Dear sister I share a room with,
Please stop changing you outfit
Sincerely, I cleaned the room five minutes ago
Dear guys who say chivalry after everything,
You literally pushed me over and said "Haha. Chivalry!"
Sincerely, I don't think it means what you think
Dear "stop saying you're fat, you're not. Stop looking for attention",
Please realize that it isn't always our fault.
Sincerely, has no self esteem, bullied since 6th grade, size 3 jeans and an eating disorder.
Please stop putting serious issues on this website. Do something about it in real life.
Sincerely, Looking for entertainment,not a morality lesson
Dear clumsy people,
If you fall I will be here for you.
We would have thought by now, you would have had flying cars and time machines. Really?
Dear Jersey Shore,
There is a fine line between being tan and looking like you rolled in a bag of Doritos...
Why did you have to give us false hope that you were gone then just come back and take Halen away?
Sincerely, he was an angle sent from heaven
Dear my fellow classmates who look annoyed every time I sniff and snuffle,
What.. would you rather see it dripping out of my nose?
Sincerely, that's what I thought...
How many of those letters are really necessary?
Sincerely, I count one
Dear D-Cup woman,
Your shirt was made for an A-Cup girl.
Sincerely, My eyes are bleeding.
Dear friend who I recently found out is gay,
Thank you so much for suggesting we go shopping.
Sincerely, I was going to do it myself but i didn't want to seem stereotypical.
Dear professor who refuses to send out a practice test,
Please know that we all hate you.
Sincerely, students trying to study for the final