Dear 'we took a poll an no woman feels good in a bikini',
You're right, I feel AMAZING in a bikini.
Sincerely, comfortable with my body, even if it's not perfect
Dear boyfriend who started crying when I was crying because you didn't want me to be sad,
I love you
Sincerely, thank you for loving me enough to make me survive everyday :)
Dear side swooping bangs,,
Please stop falling in my line of sight. I am trying to put my mascara on!
Sincerely, you are not an eyelash!
Dear teddy bear,
I'm sorry all the times I've beaten you against the wall, gotten tears all over you, or ripped or injured you.
Sincerely, you're always there for my abuse.
Please stop saying that being gay is a choice.
Sincerely, why would I choose to live a life that is a million times harder than yours.
You told the entire class that I had the best scores on all the tests and everyone looked at me. You then say "not to make her feel uncomfortable."
Sincerely, too late
Dear sour cream ,
Please come with a bag of mints.
Sincerely, talking to a hot guy after lunch.
I saved the world, and I still have to revise for exams?!
Sincerely, Teenage superhero who wishes to remain anonymous.
Please stop calling me a Satanist. Satan isn't recognized in my religion.
Sincerely, Pagan and Proud
Dear dude from India,
STOP CALLING ME. I'VE TOLD YOU FIVE F******G TIMES, YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER! I am not Hamad. That's never going to change. Stop trying. Please.
Sincerely, Sincerly, A Canadian Teenager Who Is Not Hamad.
Dear "in case of fire, leave everything ,
Ain't nobody got time for that!
Sincerely, I'm taking my stuff with me
Dear freshman in my French class,
You skipped French 1 and 2 because you're fluent in French, but the rest of us finish our quizzes 15 minutes and get A's while you finish in 45 minutes and get C's.
Sincerely, How does that work?
Dear there's no I in team,
Maybe not but there is an I in win.
Dear Cyndi Lauper,
That song is so sexist.
Sincerely, boys want to have fun, too!
Dear stuffed animals,
I don't sleep with you every night, but those nights when I think of you I panic hysterically and cannot turn off the light until I find you.
Sincerely, how'd you even get there?!