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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear Nursing Instructors,
Please stop assigning ridiculous amounts of papers and studying, then tell us to make sure we get enough sleep and to not to stress out. It's like you're mocking us.
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2013-03-23 16:58:45
Dear Lady Gaga,
I have an idea for your next outfit. Dress like everyone else normally does at an award show, and act totally cool about it.
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2013-02-12 06:56:22
Dear Mom,,
Please throw away the rest of the Christmas cookies. We don't want them anymore.
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2012-06-14 20:47:00
Dear snow,
Considering that today is a snow day, I officially like you
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2013-06-18 09:50:11
Dear Chocolate Oreo Cookies,
Please be healthier, or taste nastier.
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2013-02-11 13:41:19
Dear people who say PMS doesn't exist,
I'm pretty sure hormonal changes cause the mood swings that we call PMS. Therefore, do not say that it is all in my head or that I am making it up. You don't know my body, I know my body. You don't have any say in how I feel.
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2013-05-25 14:55:31
Dear Orthodontist,
Please give me something that is actually useful for getting stuff out of braces.
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2013-07-13 12:39:01
Dear guys I do theatre with,
Thank you for being more fun, more caring about me, and most of all...
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2012-06-23 10:17:33
Dear people who say "your mom",
My best friend's mom died last May. He may pull on a brave face, but in his eyes I can see he's hurt.
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2012-07-31 13:20:07
Dear guy friend,
We have the same personalities, I've invited you to practically everything I do, and I know for a fact you like me back.
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2012-07-07 10:18:28
Dear Nana,
I have never been more disgusted with you. When you said a kid with special needs wasn't perfect or pretty, I realized that you weren't as "perfect" as you make yourself seem.
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2013-04-29 19:16:36
Dear professor,
Thanks for the email telling us class was canceled at 2 am last night, otherwise I might have known and missed the opportunity to walk in the snow without boots this morning!
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2012-08-13 22:21:02
Dear 32 degrees,,
Please...snow?
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2012-06-24 12:32:37
Dear my big brother,,
When I told you who I liked, even though the kid was on our bus, you didn't tell a soul. When I was 5, no matter how many questions I asked, you answered them. When we moved and I got the bigger room, you didn't complain. You honestly tell me how you think I look.
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2013-01-19 06:09:48
Dear 23 year old male cousin,
Yes I do remember 7 years ago when you played barbies with us.
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2013-05-27 08:55:42
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