Dear "You're one in a million",
So there are about 700 people out there exactly like me?
Last thing I heard was that you couldn't even act without someone telling you how pretty you are
Dear guys that 'always get their hearts broken',
There are girls who won't break your heart. They may just not be as pretty as the sluts you date.
Sincerely, a girl waiting for you to open your eyes.
Dear 20th century,
Music. You're doing it wrong.
Sincerely, the 1960s
Dear Mother Nature,
It's "April showers bring May flowers".
Sincerely, It's May, you can stop now.
Dear DBPB community,
I have a confession to make... I like Twilight. But I also love Harry Potter, The Chronicles of Narnia, the Hunger Games, an Percy Jackson
Sincerely, please don't judge me!
Dear America and Canada,
we understand you two have some beef, but please stop using annoying pop stars as weaponry.
Sincerely, every other country in the world
Remember the good ol times when you had to call your friend and ask for a "playdate"?
Sincerely, and you played with toys too
Dear guy I have a crush on,
I wish I was brave enough to tell you that the only reason your girlfriend is going out with you is because she's trying to make somebody else jealous
Sincerely, that shy girl that's been to scared to talk to you
Dear Boyfriend who thinks he has to turn of Call of Duty when I come over,
I understand you think it's sweet and all but please just hand me a controller.
Sincerely, I'd kick your butt
Please stop saying that I'm too skinny. Believe it or not, I'm not happy about my weight and I hate it when people point it out.
Sincerely, your friend
Dear Best Guy Friend Ever,
Please know that you are forever in my thoughts and prayers, you are the strongest kid who's ever lived.
Sincerely, your mom was an amazing person and left the most amazing son behind.
Please realize that I am not "ruining my life." Yes, I got a couple of B's on my last report card. But I don't do drugs, I'm still a virgin, and I don't drink.
Sincerely, I'm not gonna end up on the streets
Dear people who say "YOLO!",
Sincerely, its dead, OK!