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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear sister I share a room with,
Please stop changing you outfit
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2013-05-02 08:37:09
Dear guys who say chivalry after everything,
You literally pushed me over and said "Haha. Chivalry!"
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2013-06-15 06:49:56
Dear "stop saying you're fat, you're not. Stop looking for attention",
Please realize that it isn't always our fault.
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2013-04-30 05:46:38
Dear people,
Please stop putting serious issues on this website. Do something about it in real life.
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2013-07-27 02:57:34
Dear clumsy people,
If you fall I will be here for you.
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2013-01-28 07:40:17
Dear 2011,
We would have thought by now, you would have had flying cars and time machines. Really?
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2012-07-30 09:35:01
Dear Jersey Shore,
There is a fine line between being tan and looking like you rolled in a bag of Doritos...
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2012-08-15 16:21:11
Dear AML,
Why did you have to give us false hope that you were gone then just come back and take Halen away?
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2013-03-20 13:13:28
Dear my fellow classmates who look annoyed every time I sniff and snuffle,
What.. would you rather see it dripping out of my nose?
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2013-04-08 13:59:56
Dear "Queue",
How many of those letters are really necessary?
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2013-09-18 14:23:14
Dear D-Cup woman,
Your shirt was made for an A-Cup girl.
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2012-07-14 14:03:56
Dear friend who I recently found out is gay,
Thank you so much for suggesting we go shopping.
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2012-06-17 14:02:11
Dear professor who refuses to send out a practice test,
Please know that we all hate you.
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2013-04-10 08:00:04
Dear Heart,
Why her?
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2013-02-11 03:11:17
Dear guy trying to un hook me,
SURPRISE!!!
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2012-12-16 10:50:16
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