There should be no buttons for floors 2-4 on elevators. People can walk.
Sincerely, this is why America is fat
Dear long-distance best friends,
E-mails and social networking stuff is nice, but I'd really appreciate a hand written letter from you
Sincerely, I miss you
Dear people complaining about this generation's music,
It's not that this generation has bad music. This generation's good music just isn't popularized.
Sincerely, "good music" isn't limited to the Beatles era.
Dear every girl who has self-esteem issues with clothing,
Don't ever let the number on the tag define you or dictate what you wear, because size numbers in women's fashion are arbitrary; they don't even dictate measurements anymore. You deserve to look stunning, whether you shop in the petite or plus section so when you shop, find clothes that fit YOU.
Dear super models,
No, being a skeleton isn't pretty.
Sincerely, I'd rather live past 50.
Please Stop trying so hard to date me then dumping me once you have me.
Sincerely, Nice guy
Dear People who complain about teenagers,,
Try being our age again. That girl cutting herself? That's not even her, but her father. That girl who tried to commit suicide? She's extremely bipolar, forgot her meds, and her boyfriend cheated on her. That boy who's depressed? His uncle was just killed. That boy who moved in with his girlfiend? She's all he's got since his house was taken by the goverent and parents ran away.
Sincerely, they have real problems too. Try dealing with them on top of getting used to hormones and be respect
Dear cute guy from my dorm corridor,
Thank you for looking so happy when we said hello the other day, even though we don't really speak much.
Sincerely, girl from 2 doors down who was having a bad day
Dear Lady Gaga,
Whilst I appreciate your efforts at celebrating diversity, transgender people were not actually "born this way".
Sincerely, I think that's the point
America doesn't have an official language
Dear floppy scoop neck shirt,
I finally figured out what you are good for, hiding candy!!
Sincerely, greatly amused girl at a boring job
I'm not called a professional teacher just for the heck of it.
Sincerely, I can understand what you're saying even if you're not yelling
You complain about Americans stereotyping you yet you go and stereotype Americans.
Sincerely, How does that work?
Dear girls making the kissy face in every single picture,
It's getting on my last nerves...