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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
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Dear friend playing foosball with me,
That awkward moment when the ball is stuck perfectly in the middle of the table just out of reach.
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2012-08-15 11:51:09
Dear people who are in the store right now,
In case you didn't realize, there's a blizzard outside, I think you could've lived without your ice cream for one night!
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2012-09-29 01:16:51
Dear Rich preps who complain about everything,
No, daddy not buying you an Iphone 4s, new uggs and $600 uggs is not a real problem. Being a size 2 is not fat and I know more people that hate you than like you.
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2012-10-18 07:17:55
Dear Mirror,
Guys tell me I'm pretty. They tell me I'm beautiful. They tell me I have a gorgeous face and a great body. My friends tell me they're jealous of me because I look like a supermodel. Why won't you let me believe any of it?
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2012-07-07 09:33:28
Dear prospective boyfriends,
I'm a twenty year old, attractive, intelligent young woman who owns (and regularly plays) an Xbox 360, and would gladly have sex 5 - 15 times a week.
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2012-08-12 15:35:57
Dear whoever stole my boyfriend's letters,
Please enjoy reading my first love letters to him. And enjoy reading the intimate details of our lives, and the feelings we have for each other.
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2012-08-15 11:06:09
Dear cute guy I just met,,
Do I really look like I'm in college??
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2013-01-08 05:24:12
Dear other moderators,
Please where are you?
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2013-01-04 10:39:00
Dear People on this website,
If this post even gets to moderate, I will tell my crush that I like him. His name is Kyle. Mine is Ashley.
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2013-04-19 08:00:50
Dear anyone and everyone,
Please know this... I have an inflatable fetish. (Beachballs and stuff)
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2013-03-12 03:27:56
Dear Person Staring,
Please stop looking at us so strange. So yeah we laugh for no reason, talk really loudly, walk in sync, call ourselves sisters, share gossip, and link arms. We do everything together and no weird look is going to change that. So you can stop.
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2012-07-01 11:48:05
Dear heart,
Please stop breaking when he isn't even worth it.
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2012-08-15 02:06:07
Dear quarterback of my high school football team,
I catch you staring all the time. Please just talk to me.
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2012-08-13 20:51:02
Dear boys,
Please stop bringing up random things I apparently told you
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2012-10-19 09:32:58
Dear amazing farmer boy,
Thank you for teaching this city girl to slow down and enjoy every moment.
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2013-02-19 21:56:49
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