Dear teddy bear,
I'm sorry all the times I've beaten you against the wall, gotten tears all over you, or ripped or injured you.
Sincerely, you're always there for my abuse.
Dear bullies in my English class,
Please leave the Asian transfer students alone, it’s NOT cool when you volunteer them to read out loud just to laugh at their mistakes and accent. They learned another language, left their families, and are sitting in an honor’s level class I'm not sure you deserve to be in.
Sincerely, hosting a close friend from China next year
When I asked if we were gonna put milk and cookies out for Santa, thanks for saying, "no, I'm trying to watch my weight."
Sincerely, keepin it classy
What do you have against me?
Dear Guys In Gym Class,
You're not "dope" if you try to shoot ball in the basket facing backwards and you luckily make it the second time.
Sincerely, The Chick you hit in the head with a basketball the first time.
Dear person who addressed the person who said that Nutella was German by informing them that Nutella is actually Italian,
Sincerely, Fight! Fight! Fight!
I looked it up, and it isn't real. It is a humorous and fictional phobia made up by the writer of the Far Side comics.
Dear siblings ,
"your Mom" is probably not the best comeback.
Sincerely, we have the same Mom.
Dear Maternity clothing companies,
You do realize that we are already saving up for baby, right? Why in the world are your clothes so much more expensive than normal clothes?!
Sincerely, Do you really want to do this to a bunch of hormonal women?
Dear DBPB girls complaining about their periods,
Yes, it does suck, but the rest of us, including other girls, don't really want to read about it.
Sincerely, a girl who shuts up and deals with it.
Dear all of my friend's boyfriends,
Please stop breaking their hearts, you don't have to be there to pick up the peices.
Sincerely, can you see the hurt in her eyes?
Dear boys who want to vote Justin Beiber out of your gender,
We don't want him either!
Please, do you really expect me to believe you made my ear bleed on purpose...
Sincerely, I may just be 15 but come on, I'm not THAT stupid.
Dear boys who complain about girls dating douches,
Where are you guys, quit hiding!
Sincerely, maybe they're just those 'gentlemen ninjas.'