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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear "best friend",
I guess I know where your loyalties lie now.
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2013-09-05 09:51:51
Dear random stranger that smiled,
You may not know it but you made my day a little better and reminded me that everything isn't all that bad.
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2012-12-24 04:05:40
Dear dentist office right next to the ice cream store,,
I see what you did there..
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2012-11-22 09:19:13
Dear Complete Stranger Who Said I Looked Beautiful In That Dress,
I was having a really bad day. You cheered me up.
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2014-02-03 07:22:54
Dear dentists,
Why do you insist on making conversation with me?
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2012-08-12 02:50:54
Dear mom,
I did ask dad!
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2013-03-26 00:28:57
Dear modern pop artists,
Remember when people used real instruments as music, and not some crappy DJ that can't even DJ properly?
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2012-08-14 14:51:06
Dear mind,
Please stop freaking me out in the middle of the night. When I'm about to die, THEN you can make me have panic attacks about it.
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2012-06-13 05:46:54
Dear math teacher who just got a hair cut,
When you told the girl in front of me that "you woke up and your hair shrunk into your head and that's why it's shorter" you absolutely made my day.
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2012-12-11 10:05:03
Dear bladder,
Now??
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2013-02-11 01:41:17
Dear people saying "women everywhere" "people everywhere etc,
Speak for yourself!
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2012-10-28 09:33:18
Dear hair,
Sorry, I'll be wearing you down for a while.
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2012-12-08 03:19:53
Dear morning ,
Please stay away from me
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2013-06-21 06:05:22
Dear psych major and biology major,
Some women do experience PMS symptoms, like mood swings and cravings, because of hormonal changes. However, some women attribute regular, daily mood fluctuations and food cravings to PMS when they are not actually caused by hormonal changes. This is because some women are told they are "just PMSing" when they have these normal experiences. So, both beliefs are relevant.
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2013-05-22 11:10:09
Dear mom,
It's not the nap that's making me cranky. It's the fact that you keep saying "No wonder you're cranky, you just woke up".
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2012-06-16 17:02:07
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