Dear talkative teacher,
Yes, we know that you like to talk. And we know that you like to argue with us but please not now.
Sincerely, trying to write the essay you assigned on the tast
Dear psych major and biology major,
Some women do experience PMS symptoms, like mood swings and cravings, because of hormonal changes. However, some women attribute regular, daily mood fluctuations and food cravings to PMS when they are not actually caused by hormonal changes. This is because some women are told they are "just PMSing" when they have these normal experiences. So, both beliefs are relevant.
Sincerely, a psych honours student.
Dear Common Belief,
Please get your facts straight. Half of all marriages do not end in divorce; about 40% do. That is an important distinction!
Sincerely, Time Magazine
Dear guy picking his nose in one of the DBPB pictures,
Why are you picking your nose and looking off dramatically in some random direction in a large croud where everyone can see you?
Sincerely, curious and disgusted at the same time
Thank you for letting me go to the Disney store, watch princess movies at home, and have coloring books
Sincerely, your fifteen- year- old princess at heart
Ha! Now I can walk pass you in the shop!
Sincerely, just left the AAs
Dear Maroon 5,
"Moves like Jagger" isn't exactly something to be proud of...
Sincerely, Carly Simon
Dear boyfriend of 3 years,
Have you run out of things to say about me already?
Sincerely, girlfriend who sends you a paragraph about one thing I love about you every night before I go to bed
Dear "people who want flying cars",
Please feel free to give mine a test run.
Sincerely, Arthur Weasley
Dear boy who told me I would never graduate because I slacked off,
I finished my senior year in three months and graduated with 3.0 GPA. You failed too many classes to graduate
Sincerely, what now!
Dear people who comment on my "hipster" glasses,
No, I do not frown on mainstream things, only wear skinny jeans and ironic t-shirts, only listen to indie music, or work in a coffee shop.
Sincerely, Guy with horrible vision that needed frames with big lenses
Please Don't assume that just because I have blond hair, I'm failing all my classes.
Sincerely, Girl with all A's and B+'s
Some of us are on anti-depressants and are therefore ineligable to serve.
Sincerely, people looking for work.
Dear Youth Pastor,
My brother is a cross-dresser, my uncle loves his boyfriend, my aunts have been together for 30 years, and my friend is openly gay. All these people are my family and I'm not disowning any of them, no matter how many times you say being gay is not okay.
Sincerely, I still believe in God but I've lost faith in you.
Please stop telling me I'm lazy. I get up at 5:30, finish up whatever homework I couldn't finish the night before, and get to school by 7. I then spend 8 hours doing AP Calculus, AP English, AP Biology, French, AP Physics B, and AP Government in concurrence with my other classes and research at the local university. When I get home at 3:30 I don't want to dance for joy because I have another five hours of homework.
Sincerely, your hard-working and excelling high school junior.