Dear Guy who won't stop asking me if I'd go out with you., You're making it very difficult not to say "I'd rather get a combat boot in the cooter.". Sincerely, I'm married and I'm trying to be polite.

Dear Guy who won't stop asking me if I'd go out with you.,

You're making it very difficult not to say "I'd rather get a combat boot in the cooter.".

Sincerely, I'm married and I'm trying to be polite.

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