Dear Boys who say that girls should write a book on how to understand them and make them happy,
There is one reason that we haven't; every girl is different
Sincerely, a gamer girl and her bookish best friend
Dear my cheat of a mother.,
Yes, im still mad at you. Yes, it was seven years ago. Yes, I do hate you and him. Yes, you ruined my childhood and my life. No, I'll never forgive you.
Sincerely, your 14 year old daughter who just answered all your questions.
Dear mom,
I swear my room was clean... Then I needed to get dressed!
Sincerely, its not easy
Dear colleges,
Want to grab my attention with an email? Follow Kenyon's example. The subject line of their's was "Still waiting for your owl?".
Sincerely, the Harry Potter fan who finally responded to a college's email.
Dear middle school dress codes,
Please understand that we may be immature, but we aren't turned on by a shoulder showing of the opposite gender
Sincerely, all middle schoolers!
Dear Judgemental friends and relatives,
Please realize that I'm not lazy, I really do have heart problems.
Sincerely, just because you can't see it, doesn't mean I'm not sick
Dear 911 operator,
What do you mean, you won't help? What kind of emergencies will you help with?!
Sincerely, there's a massive bulldog attacking a highschool girl and her tiny dog! Don't hang up on me!
Dear autocorrect,
Duck you too.
Sincerely, Apple users everywhere
Dear school,
Thank you for not raking the leaves like most schools do. I just watched two students jump in a pile they made themselves.
Sincerely, amused college senior with less than a week left before getting a real job
Dear metabolism,
You and food are my bestfriends.
Sincerely, should be fat
Dear best guy friend,
Yes, I love you. But I'm afraid that I know you don't love me back.
Sincerely, I don't know if I stay here anymore
Dear person who said "When I was your age I had to give my friends my e-mail address and landline number if they wanted to keep contact with me.",
When I was eight, people had to come round my house and actual talk to me. I'm only 24 now.
Sincerely, "When I was your age" doesn't work if your are 16.
Dear people that complain about it being hot outside,
You live in Louisiana
Sincerely, get over it, or stay indoors.
Dear me,
Be yourself.
Sincerely, me
Dear guys that 'always get their hearts broken',
There are girls who won't break your heart. They may just not be as pretty as the sluts you date.
Sincerely, a girl waiting for you to open your eyes.
