ARE YOU YELLING IN YOUR HEAD?????!!!!!!!
Sincerely, Me Too
How do you not have teen pregnancies?
Sincerely, 16 and pregnant
Dear Inbox (1),
YES! I have friends!!!
Sincerely, dang it's just junk mail
Can't you try to get along? I'm only home for less than a week....
Sincerely, ready to go back to college
Dear Korean lady suing CVS,
Sincerely, sense of humor
Dear 6 miss calls from my mother,
Death awaits me...
Sincerely, please don't yell, please don't yell...
Dear Mary Margaret on Once Upon a Time,
You hair looks like crap. Get a wig or something.
Sincerely, Once Upon a Time fan.
Dear best friend,
Please talk to me again.
Dear people who want to succeed,
There's two secrets to it. One: don't tell everything you know.
Sincerely, good luck!
Dear old brother,
If you insist on blasting your music 24/7, don't get mad at me for singing your songs.
Sincerely, I'll sing it if I want.
Dear long-distance best friends,
E-mails and social networking stuff is nice, but I'd really appreciate a hand written letter from you
Sincerely, I miss you
I JUST thought of a comeback for that insult you got two hours ago! Too bad, right?
Dear airport passengers,
sorry about the pat-down. I don't really want to grab your junk anymore than you want to be groped.
Sincerely, apologetic airport security
Dear taco bell,
When I come to your restaurant I expect you to have tacos in stock
Sincerely, you are TACO bell, aren't you.