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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear Dentist,
I'm sure it's supposed to go both ways..
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2012-06-26 18:32:46
Dear Doctor,
Please, do you really expect me to believe you made my ear bleed on purpose...
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2013-06-26 09:05:48
Dear Bella,
When the guy I loved broke up with me for my own safety, I tried to steal the Sword of Gryffindor, started a rebel movement, and fought with my friends against our enemy. You became comatose for months, then put yourself in danger to hear his voice.
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2012-07-14 09:33:55
Dear television manufacturer,
Do you really not have the technology to allow the TV's volume to automatically adjust between a quiet, speaking scene and a ridiculously loud battle sequence?
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2012-08-12 11:50:56
Dear guy who keeps hitting on me,
No means no. I told you threw times already that I don't want to be friends with benefits
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2013-04-30 08:01:38
Dear Little Toe,
Please stop hurting now. I apologised for kicking you on the wall hours ago. It wasn't even that hard!
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2013-06-04 07:34:00
Dear "indestructible" dog toys,
You were tested with Pit Bulls and German Shepherds? Really?
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2013-01-04 05:23:59
Dear ignorant girls at my private high school,
These bands and their inspirational songs saved my life, "screamo" is not satanic, and I'm not "emo" or "goth".
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2013-06-23 17:20:33
Dear music teacher,
Please know that I loved watching The Lion King in class today
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2013-03-28 04:14:08
Dear Directionators,
Please realize that you can obtain much more joy by hating Justin Bieber than One Direction.
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2013-09-05 09:06:51
Dear Internet,
Please stop making me think nerds are hot.
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2013-04-14 02:00:26
Dear girl who called me fat,,
Yay, you insulted me.
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2012-07-12 03:33:47
Dear Radio Listeners,
You think you're sick of Adele, Katy Perry, and Lady Gaga?
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2012-12-30 03:20:56
Dear Bald Men Around the World,
Shampoo or Soap?
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2013-01-24 18:10:05
Dear My Dentist,
Do you not see the irony in you having a plaque outside?
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2013-04-17 02:45:41
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