Dear Friend,
No, I don't like Nutella.
Sincerely, It's not that weird!
Dear college,
I'm an Asian, left handed ginger.
Sincerely, can I be considered a minority yet?
Dear ex boyfriend,
Somebody has already taken your place in my bed
Sincerely, I love my dog
Dear childhood,
You went away too fast.
Sincerely, nostalgic.
Dear obese swim coach,,
Quit telling us to go faster. If we were in the ocean and a shark was right behind us, you'd be the one to get eaten.
Sincerely, losing my patience
Dear Internet generation,
My sincerest thanks for such incredible things as Kiva and Kickstarter available. We are not a lost generation, just differently awesome than before.
Sincerely, a proud microfinanser
Dear judgmental cashier, ,
I know its almost Valentine's Day, but the lingerie is for my sister who's getting married.
Sincerely, 19 year old virgin
Dear people who say "I've watched enough episodes of CSI to kill you and get away with it",
I've watched enough episodes of CSI to know there isn't any way to get away with it
Sincerely, anonymous
Dear Shower,
Please stop trying to be a Katy Perry song. I don't appreciate it.
Sincerely, Stop being Hot N' Cold
Dear people who believe that Muslims are terrorists,
Please stop. Most of us aren't extremists. A lot of us aren't even ten years old.
Sincerely, the little Muslim girl who just heard you telling her to die
Dear Finding nemo lover girl in my geography class,
Thank you for giving me the hint P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way when I did not know the answer was Sydney.
Sincerely, Marry me?
Dear steritypes,
I'm half Asian, half black
Sincerely, what now?
Dear friends,
Please stop making slut jokes about me.
Sincerely, it's starting to hurt
Dear Physics A Level,
All I learnt today was that half a Byte is called a Nibble.
Sincerely, amused failure
Dear 6 year old girl I babysit,,
No, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Miley Cyrus are not Disney Princesses.
Sincerely, losing faith in the new generations.
