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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear mom,,
Why can't you accept the guy that makes me happy for once?
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2012-08-06 02:05:30
Dear Teachers get $60k a year,
Please realise that isn't true everywhere.
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2013-07-09 09:38:46
Dear Hogwarts,
How do you not have teen pregnancies?
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2012-07-06 13:18:25
Dear concerned high schooler,
You're too young to be doing drugs at any age!
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2013-05-27 01:25:41
Dear world,
The reason white crayons exist is because coloring book paper is off white.
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2013-03-02 01:42:24
Dear orthodontist ,
I just got my 2-year-long braces off and now you expect me to wear a retainer all the time for a year? Seriously?
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2013-06-11 01:34:36
Dear open minded boy in my gym class,,
Thank you for sticking up or me every day when the other guys tease me.
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2012-12-11 00:20:02
Dear people who take short showers ,
How do you do that?!
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2013-06-10 18:49:34
Dear Bing,
Please realize that just because you have your pictures on the top, does not make you better. Google forever!
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2013-05-28 11:55:49
Dear nice guys,
It's okay. We feel your pain.
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2013-08-12 05:19:41
Dear fellow classmates,
Please realize that a 2000 word essay is NOTHING compared to what I wote last November.
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2012-10-28 12:33:18
Dear annoying girls talking bout drama in the bathroom,
You're not the only ones in here.
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2013-04-19 23:00:55
Dear Homophobes,
Please explain to me why you would rather see two men holding guns than holding hands.
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2013-07-21 23:57:13
Dear teachers ,
Stop complaining about how long it takes to grade papers
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2013-02-14 09:56:32
Dear curious little brother,,
If it looks gross, smells gross, sounds gross, and feels gross, it probably tastes gross too.
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2013-02-13 02:26:28
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