procrastinator
Dear "did you get a hair cut?",
Yes.
Sincerely, It went from past my boobs to a pixie cut, what do you think?!
Dear guys who complain girls who take forever to take showers,
Those are just the fake barbie dolls. I don't get up 2 hours earlier in the morning to take a shower. I get up, brush my teeth, comb my hair, and run out to the bus in 5 minutes flat.
Sincerely, A regular girl who doesn't wear make-up.
Dear nerdy guy friend since grade 3,
I saw the disappointment in your eyes when I came back from winter break and said I have a boyfriend. You'll be there when/if we break up, right?
Sincerely, I'm sorry, but I can count on you, right?
Dear mom,
When you call up to my room and say that my friend's mom is here, please don't talk to her forever.
Sincerely, 32 minutes, 43 seconds and counting.
Dear DC brand skate shoes,
Thanks for saving my boyfriend from getting his foot cut off by a sharp piece of metal when he hydroplaned into a pole and wrecked his car. He shouldn't have two feet right now.
Sincerely, buying him DCs forever
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