WHAT IS THIS!?! WHERE AM I?! WHERE'S TOTO!? IS THIS KANSAS?! I'M SCARED!!!
Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear Narnia,
I search and search through my closet, but I still can't find the entrance!
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2012-07-15 05:48:58
Dear silent black dog,
Please don't step out of the shadows behind me when I'm getting soup from the pantry.
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2013-02-13 03:56:28
Dear boys,
Girls can be put in the friend zone too.
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2012-10-13 18:32:39
Dear Pilgrims,
Thank you for making a holiday that allows me to miss one week of school and eat all I want without it being strange.
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2013-01-08 01:39:11
Dear students who say they'd try in school if they got paid,
I'm guaranteed AT LEAST a $10,000/year scholarship to most of the schools I'm going to apply to.
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2013-02-16 03:11:38
Dear "girls always go after the bad guys",
I'd love a nice guy.
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2013-05-06 22:07:27
Dear School Slut,
STDs are not Pokemon.
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2012-12-06 02:34:47
Dear world,
Please realize that "christian" and "homophobic" are not synonymous.
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2012-07-23 15:34:34
Dear people whose relationships never work out,,
Slow down!! There's no need in going fast in a relationship. This girl became my best friend and now we've been 'talking' for over two years.
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2012-10-09 07:17:23
Dear freshman boy in my first period class, ,
I know I acted weirded out when you told me to "Stay beautiful" in the hallway today, but it honestly made my stressful day a little brighter.
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2012-12-04 19:04:41
Dear people who ride my bumper...,
I bet you a new car I can stop faster then you!
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2012-08-10 10:20:47
Dear Yahoo,
Just admit it, I won!
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2012-07-25 01:19:40
Dear internet girls everywhere,
Please stop telling people having your period is horrible. I mean, come on, you get used to it and it isn't THAT bad.
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2013-05-11 22:07:45
Dear people that say "CST Testing",
What do you think the 'T' stands for?
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2012-10-12 03:32:35
Dear Phineas and Ferb,
Your summer has been like 4 years long. Have you been skipping school?
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2012-07-30 03:35:01
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