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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear Sleep,
You know how much I love you. But this isn't going to work out.
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2013-04-10 12:30:05
Dear iPod,
I need my music! Please don't run out of battery on the bus ride home! Please don't run out of...oh.
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2013-03-22 02:43:36
Dear world,
You don't have to be gay to support gay rights. You just have to be human.
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2012-08-11 00:35:50
Dear Self,
Remember to do that incredibly important thing when you wake up.
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2012-11-17 07:49:03
Dear kids next to me in the movie theatre,
No, obviously Snape is not Harry's father. Why are you even here?
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2012-12-20 06:20:29
Dear lady next to me in church,
No, I don't want to shake your hand after I watched you sneeze into it.
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2013-01-25 09:55:08
Dear "tough" dog toys,
What dogs are you testing these with? Chihuahuas?
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2013-06-04 09:49:00
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
Thanks for making it impossible to write a series about vampires without it being compared to Twilight and/or being called a complete rip-off of your series. And while we're at it, thanks for making everyone believe that vampires sparkle if they go out in the sun.
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2014-02-03 21:37:58
Dear I wasn't that drunk ,
You through my mothers $250 vase on to the floor and the yelled "Fix it Felix"
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2013-03-12 02:42:56
Dear computer,
You know what's fun? Not breaking.
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2013-01-13 12:09:30
Dear grandparents who have been married for 50 years,
Thank you for showing me love can last forever.
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2012-10-16 14:47:50
Dear British,
Please answer this. Do you imitate american accents for fun?
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2013-02-16 01:41:38
Dear boys,
Oh, so I have nice boobs but the rest of me is too big? Well, you know that model that you think is so hot? The one with the DDD's and the size 3 everything else? They're fake!
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2012-07-18 09:34:09
Dear "dont eat too much carrots they'll turn your eyes orange",
I've decided to change my name.
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2012-07-31 03:35:05
Dear Phineas and Ferb,
I don't know where you get the money for this, but I want your allowance.
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2013-05-30 10:24:43
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