Dear Sleep,
You know how much I love you. But this isn't going to work out.
Sincerely, Midterms Tomorrow
Dear iPod,
I need my music! Please don't run out of battery on the bus ride home! Please don't run out of...oh.
Sincerely, WHY???
Dear world,
You don't have to be gay to support gay rights. You just have to be human.
Sincerely, people are people no matter who they love.
Dear Self,
Remember to do that incredibly important thing when you wake up.
Sincerely, Ha! Who am I kidding?
Dear kids next to me in the movie theatre,
No, obviously Snape is not Harry's father. Why are you even here?
Sincerely, read the books! (and yes, I did say "obviously" the Snape way)
Dear lady next to me in church,
No, I don't want to shake your hand after I watched you sneeze into it.
Sincerely, that's just disgusting.
Dear "tough" dog toys,
What dogs are you testing these with? Chihuahuas?
Sincerely, my dog destroyed this thing in 5 minutes
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
Thanks for making it impossible to write a series about vampires without it being compared to Twilight and/or being called a complete rip-off of your series. And while we're at it, thanks for making everyone believe that vampires sparkle if they go out in the sun.
Sincerely, Aspiring author who loves classic, weak-in-the-sun-but-not-sparkling-or-bursting-into-flames vampire
Dear I wasn't that drunk ,
You through my mothers $250 vase on to the floor and the yelled "Fix it Felix"
Sincerely, ya surrrreee
Dear computer,
You know what's fun? Not breaking.
Sincerely, you should try it sometime.
Dear grandparents who have been married for 50 years,
Thank you for showing me love can last forever.
Sincerely, your granddaughter.
Dear British,
Please answer this. Do you imitate american accents for fun?
Sincerely, Americans
Dear boys,
Oh, so I have nice boobs but the rest of me is too big? Well, you know that model that you think is so hot? The one with the DDD's and the size 3 everything else? They're fake!
Sincerely, curvy girls and skinny girls are both hot, but you need to choose one.
Dear "dont eat too much carrots they'll turn your eyes orange",
I've decided to change my name.
Sincerely, Edward Cullen
Dear Phineas and Ferb,
I don't know where you get the money for this, but I want your allowance.
Sincerely, broke teenager
