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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear boys,
If the girl you like thinks you're gay, you must not have made yourself very clear.
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2013-01-23 08:25:00
Dear "I bet you think this song is about you!",
Well, it kind of is!!
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2013-03-21 22:58:35
Dear Best Friend With a spotless face,
Please Stop Complaining about a pimple on your forehead you got yesterday.
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2012-07-21 08:04:25
Dear people who say it's weird I like the tap water better than bottled water,
We live in Michigan.
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2013-06-11 12:49:39
Dear You,
Carpe Diem!!
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2013-04-11 07:15:09
Dear everyone,
I dropped my laptop in the ocean...
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2012-12-13 04:05:08
Dear Westboro Bapist Church,
Please stop disrespecting others. God told us to love our neighbors, not hate them for their sin.
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2013-04-12 14:00:17
Dear guy who I had my first dance with,,
You're not getting a second.
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2013-06-05 09:49:07
Dear Twix commercials,
Left Twix and Right Twix are exactly the same.
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2013-07-16 11:54:10
Dear People on Facebook who want a dislike button,
Betcha won't think the dislikes are so funny when they're on your status.
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2013-03-25 21:28:56
Dear 24 hour fitness in my neighborhood,
Why are you closed?
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2013-02-21 04:41:54
Dear Alcoholic parents,
Telling your 5 year old she's an embarressment and that you're not going to do anything for her birthday isn't going to make her behave. Cussing at her and telling her you wont go to her school plays won't either. Drinking and driving with her and your other kids in the car is irresponsible and that makes you horrible parents not the other way around.
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2013-03-24 16:58:50
Dear Replay button,
why couldn't you have been invented for the car radio.
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2012-11-28 08:34:26
Dear "Clear your plate there are kids starving in Africa.",
Starving kids in Africa would clear their plates, mystery solved?
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2013-05-19 23:09:55
Dear over exaggerating teachers,
The term bullying is when someone consistently is harrased by another NOT when my little brother is finally standing up for himself against a bully!
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2012-08-14 05:06:04
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