Dear Narnia,
I search and search through my closet, but I still can't find the entrance!
Sincerely, disappointed
Dear silent black dog,
Please don't step out of the shadows behind me when I'm getting soup from the pantry.
Sincerely, I love you, but I almost had a heart attack
Dear boys,
Girls can be put in the friend zone too.
Sincerely, his "bro for life"
Dear Pilgrims,
Thank you for making a holiday that allows me to miss one week of school and eat all I want without it being strange.
Sincerely, Fat and Lazy
Dear students who say they'd try in school if they got paid,
I'm guaranteed AT LEAST a $10,000/year scholarship to most of the schools I'm going to apply to.
Sincerely, student who will get paid for working hard
Dear "girls always go after the bad guys",
I'd love a nice guy.
Sincerely, but you went after a girl who will treat you like trash.
Dear School Slut,
STDs are not Pokemon.
Sincerely, there's no reason to try and catch 'em all
Dear world,
Please realize that "christian" and "homophobic" are not synonymous.
Sincerely, the christians who accept everyone and don't like to be confused with those who don't.
Dear people whose relationships never work out,,
Slow down!! There's no need in going fast in a relationship. This girl became my best friend and now we've been 'talking' for over two years.
Sincerely, we're going to marry each other
Dear freshman boy in my first period class, ,
I know I acted weirded out when you told me to "Stay beautiful" in the hallway today, but it honestly made my stressful day a little brighter.
Sincerely, senior girl.
Dear people who ride my bumper...,
I bet you a new car I can stop faster then you!
Sincerely, go around me already!
Dear Yahoo,
Just admit it, I won!
Sincerely, Google
Dear internet girls everywhere,
Please stop telling people having your period is horrible. I mean, come on, you get used to it and it isn't THAT bad.
Sincerely, fellow girl going through the same thing.
Dear people that say "CST Testing",
What do you think the 'T' stands for?
Sincerely, California State Test Testing.
Dear Phineas and Ferb,
Your summer has been like 4 years long. Have you been skipping school?
Sincerely, suspicous.
