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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear teachers before they draw something on the board,
"remember girls, i am not an artist"
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2014-01-31 14:07:20
Dear mom,
Please stop saying there is plenty of food in the house.
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2012-08-09 02:50:42
Dear Mom,
Well you won't let me get a job, I don't get an allowance, and stealing IS illegal in most countries...
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2012-10-10 17:02:29
Dear :"Dont look",
Nobody was looking in the first place...
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2012-12-30 05:35:57
Dear Mom,
Please show equal love to all of your children.
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2013-09-01 08:21:34
Dear Life,
Please stop hurting that girl I love. She doesn't deserve it.
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2012-06-30 02:47:59
Dear 6 year old girl I babysit,,
No, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Miley Cyrus are not Disney Princesses.
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2013-01-30 10:40:36
Dear Free Public Wifi,
Please stop leading me on.
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2013-06-29 07:36:00
Dear guys stuck in the Friend Zone,
Why do you make me sound so horrible? I really appreciate you as a person. I just don't like you that way.
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2012-10-31 02:48:25
Dear coach who said I would never make it,,
Suck it.
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2012-10-09 11:02:24
Dear Jackie Chan,
You taught the "karate kid" Kung Fu, not karate.
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2012-06-23 23:02:35
Dear Parents,
Please stop relying on us to make your daughters feel beautiful. It means so much more coming from you.
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2013-01-12 18:09:26
Dear Children,
Please don't call me "ma'm".
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2012-06-27 07:17:48
Dear secret love,
Please have my heart and hold it forever.
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2013-04-07 16:59:53
Dear Bella,
When I said "If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump too?" I didn't mean it literally.
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2013-01-03 08:36:07
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