Dear Disney Channel,
Not all Actors/Actresses are singers...
Sincerely, my ears are bleeding now.
Dear "popular people never got a candy named after them",
Actually they did...
Dear Fire Alarm,
I was just boiling water.
Sincerely, Entire Apartment Complex is Afraid of My Cooking Now
Dear girl who asked if I was new,
Remember that girl who’s weight you made fun of?
Sincerely, that was me 50 pounds ago...
Why did you eat that apple?
Dear people who ponder if butterflies get humans in the stomach,
Do butterflies even have a stomach?
Dear people who call me tomboy cause I don't wear Make-Up,
If I don't doodle around in my face every morning, I can sleep longer.
Sincerely, the girl who considers herself beautiful without painting.
Dear Airport security,
I'm just wearing a bra and panties, do I have to go through?
Sincerely, you can see everything
Dear guy I like,
I love our cute funny eye contact during class but I don't know where we stand...
Sincerely, the shy girl who doesn't know what to do
Dear slow dance,
Who would have thought that something so simple could remind me of how much I love my girl.
Sincerely, Two and a half years and still in love.
Dear lunch lady,
Thank you for smiling and showing genuine gratitude when I responded with "Hi, how are you?" when you said "Hello, hun".
Sincerely, I know i'm only another face in the hundreds you see go through that line each day and it feels good
You do realize the reason descending trousers are popular is because, in prison, it's a sign of a man giving himself to another man.
Sincerely, There's some history for you
Dear men who drive unnecessarily big over the top pickup trucks,,
Compensating for something?
Sincerely, sorry about your...
Dear 'I prefer girls without make up on',
If you insist..