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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear Disney Channel,
Not all Actors/Actresses are singers...
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2012-07-20 23:04:24
Dear "popular people never got a candy named after them",
Actually they did...
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2013-04-09 23:45:02
Dear Fire Alarm,
I was just boiling water.
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2013-02-25 06:57:07
Dear girl who asked if I was new,
Remember that girl who’s weight you made fun of?
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2012-12-07 05:34:50
Dear Eve,
Why did you eat that apple?
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2014-02-01 18:37:34
Dear people who ponder if butterflies get humans in the stomach,
Do butterflies even have a stomach?
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2012-07-27 02:04:48
Dear people who call me tomboy cause I don't wear Make-Up,
If I don't doodle around in my face every morning, I can sleep longer.
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2012-12-17 18:20:21
Dear Airport security,
I'm just wearing a bra and panties, do I have to go through?
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2013-01-12 21:54:27
Dear guy I like,
I love our cute funny eye contact during class but I don't know where we stand...
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2013-05-23 10:25:15
Dear slow dance,
Who would have thought that something so simple could remind me of how much I love my girl.
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2013-01-24 01:40:03
Dear lunch lady,
Thank you for smiling and showing genuine gratitude when I responded with "Hi, how are you?" when you said "Hello, hun".
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2013-01-17 03:54:41
Dear gangsters,
You do realize the reason descending trousers are popular is because, in prison, it's a sign of a man giving himself to another man.
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2013-03-06 05:27:37
Dear men who drive unnecessarily big over the top pickup trucks,,
Compensating for something?
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2012-07-21 04:19:24
Dear 'I prefer girls without make up on',
If you insist..
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2013-07-14 19:24:05
Dear Teachers,
Students seldom prosper in an environment of fear and intimidation.
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2013-06-04 16:34:02
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