Dear friend playing foosball with me,
That awkward moment when the ball is stuck perfectly in the middle of the table just out of reach.
Sincerely, what now?
Dear people who are in the store right now,
In case you didn't realize, there's a blizzard outside, I think you could've lived without your ice cream for one night!
Sincerely, a confused barista
Dear Rich preps who complain about everything,
No, daddy not buying you an Iphone 4s, new uggs and $600 uggs is not a real problem. Being a size 2 is not fat and I know more people that hate you than like you.
Sincerely, Middle-lower class, size 10 skater girl who buys all her own clothes
Guys tell me I'm pretty. They tell me I'm beautiful. They tell me I have a gorgeous face and a great body. My friends tell me they're jealous of me because I look like a supermodel. Why won't you let me believe any of it?
Sincerely, You know how I act like I'm full of self-confidence? I'm not.
Dear prospective boyfriends,
I'm a twenty year old, attractive, intelligent young woman who owns (and regularly plays) an Xbox 360, and would gladly have sex 5 - 15 times a week.
Sincerely, but you'll never find out because I bury my nose in books and am incredibly shy.
Dear whoever stole my boyfriend's letters,
Please enjoy reading my first love letters to him. And enjoy reading the intimate details of our lives, and the feelings we have for each other.
Sincerely, he's deployed now.
Dear cute guy I just met,,
Do I really look like I'm in college??
Sincerely, a flattered high school freshman girl
Dear other moderators,
Please where are you?
Sincerely, late shift moderator keeping with the day's load of submissions
Dear People on this website,
If this post even gets to moderate, I will tell my crush that I like him. His name is Kyle. Mine is Ashley.
Sincerely, I'm only gonna do it if I have your support
Dear anyone and everyone,
Please know this... I have an inflatable fetish. (Beachballs and stuff)
Sincerely, doesnt care what anyone thinks :)
Dear Person Staring,
Please stop looking at us so strange. So yeah we laugh for no reason, talk really loudly, walk in sync, call ourselves sisters, share gossip, and link arms. We do everything together and no weird look is going to change that. So you can stop.
Sincerely, just 2 best friends enjoying a walk
Please stop breaking when he isn't even worth it.
Sincerely, there's always someone better out there.
Dear quarterback of my high school football team,
I catch you staring all the time. Please just talk to me.
Sincerely, changed since summer and you notice it too.
Please stop bringing up random things I apparently told you
Sincerely, I don't even remember telling you that...creepy much...
Dear amazing farmer boy,
Thank you for teaching this city girl to slow down and enjoy every moment.
Sincerely, Couldn't be happier living in this small town now