Dear Commander Chris Hadfield,
You made our day.
Sincerely, the World
Dear ivy preparatory league school kid,
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my 3.75 at an ACTUAL Ivy League school
Sincerely, public high school kid
Dear guys sitting next to me in study hall,
I really don't want to hear your stupid rap music.
Sincerely, the punk rock chick next to you.
Dear fate,
I was so mad when I had to be held back. But I realized that it was so I could meat my soul mate, I wasn't mad anymore
Sincerely, Thanks
Dear world,
The nerdy guy can get the girl
Sincerely, she might be nerdy too.
Dear parinoid people who check behind the shower curtains,
What do you plan to do if you actually do find a murder back there?
Sincerely, Sincerely, I didn't think so.
Dear someone who asked me out before,
Please ask me out again.
Sincerely, girl who's tired of waiting
Dear famous band vocalist,
Just by replying to my text message, you made me extremely happy.
Sincerely, girl who's dying to see you again
Dear creator of cupcakes,
Whoa...it's cake in a cup.
Sincerely, mind blown!
Dear "Why didn't they use eagles to get to Mount Doom?",
They rode giant eagles into Mordor and dropped the One Ring into the fires of Mount Doom. The End.
Sincerely, Would you read that book?
Dear my little sister,
I'll never forget the time when you overheard me talking to mom about barely having enough money for food at university. The $20 bill and pink sticky note heart you left on my pillow that night will always remind me how amazing of a person you were.
Sincerely, RIP Alison, your proud big brother
Dear finals,
Not even Asians like you.... that pretty much says it all.
Sincerely, an Asian.
Dear present self,
Please don't do that. Seriously, don't do that. Hey! I said don't do that!
Sincerely, future self
Dear Best Friend,
Thank you for making me tell my parents I'm bi.
Sincerely, I'm happy now
Dear flesh tone band-aids,
Really?
Sincerely, black people everywhere
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