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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear mom and dad,,
Awkwardly saying, "Do you remember her/him?" when we meet old relatives isn't gonna help me remember them. I saw them when I was 2...
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2012-06-26 10:17:44
Dear Percy Jackson,
Thanks!
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2013-01-18 03:09:44
Dear Renesmee,
I know we're soul mates and all, don't hate me, but I have had fantasies about your mom naked.
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2012-06-29 17:02:57
Dear "friend",
No, I do not want to go to lunch with you. Why? Because when it's "just you and me," you bring your boyfriend, too!
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2012-07-20 14:49:23
Dear Jean manufacturers,
Why are men's jeans manufactured with a waist and length sizes, but women's only come with one?
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2012-07-07 12:33:29
Dear Yahoo! News,
Thank you for telling me that Michelle Obama got bangs!
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2013-06-13 08:19:47
Dear my little sister,
I'll never forget the time when you overheard me talking to mom about barely having enough money for food at university. The $20 bill and pink sticky note heart you left on my pillow that night will always remind me how amazing of a person you were.
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2013-05-14 09:39:31
Dear Boyfriend,
I don't actually like dating you because you don't talk to me about anything other than how much you like me anymore. Things were better when we were just friends and you were capable of normal speech.
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2013-05-23 11:55:15
Dear "friends",
I'm not upset because the limo for prom won't fit all eleven of us, I know I joined the group pretty late. I'm upset that not a single one of you offered to ride with me when you said I could still come, I just would have to drive separately. I know I'm not incredibly close with several of you, but I thought I was really good friends with at least three of you. I guess I was wrong.
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2013-04-03 22:14:37
Dear Noah ,
Sorry I missed the ride. We were running a bit late!
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2012-10-25 06:33:11
Dear Boyfriend,
I don't care to go clothes or shoes shopping, romantic movies bore me, I don't drool over jewlery, I like to cook for you, and that bothers you?
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2013-03-05 11:27:34
Dear Student who stayed up for the midnight release of Modern Warfare 3,
JOKE'S ON YOU!!!
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2012-07-15 02:03:58
Dear Reader,
J.K. Rowling was rejected by publishing companies at first. Different fonts on computers came about because Steve Jobs quit college and took a calligraphy class. Why give up hope now?
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2013-01-12 14:24:26
Dear gum lovers,
Chew a little quieter.
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2012-07-18 02:04:08
Dear Harry,,
I hear your mom died protecting you and you have a scar?? Same here,
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2012-12-31 04:05:59
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