Dear dentist, Please stop stabbing me in the mouth with sharp objects, then tsk-tsking the fact my gums are bleeding. Sincerely, Sincerely, Are you sure you're a doctor?

Dear dentist,

Please stop stabbing me in the mouth with sharp objects, then tsk-tsking the fact my gums are bleeding.

Sincerely, Sincerely, Are you sure you're a doctor?

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