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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear customers,
Please stop coming to the restaurant 15 minutes before closing.
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2012-07-15 08:03:58
Dear Calculus Teacher Who Just Asked Us If We Wanted A Quiz,,
That's like getting asked if we want to get slapped in the face.
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2013-01-14 11:24:33
Dear male best friend,
Thank you for trusting me enough to cry in front of me even though some people consider it weak.
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2013-05-02 23:37:13
Dear nervous system,
Why are you nervous?
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2013-01-13 06:09:29
Dear Society,
Please stop thinking that because I am christian I hate LGBTQ people
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2014-02-02 16:22:45
Dear buff guys at the gym,,
When you can bench more than you can squat, then something is wrong
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2012-11-18 01:04:05
Dear cutest and most popular guy at school,
It's amazing that you want to go to Formal with me, but please don't take rejection too hard!
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2013-06-05 02:19:05
Dear Students,
Yes I am a young teacher. Yes I am "cool". Yes I like hanging out with friends and drinking beer... but that doesn't mean I want to go to your 'sick house party' tonight.
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2013-04-10 10:15:04
Dear people who think others believe they ride weird things to school,
I'm pretty sure only children think that. And then we grow up. How would you even fit in the pocket of a kangaroo...
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2013-04-15 12:30:32
Dear "best friend",
I guess I know where your loyalties lie now.
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2013-09-05 09:51:51
Dear God,,
Please, she isn't ready to go yet, and deserves to live her life!
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2013-05-16 23:54:42
Dear hot older friend,
thanks for hugging me in the hall during passing period,
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2013-04-27 08:46:24
Dear colleges,
I just read that on average, right-handed people live 9 years longer than left-handed people. Can I have my scholarship NOW?
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2012-11-03 06:33:33
Dear dog,
Thank you for saying hi! I missed you too! But maybe don't say hi while I'm painting my nails.
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2013-04-03 08:44:34
Dear people who are talking behind my back,
I can hear you.
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2013-04-13 14:00:24
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