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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear vegetarian,
We aren't fake vegetarians if we eat fish. we are something completely different called pesceterians.
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2012-07-02 11:48:10
Dear Scooter,
How was I supposed to know that you had a fear of sidewalks?
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2012-06-12 01:16:50
Dear Teenage Girls,
Please You do realize that when you make a profile picture of yourself and say "Eeew I'm soo ugly" Or something along the lines of that, you make yourself look like an idiot?
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2012-07-02 08:03:09
Dear Life,
When I said, "Could this day get any worse?" it wasn't a challenge.
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2012-07-11 17:03:44
Dear Mommy,
Thank you for not asking why my plans fell through with my best friend again, and offering to have a girls night with movies and ice cream. You're the best.
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2013-01-13 18:09:30
Dear Boy I Have A Crush On,
Thank you for taking the time to get to know me, even though I'm not the prettiest, most popular, or most outgoing girl in the world. Thank you for your sweet good morning texts, and thank you for not judging me for being myself. Even if we never end up together, you've still proven that not all guys are jerks!
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2013-06-20 09:50:19
Dear Teachers,
If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.
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2013-07-01 08:21:10
Dear best guy friend I have a crush on,
Oh yeah, you should totally ask that girl out...
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2013-04-01 11:44:25
Dear men,
Haha Nice try you'll never get it undone.
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2012-06-12 14:01:52
Dear couple in front of me,
Please stop having a tickle fight.
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2012-08-09 20:50:45
Dear hobo who tried to steal my cat,
VICTORY IS MINE!
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2013-03-30 12:29:17
Dear douches who say "you're such a fail!",
Well, so was your dad's condom
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2012-06-20 12:32:22
Dear Friend,
When I tell you off for constantly flirting with guys in class really loudly, it not because I'm jealous! Have you ever considered that it's just really annoying?
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2012-07-25 11:49:42
Dear school punishing people for not having uniform socks,,
Take a look around and see the girl abusing the quiet dorky girl in the corner every morning.
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2013-02-26 02:27:10
Dear males who say guys don't friend-zone,
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
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2012-08-05 11:05:28
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