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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear Future Me (in 10 years),
Please don't forget the friends that stood by your side during school. They are what made school interesting.....
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2013-05-22 16:25:10
Dear cat,
Contrary to your belief I really don't want your butt in my face.
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2012-08-13 08:51:00
Dear Pilgrims,
Thank you for making a holiday that allows me to miss one week of school and eat all I want without it being strange.
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2013-01-08 01:39:11
Dear boyfriend's Mother,
Please be aware that your hurtful words toward him are also hurtful toward me
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2013-05-14 04:52:54
Dear Dad,
You won't let me get this video game (R-16 and I'm 18) because it's a "bad influence"? That's fine. I have a better idea.
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2013-05-24 20:55:27
Dear Nice Guys,
Would you date a girl JUST because she was nice?
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2013-04-27 08:01:24
Dear Guys,
You forgot me again.
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2013-03-08 03:57:43
Dear Teachers,
Just because he's dead instead of sick doesn't mean my life is easy now.
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2013-05-13 07:52:50
Dear Crazy Biology Teacher,
When we asked if you would show us Bill Nye the Science Guy, we didn't think you'd actually do it...
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2012-10-20 06:33:01
Dear firefighters,
No running by the pool!
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2012-10-28 08:48:18
Dear Girl in the car next to me popping the zit on your nose,
We can all see you...
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2013-02-11 06:56:18
Dear Pinnochio, ,
I've lied plenty of times, why won't it grow?!
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2012-07-04 18:33:18
Dear "hipster",,
You just got owned by my three year old son.
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2012-11-28 04:04:26
Dear Peter,
Please stop.
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2013-09-03 21:51:44
Dear girls who stick their lips out in pictures,
You look like ducks. Thanks for making me look better.
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2013-01-10 09:09:17
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