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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear teddy bear,
I'm sorry all the times I've beaten you against the wall, gotten tears all over you, or ripped or injured you.
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2013-04-25 11:46:17
Dear bullies in my English class,
Please leave the Asian transfer students alone, it’s NOT cool when you volunteer them to read out loud just to laugh at their mistakes and accent. They learned another language, left their families, and are sitting in an honor’s level class I'm not sure you deserve to be in.
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2014-02-03 17:52:57
Dear Mom,
When I asked if we were gonna put milk and cookies out for Santa, thanks for saying, "no, I'm trying to watch my weight."
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2012-06-11 16:16:49
Dear teachers,
What do you have against me?
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2012-07-18 23:49:11
Dear Guys In Gym Class,
You're not "dope" if you try to shoot ball in the basket facing backwards and you luckily make it the second time.
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2013-10-07 09:35:07
Dear person who addressed the person who said that Nutella was German by informing them that Nutella is actually Italian,
Oh snap.
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2013-03-22 11:43:37
Dear luposlipaphobia,
I looked it up, and it isn't real. It is a humorous and fictional phobia made up by the writer of the Far Side comics.
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2013-04-13 02:45:21
Dear siblings ,
"your Mom" is probably not the best comeback.
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2013-03-28 01:14:07
Dear Maternity clothing companies,
You do realize that we are already saving up for baby, right? Why in the world are your clothes so much more expensive than normal clothes?!
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2013-01-12 09:54:24
Dear DBPB girls complaining about their periods,
Yes, it does suck, but the rest of us, including other girls, don't really want to read about it.
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2013-08-15 07:34:55
Dear all of my friend's boyfriends,
Please stop breaking their hearts, you don't have to be there to pick up the peices.
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2012-06-14 02:01:57
Dear boys who want to vote Justin Beiber out of your gender,
We don't want him either!
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2012-06-19 11:02:18
Dear Doctor,
Please, do you really expect me to believe you made my ear bleed on purpose...
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2013-06-26 09:05:48
Dear boys who complain about girls dating douches,
Where are you guys, quit hiding!
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2012-06-28 06:32:51
Dear (Australian) mom,
No, you are not 'going to get your thongs'. You are going to get your FLIP-FLOPS. Okay?
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2012-11-03 08:48:33
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