WHAT IS THIS!?! WHERE AM I?! WHERE'S TOTO!? IS THIS KANSAS?! I'M SCARED!!!
Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear internet,
Please let me go to sleep.
COMMENTS
2012-07-18 21:34:11
Dear mean girls,
Just because I'm not skinny like you doesn't mean I'm fat.
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2013-01-26 06:10:12
Dear roommates,
Please buy toilet paper when you use the last of it.
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2012-12-31 16:51:01
Dear world,
Please buy our pizza...we knead the dough!
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2013-01-19 03:09:48
Dear rock,,
Just admit that you let paper win.
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2013-01-21 13:39:55
Dear obnoxiously loud kids in my class,
Please I understand you don't want to learn, but i would appreciate it if you would stop flapping your gums so i can...
COMMENTS
2012-07-25 10:19:41
Dear iPod,
I need my music! Please don't run out of battery on the bus ride home! Please don't run out of...oh.
COMMENTS
2013-03-22 02:43:36
Dear Rebecca & Jacob,
Dis-Freaking-Owned.
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2012-07-19 21:34:14
Dear Slytherins,
Troll in the dungeon! Troll in the dungeon! Thought you should know.
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2012-07-21 18:34:27
Dear world,
Please get over yourself. I am aware that I wear black eyeliner and skinny jeans, but that doesn't mean I need your therapists's number.
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2012-06-15 18:32:04
Dear Lady GaGa,
About your career... Yeah, I did it first.
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2013-02-11 11:26:18
Dear guy sitting behind me in class,
Please stop calling the boy in our class with aspergers stupid. He's not stupid, he's actually incredibly smart.
COMMENTS
2013-08-31 09:06:29
Dear Army,
Please just let the love of my life come home to me for good.
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2012-08-04 20:05:26
Dear "he can't really care about you if he's not next to you",
He called me despite international charges on our phones because he knew I was having a bad day and didn't want me to do anything rash. He cried when i said I'd hurt myself and he immediately got my friends to check on me. He stayed up all night talking to me and making sure I was okay.
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2013-05-25 21:40:33
Dear buddy ol' pal whom I've been hanging out with for over 24 hours,
Please don't agree on taking me home, and then go lay down and pass out...
COMMENTS
2013-03-19 08:43:21
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