Dear girls who stick their lips out in pictures,
You look like ducks. Thanks for making me look better.
Sincerely, girl who actually smiles in pictures.
Dear AP Biology teacher,
Thank you for keeping my lame Biology joke about introns and spliceosomes up on the board :D
Sincerely, it made my day to think other people enjoyed it.
Dear casino that decided to put in an amusement park,
Please consider that not everyone using your park and restrooms is 3 feet tall.
Sincerely, almost fell trying to sit on the tiny toilet....
Dear Scar,
Where does one get a black mane like yours?
Sincerely, curious Lion King viewer
Dear little sister, ,
I wasn't kidding when I said it wasn't okay for you to date my ex-boyfriend.
Sincerely, just walked in on you two in your room. Gross.
Dear optimists/pessimists,
I don't care if it's half full or empty, does it have soda in it?
Sincerely, youngster. :)
Dear fridge,
You should be cold enough to keep my food cool and warm enough to keep them thawed.
Sincerely, why is my tea ice?!
Dear guy "best friend,",
Let's see... I ask you for hugs daily, flirt and tease you, laugh at your jokes and play fight with you.
Sincerely, the girl who likes you.
Dear Police Officer,,
It's not "how high are you?" It's "hi, how are you?"
Sincerely, duhhh!
Dear homophobes and racist people,
The golden rule: treat others the way you want to be treated.
Sincerely, someone with a hope for equality between everyone.
Dear silent black dog,
Please don't step out of the shadows behind me when I'm getting soup from the pantry.
Sincerely, I love you, but I almost had a heart attack
Dear girls who complain about their periods,
Be grateful to have one.
Sincerely, some women would kill for the privilege to have a child when they can't.
Dear Daddy,
I do and will always remember you. I wasn't too young.
Sincerely, R.I.P daddy.
Dear slobbering dog,
Please keep licking the tears off my face
Sincerely, I need a clean slate
Dear cute girl at the climbing gym,
I don't know your name, but i really want to get to know you better. I'm just to shy to introduce myself.
Sincerely, guy that thinks he's in love.
