Sincerely, I knew you could do it!
You really can't take a hint can you?
Sincerely, The princess is in another castle
Dear physical fitness test,
Why is passing you so important? It's not like I'm aspiring to be a gym teacher.
Sincerely, out of shape student.
Dear car dealerships, ,
Please get off your high-horse and accept my CASH offer that's a smudge lower than the retail price.
Sincerely, I'm sixteen..
Dear freshmen on the bus,
Please, can you NOT make gagging noises when we hold hands on the bus?
Sincerely, a gal and her fellow
It's great that you do more exercise than I ever will, but please try to understand that I have a full time job, a family to support, and my boss hates me when I'm late. Don't run where cars drive.
Sincerely, "lazy" drivers
Sincerely, if you're going to say something offensive, don't hide your name. Mine is Joanne.
Dear Nice Guys,
Would you date a girl JUST because she was nice?
Sincerely, didn´t think so. You need to be more than just nice to attract women. Get a personality.
Dear clorox cleaning wipes,
You have no idea how much I freaking love you.
Sincerely, Done with paper towels and spray
You give out coal, which releases green house gases when burned. You do realize that you live in the North Pole, right?
Sincerely, I'd consider investing in a boat.
Dear cute guy who is always acting cool,
I can see you looking up Arthur pictures and having an in depth discussion about the characters with the person next to you.
Sincerely, you just got way cuter
Please give me the satisfaction of knowing that you felt the pain that I went through.
Sincerely, your ex-girlfriend
Dear 'sleeping' foot,
Thanks for making me trip over nothing into tile.
Sincerely, Now my foot and FACE hurt
When I search for "The revolutionary war," I don't want the key word to be "the"
Sincerely, I don't care about the Kardashian wedding, I have an essay due tomorrow morning.