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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear Boys who say that girls should write a book on how to understand them and make them happy,
There is one reason that we haven't; every girl is different
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2013-05-26 06:40:36
Dear my cheat of a mother.,
Yes, im still mad at you. Yes, it was seven years ago. Yes, I do hate you and him. Yes, you ruined my childhood and my life. No, I'll never forgive you.
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2013-05-18 11:09:48
Dear mom,
I swear my room was clean... Then I needed to get dressed!
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2012-07-21 14:04:26
Dear colleges,
Want to grab my attention with an email? Follow Kenyon's example. The subject line of their's was "Still waiting for your owl?".
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2013-01-19 04:39:48
Dear middle school dress codes,
Please understand that we may be immature, but we aren't turned on by a shoulder showing of the opposite gender
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2012-10-11 02:47:31
Dear Judgemental friends and relatives,
Please realize that I'm not lazy, I really do have heart problems.
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2013-04-17 04:15:42
Dear 911 operator,
What do you mean, you won't help? What kind of emergencies will you help with?!
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2012-08-14 23:51:07
Dear autocorrect,
Duck you too.
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2013-02-27 06:12:13
Dear school,
Thank you for not raking the leaves like most schools do. I just watched two students jump in a pile they made themselves.
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2013-04-01 07:59:25
Dear metabolism,
You and food are my bestfriends.
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2012-12-05 16:49:45
Dear best guy friend,
Yes, I love you. But I'm afraid that I know you don't love me back.
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2013-03-21 14:43:33
Dear person who said "When I was your age I had to give my friends my e-mail address and landline number if they wanted to keep contact with me.",
When I was eight, people had to come round my house and actual talk to me. I'm only 24 now.
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2013-06-23 09:05:31
Dear people that complain about it being hot outside,
You live in Louisiana
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2013-06-27 05:20:51
Dear me,
Be yourself.
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2013-03-22 01:13:35
Dear guys that 'always get their hearts broken',
There are girls who won't break your heart. They may just not be as pretty as the sluts you date.
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2012-06-25 19:17:42
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