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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
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Dear DJ who was opening for Good Charlotte,
Thank you for playing the Lion King theme song
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2013-06-18 10:35:11
Dear snow,
Considering that today is a snow day, I officially like you
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2013-06-18 09:50:11
Dear crush,
You became a lot cuter when you said you want to wait until your married.
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2013-06-18 09:05:11
Dear People who say they hate School,
I'm sorry for giving you the literacy to complain about school in the first place
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2013-06-18 08:20:10
Dear old me,
Don't forget about the good times...
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2013-06-17 07:35:07
Dear Taylor Swift,,
That's not what my book says...
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2013-06-18 06:50:10
Dear Nephew,
I don't think I ever truly knew what love was until you told me "I love you more than the world".
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2013-06-18 07:35:10
Dear autistic boy,
Thanks for calling me beautiful.
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2013-06-17 06:05:07
Dear Stairs,
Next time you trip me please make sure I'm not carrying a cup of hot coffee. I hope that burned you bad!
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2013-06-17 06:50:07
Dear guy on my robotics team,
Please don't think I'm an idiot for stammering when answering you. I'm just easily distracted and you're really good looking.
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2013-06-17 05:20:07
Dear Americans,
What on earth are 'Sophomores' and 'Freshmans'.
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2013-06-17 00:50:06
Dear society,
Just because I prefer winter over summer doesn't mean it's just because I'm fat.
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2013-06-17 01:35:06
Dear sleep,
Please don't stop always when it gets interesting
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2013-06-17 04:35:07
Dear Internet,
Please stop working i have no self control and an exam tomorrow morning
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2013-06-17 00:05:06
Dear Nikki Minaj,
WHY?!?!
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2013-06-16 22:35:05
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