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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear Mom,
Please do not hit my boyfriend in the face with a rolling pin again. He does not work for Al Qaeda.
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2012-06-24 01:17:36
Dear Algebra,
Please go back to Kindergarten, you seem to have forgotten that math is for NUMBERS, and those letters you keep throwing in there are to stay in reading.
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2012-06-15 14:02:03
Dear Little Sister's Boyfriend,
It's not her father or her brother you need to worry about.
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2012-10-16 10:17:49
Dear dad,
Because, yeah, every guy I talk to is my boyfriend
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2012-12-20 12:20:30
Dear Doctor,
Please when you meet Rose again, tell her you love her. Tell her you missed her. Tell her she was the BEST companion you ever had. And mention how nice her hair is. That's how you win a girl.
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2013-04-03 06:29:33
Dear people who say I need to get a boy/girlfriend,
I don't really care what you say, my life is great without a boy/girlfriend
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2013-05-31 02:09:47
Dear 999 likes,
Like.
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2013-01-17 22:39:44
Dear Cancer,
Please leave my 15 year old best friend alone.
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2012-07-19 16:19:14
Dear "The Talk",,
Let me take care of that for you.
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2013-01-06 02:24:06
Dear Doritos company,
Please put the regular flavor Doritos and the the super-hot Doritos in different colored bags.
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2012-07-28 14:04:54
Dear mom,
Please stop trying to accuse me of being alcoholic, bulimic, or pregnant.
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2012-06-18 23:47:17
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Please be JK-ing.
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2013-03-06 06:57:37
Dear guys wearing their sisters pants,
They're not as attractive as you think.
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2012-06-30 14:48:01
Dear people of the world,
Have you ever wondered when a streetlight went on and then off, that it was a spirit doing that?
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2013-05-24 08:10:21
Dear Mom and Dad,
Just because I stay quiet, doesn't mean I agree.
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2012-10-11 04:17:31
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