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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear Parents and Friends,
For the last time I am never going to become an English teacher! Please stop stereotyping my degree and possible career options.
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2013-04-13 21:30:25
Dear ER staff,
Please notice that the boy doubled over in pain as blood pours from a bullet wound is a MUCH higher priority than the girl who broke her fingernail.
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2013-01-26 08:25:12
Dear kid with no control in History class,
Please stop interrupting the professor, the man has a doctorate in History, and I am paying to hear him lecture me, not you.
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2012-08-15 17:06:11
Dear other two bestfriends,
Please don't make plans right infront of me and then not invite me.
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2013-06-26 07:35:47
Dear sexist teacher,
Please don't say that "athletic girls" is an oxymoron.
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2013-06-01 15:39:53
Dear Mum,
I'm gonna date him if I want to. His colour doesn't matter.
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2013-09-12 05:22:40
Dear Commercials,
Please go away. We only want to see you during the Superbowl.
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2013-01-23 23:25:03
Dear Passion Pit music,
Please keep making more. Gallbladder attacks and wisdom teeth surgery couldn't have been the same without you
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2013-04-21 04:16:02
Dear Bella,
When I said "If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump too?" I didn't mean it literally.
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2013-01-03 08:36:07
Dear girlfriend,
I've seen your boyfriend in the shower.
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2012-12-16 05:35:16
Dear girlfriends of my male friends,
Please try to understand that the guy you find irresistible is only and will only ever be my friend. I'm not interested, and if he's with you, then I think it's pretty obvious the feeling is mutual. If you don't want me hugging him, fine - just let me be his friend.
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2013-04-11 15:30:11
Dear guys,
Please realize that girls, such as my friends and I, also watch movies, have ninja fights(not pillow fights,) and dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets.
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2012-08-14 16:21:06
Dear cross country team,
Thank you for being the most ridiculous group of guys I've ever met, and for helping me get through this.
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2013-09-05 14:21:52
Dear guy sitting behind me in class,
Please stop calling the boy in our class with aspergers stupid. He's not stupid, he's actually incredibly smart.
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2013-08-31 09:06:29
Dear gangsters,
You do realize the reason descending trousers are popular is because, in prison, it's a sign of a man giving himself to another man.
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2013-03-06 05:27:37
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