Dear guy that i like,
Please dont judge me when i smile like an idiot and trip over my words when you talk to me.
Sincerely, the girl madly in love with you
Please come out at the right time.
Sincerely, just broke down in school
Please don't loudly and repeatedly ask what the precise and parallel scars on my wrist are in a large group.
Sincerely, I'll tell you when I can trust you
Dear Cute girls,
Please don't only care about looks in a guy, we all have personalities and feelings.
Sincerely, average looking male
Dear "Cool" girls,,
He's smart, funny, considerate, cute and polite.
Sincerely, I don't care if he's not popular, I'm still going out with him.
Please tell me why you are BEHIND A LOCKED DOOR!
Sincerely, is that smoke I smell...?!
Please stop throwing a fit every month that I don't get pregnant.
Sincerely, My Parents Are Fine With It!
Are you sure we are talking about the same book?
Sincerely, Percy Jackson Fans.
Remember when you were just a time of day?
Dear best guy friends girlfriend,,
Well I assure you that my relationship with your boyfriend is more like a brother/sister; I will do as you say and 'back off'. However you can tell him why I'm not spending as much time with him.
Sincerely, I hope you explain better than his ex-girlfriend.
Dear doctor who walked in on me and my mother reading,
thank you for saying 'it's so good to see people reading instead of on their phones'
Sincerely, sorry i got a text from my best friend right then
Dear boy I'm in love with,
Please realize I may say it but in all honesty I'm not really happy for you.
Sincerely, counting the days until you and her break up.
What exactly do you mean with "This place about to BLOW OH OH OH OH oh oh oh"?
Sincerely, please, don't go al-Queda on us...
Dear lady who gave me her basket in the supermarket,
Please know how grateful I am and that I will pass on this kindness.
Sincerely, arms overflowing with products I didn't intend to buy.