Dear Refrigerator, On the one millionth time I open you within 5 minutes, I really am expecting there to be a fully cooked steak accompanied with sides of mashed potatoes and corn bread. Sincerely, get with the picture

Dear Refrigerator,

On the one millionth time I open you within 5 minutes, I really am expecting there to be a fully cooked steak accompanied with sides of mashed potatoes and corn bread.

Sincerely, get with the picture