Dear Maroon 5,
"Moves like Jagger" isn't exactly something to be proud of...
Sincerely, Carly Simon
Dear "people who want flying cars",
Please feel free to give mine a test run.
Sincerely, Arthur Weasley
Dear boy who told me I would never graduate because I slacked off,
I finished my senior year in three months and graduated with 3.0 GPA. You failed too many classes to graduate
Sincerely, what now!
Dear people who comment on my "hipster" glasses,
No, I do not frown on mainstream things, only wear skinny jeans and ironic t-shirts, only listen to indie music, or work in a coffee shop.
Sincerely, Guy with horrible vision that needed frames with big lenses
Dear Society,
Please Don't assume that just because I have blond hair, I'm failing all my classes.
Sincerely, Girl with all A's and B+'s
Dear military,
Some of us are on anti-depressants and are therefore ineligable to serve.
Sincerely, people looking for work.
Dear Youth Pastor,
My brother is a cross-dresser, my uncle loves his boyfriend, my aunts have been together for 30 years, and my friend is openly gay. All these people are my family and I'm not disowning any of them, no matter how many times you say being gay is not okay.
Sincerely, I still believe in God but I've lost faith in you.
Dear Mom,
Please stop telling me I'm lazy. I get up at 5:30, finish up whatever homework I couldn't finish the night before, and get to school by 7. I then spend 8 hours doing AP Calculus, AP English, AP Biology, French, AP Physics B, and AP Government in concurrence with my other classes and research at the local university. When I get home at 3:30 I don't want to dance for joy because I have another five hours of homework.
Sincerely, your hard-working and excelling high school junior.
Dear World,
Work towards a brighter future, and take over the world.
Sincerely, the Bi Agenda
Dear people against gay marriage because they aren't gay,
You don't have to be gay to support gay rights
Sincerely, That's like hating someone for liking a movie you haven't seen
Dear friend,
Please pick up on the obvious cues that I'm dropping about wanting to be more than friends.
Sincerely, the girl that just lied to you and said that she's totally fine with being just friends.
Dear lady smoking,
I was walking away to get away from you
Sincerely, don't follow me!
Dear Monday,
You do know everyone hates you
Sincerely, I am not getting out of my bed
Dear friend,
I think you have overstayed your welcome.
Sincerely, I just found your thong under my sheets.
Dear twilight,
Remember when you were just a time of day?
Sincerely, curious
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