Dear literature critics, teachers, and historians,
We no longer consider Romeo and Juliet to be the best romance ever written. In fact, we find it quite delusional and stupid. We find romances like Lupin and Tonks, who fought and died for everyone they loved, Harry and Ginny, who took some time to get together, Hermione and Ron, who worked through adversity, Snape's enduring love, and Ashe's and Misty's quirky love to be much more noble and endearing.
Sincerely, the generation that uses common sense and self-preservation.