Dear Professor who just sent me an e-mail regarding my pregnancy, Please realize that I am not sexually active and therefore could not be pregnant. Also, when I am a freshman in college, "congratulations" is not an appropriate response to a pregnancy. Sincerely,

Dear Professor who just sent me an e-mail regarding my pregnancy,

Please realize that I am not sexually active and therefore could not be pregnant. Also, when I am a freshman in college, "congratulations" is not an appropriate response to a pregnancy.

Sincerely,

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