Dear people of DBPB,
Please stop pushing "You're a Douche" just because the post conflicts with your beliefs.
Sincerely, a fellow DBPBer
Dear Bridget Mendler,
You're the only Disney girl that isn't corrupted. Please stay that way.
You might never understand chocolate cravings and getting emotional at the drop of a hat. Just remember that we go through hell each month, so you should do your best to be nice to us. :).
Sincerely, girls everywhere
I'm smart and beautiful, why am I still alone?
Sincerely, sick of dating morons
Dear American Education System,
I didn't study for the SATs, WASL or ITBS. I have a 3.5 in college and struggled more in a high school math class than I have in any or my college ones. I finish papers at 2 o'clock in the morning getting As on all of them.
Sincerely, Laziest person alive and still passing. What did you teach me again?
I am a teenager who has never had a boyfriend, is a virgin in every meaning of the word, can and DOES spell perfectly fine, and to top it all off, I'm also a blonde with an IQ of 173.
Sincerely, please give up the stereotypes.
To infinity and beyond!
Sincerely, I bet you get that a lot don't you?
Dear barely pubescent girls at the y,
Please do not workout in just a sports bra and yoga pants because a) it just shows how much cleavage you don't have b) walking and gossiping does not constitute as a hard workout c) there are kids who go here with their parents and d) one girl just asked me what Miley Cyrus was doing here (btw that's not a compliment)
Sincerely, the hot personal trainer
Dear guy I like (who forced me to tell him who I liked),
No, it's no big deal that you don't like me. You only crushed my heart and soul forever.
Sincerely, Heartbroken Girl
Thank you for pulling down my cheerleading uniform so that, "Other guys wouldn't look."
Sincerely, you made my day(:
Dear guy I'm trying to get over,,
I absolutely love it when you call me beautiful but it hurts at the same time.
Sincerely, we would've been so cute together.
Dear art teacher,
Please understand that although you were disliked by many of your students, when you went on leave for the semester we discovered there are much worse teachers out there. Like our sub.
Sincerely, we're sorry we were bad students, please come back!
You give me butterflies.
Please don't ever try to cover up your adorable country accent. I love you, freckles, dimples and all. Thank you for not constantly talking about sex. You're not like the other guys, and please don't ever try to be.
Sincerely, Your Girlfriend
Dear girl who said marching band isn't a sport,
Please realize that people in my band practice the last 2 weeks of July from 8 until 6. In case you don't know, July is the HOTTEST month where I come from. I know you probably think that all band kids do is sit in a room with a chair and play an instrument. Whoa um definitely not. Let me take you through my day, I arrive at 8. From there we stretch OUTSIDE for an hour. Then we move on to matching fundamentals. What is that? Well, we all get in block formation and march...in the sun...for 2 hours. I know it may seem easy but, believe me it isn't. You listen to a metronome all day and you have to keep time with it. Not easy at all. A lot of mental work goes into it. And don't tell me that matching band isn't a sport. Our drummers carry 40 pound drums ALL day. Usually, the low is about 85 and the high is 105. Our band is pretty ripped. We are all extremely close and I wouldn't dare change a thing.
Sincerely, First in state and extremely proud of my band.