Dear humanity,
I have tattoos and piercings and a mohawk so I must be bad
Sincerely, looking after my 3 year old daughter because the mother turned abusive
Dear boy in my computer class,
Thanks for typing SMILE!! :) everyday in my google chat
Sincerely, you made that class bearable
Dear Mirror,
Why can't you just lie like everyone else and say I'm pretty?
Sincerely, I almost believed it...
Dear guys,
Please grow some balls and just ask the girl you like out
Sincerely, she's not waiting for you forever
Dear teacher who yelled at me for eating in class,
I'm hypoglycemic and starving.
Sincerely, sorry for trying to not pass out in class.
Dear boyfriend,,
Please forgive me for taking your sweater.
Sincerely, it's warmer than mine.
Dear large chested girls who tell flat chested girls to stop complaining,
I'm actually really sorry that it bothers you, but I just want to move up from an A cup.
Sincerely, I get made fun of..
Dear Girls,
Just because i'm in the musical and enjoy music DOES NOT mean that i am gay. It just means that I am creative, artistic, and funny. Please don't judge a book by it's cover. I have feelings too.
Sincerely, losing hope for a girlfriend
Dear DJ who was opening for Good Charlotte,
Thank you for playing the Lion King theme song
Sincerely, BEST SHOW EVER!
Dear snow,
Considering that today is a snow day, I officially like you
Sincerely, not planning on getting out of bed
Dear crush,
You became a lot cuter when you said you want to wait until your married.
Sincerely, your close friend who likes you a lot
Dear People who say they hate School,
I'm sorry for giving you the literacy to complain about school in the first place
Sincerely, your school.
Dear old me,
Don't forget about the good times...
Sincerely, lost but found again
Dear Taylor Swift,,
That's not what my book says...
Sincerely, Shakespeare
Dear Nephew,
I don't think I ever truly knew what love was until you told me "I love you more than the world".
Sincerely, a very very happy Aunt.
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