Two teenagers were walking home from their first date. Their conversation went like this: "Hey." "What?" "I had the time of my life." "Aww... well, I've never felt this way before." "Really?" "Yah. I swear it's true. I owe it all to you." Both yelled "DIRTY BIT!" and started breakdancing on the sidewalk.
Sincerely, this is how relationships should be.