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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear tiny fly buzzing around my face,,
Please stop. Everyone at my school already knows I just came back from a week in a psych ward, you are not helping me on the "I'm not insane" front...
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2013-08-05 08:13:16
Dear gorgeous man,,
The fact that you're gay is irrelevant.
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2012-10-09 14:02:25
Dear brother,
Please realize that even on my worst days all I need to hear is I love you to make me keep going
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2013-04-09 14:45:01
Dear pyscho killer hiding in the closet,
Didn't you see the 'reserved' sign, under the bed was full.
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2012-08-04 05:50:24
Dear iPod,
Please tell me your method of shuffling.
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2012-08-07 04:20:35
Dear World,
Please stop descriminating against slender women. 'Real men' like who they like, slender or fat.
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2013-04-14 23:00:30
Dear England,,
Can you please take over The United States of America again??
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2012-06-20 01:17:21
Dear ex crush,
Please just go away. From me. My dreams. Everything. I wasn't good enough for you almost ten years ago, and I'm definitely not good enough for you now. I'm HAPPY with where I am now. I'm CONTENT. When I wanted to let you in... You pushed me away. I'm not going to give you that chance to let me in now. You're too late.
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2013-05-15 03:39:34
Dear people who think rain calls for flip flops,
If your feet are cold then you shouldn't be wearing those. That's why they made me.
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2012-10-25 11:48:11
Dear dropped food,
1...2...3...4...5...GO!
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2012-12-31 13:51:00
Dear "there's plenty of fish in the sea",
That's great, but I'm human.
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2013-02-18 03:11:44
Dear army boyfriend,
Please always remember I love you and would give up anything to be with you. I love you more than anything. I'll always think of you every night. You're in my heart forever and always.
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2013-06-24 09:05:37
Dear National Association of Procrastinators,
Cool acronym, I think I'll join you..
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2013-04-10 18:30:07
Dear world,
If pro is the opposite of con, than is progress the opposite of congress??
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2013-02-14 09:11:32
Dear Size 2 Girls,
Seriously, do not call yourselves fat.
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2013-01-18 03:54:44
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