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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear cupcakes,
Oh please, you just have makeup on.
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2012-08-11 02:05:50
Dear child proof containers ,
NOOOOOOOO!
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2013-03-27 02:44:03
Dear High School Science Classes,
Thank you for helping me understand the "Big Bang Theory" theme song.
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2012-12-31 14:36:00
Dear Emily Deschanel,
Please consider narrating videos for history classes.
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2012-10-08 22:17:16
Dear ex crush,
Please just go away. From me. My dreams. Everything. I wasn't good enough for you almost ten years ago, and I'm definitely not good enough for you now. I'm HAPPY with where I am now. I'm CONTENT. When I wanted to let you in... You pushed me away. I'm not going to give you that chance to let me in now. You're too late.
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2013-05-15 03:39:34
Dear Toddlers in Tiaras,,
Thanks a lot.
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2012-10-29 13:18:21
Dear neighbour using a snowblower at 5:30 a.m,
You're a douche.
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2013-07-07 05:08:38
Dear Disney movies,
I will never be too old for you.
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2012-06-17 09:32:10
Dear Four year old who said, "You look beautiful today!",
I woke up 20 minutes before I had to be at work and threw on baggy jeans and a plain black hoodie and ran out the door.
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2013-03-02 02:27:24
Dear face wash commercials ,
No one splashes water on their face in slow motion
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2013-04-09 03:29:59
Dear teacher,
You told the entire class that I had the best scores on all the tests and everyone looked at me. You then say "not to make her feel uncomfortable."
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2013-04-28 07:16:30
Dear Friend who called my ideas stupid,
Please tell me who got the highest grades in the class
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2013-04-12 11:45:16
Dear Disney Channel characters,,
There's a fine line between she-devil and a saint.
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2013-07-23 11:12:20
Dear stereo typical movies about high school,
Please tell me it's not that bad...
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2012-12-17 04:05:19
Dear friend,
I'm glad you and your boyfriend have been together two years; I'm glad you love each other; I'm glad you're happy, but life doesn't revolve around him and what he wants.
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2013-04-05 02:44:43
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