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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear People who say math is used for logic skills,
Then why did I take a logic class?
Sincerely, anonymous.
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2013-06-12 01:34:42
Dear teacher on cafeteria duty,
Please don't interrogate that girl leaving to go get her lunch money just because she likes to dress alternatively and you think she looks rebellious. You preach to us that we shouldn't judge others by their looks, but here you are doing just that.
Sincerely, someone who realizes what's actually important
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2013-06-02 14:54:58
Dear SeniorPeopleMeet.com,
Please take me off your email list.
Sincerely, really, I'm fifteen.
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2013-04-24 01:16:11
Dear classmates,
No I am NOT staring at you.
Sincerely, sorry just daydreaming
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2013-03-30 23:44:20
Dear Boys worried about Internet History,
I present to you Google Chrome, complete with incognito mode.
Sincerely, Your Welcome
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2013-02-12 15:11:24
Dear Customers,
Please listen when I am talking to you. "No" is not an appropriate response when I ask "How are you today?".
Sincerely, retail store employee
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2012-07-20 08:04:22
Dear girl who found out I am from South Korea,
Yes. I am white, blonde hair, blue eyed girl in the USA right now. I didn't learn how to build nuclear missiles not am I in league with the North Koreans.
Sincerely, a girl who loves South Korea and wishes people wouldn't stereotype.
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2013-04-11 05:00:09
Dear Physics teacher,
Do you get angry when you listen to "Defying Gravity"?
Sincerely, Idina Menzel
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2013-03-05 05:27:33
Dear Track Coach,
I'm not faking all those injuries just to get out of running
Sincerely, I really can get hurt that much
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2013-05-13 05:37:49
Dear Teachers,
Telling me that we can't be Facebook friends till I graduate just confirms the fact you have a facebook and I can stalk you.
Sincerely, Your Student
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2013-04-10 05:45:04
Dear Algebra teacher,
Please know that "in pre-calculus" is not the correct answer.
Sincerely, when are we ever gonna use this in REAL life?
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2013-01-10 06:09:17
Dear Radio,
I turned you on to listen to music.
Sincerely, Comercials won't cut it
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2012-08-02 06:35:16
Dear Little Sister,
Please stop posting stuff about your boyfriend 15 million times a day.
Sincerely, I would unfriend you but I would get in trouble from the 'rents
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2013-08-21 03:50:21
Dear Person mentioning looking rabid with toothpaste,
When the heck has anyone ever complained about that??
Sincerely, Really curious high schooler who should currently be doing their homework.
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2013-05-28 12:40:49
Dear screaming baby at the grocery store,
Thank you for reminding me to take my birth control.
Sincerely, safe and not sorry.
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2012-06-27 16:17:49
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