Thank you for keeping the one spot I always put my feet on at night warm for me. You're the best!
Sincerely, Lucky to have such an awesome kitty
You won't let us get married? Fine. We hope you like lawsuits!
Sincerely, lesbian couple with two law degrees between them.
After the bad experiences I have had with previous guys, thanks for showing me that not all guys only think of seeing how far they can go with me. I also love how we can just cuddle and talk about anything :)
Sincerely, your very happy girlfriend
Dear people who say my cousins aren't like siblings,
Please we know each other like siblings, we fight like siblings, we love like siblings
Sincerely, only child/has two brothers
Dear Wreck-It Ralph,
Thank you for bringing back immature potty humor to the world. I can't say or write duty (*snicker*) without laughing to myself.
Sincerely, everyone who had matured past that stage
Dear Writer's Block,
Please go away. You're nothing but a horrid parasite and nobody likes you.
Sincerely, Haven't Written a Single Thing in Nearly a Year
Don't accuse me of leaving the shower on! Your friend did it!
Sincerely, Really defensive little sister
Dear English teacher,
If even I hate hearing what I have to say, I doubt anybody else in the class is going to enjoy it either.
Sincerely, stop telling me to speak up
Dear manager at clothing store,
Please don't call me and offer me extra hours and then get mad when I turn them down. Also, don't ask me to stay late. You write the schedule. Don't put me in that position.
Sincerely, Done trying to impress you
Dear atheists who are always giving religious people a hard time,
Do you really want to know why a lot of us are religious, because it's a pretty sane reason unlike the many you come up with.
Sincerely, it's nice to know that someone is looking out for you. P.S. Maybe now you'll leave us alone...
Please dump Chris Brown already. We're tired of waiting for his latest court trial.
Sincerely, ALL YOUR FANS!!
Dear best friend,
Please realize that I will move mountains for you.
Sincerely, you deserve it
Dear guy I like that works at office max,
Yes my mom and I are laughing hysterically at the cash register while you go check the price on something
Sincerely, she knows I like you and is making all these jokes.
Dear girls that think I'm spoiled ,
Yes, I got a pair of pearl earrings, no I'm no princess, they were a thank-you for saving my mom's life 2 weeks ago
Sincerely, back off and get over yourself
Dear people wondering why there is an "M" at the end of ATM,
M stands for machine