Oh please, you just have makeup on.
Dear child proof containers ,
Sincerely, teens and adults everywhere
Dear High School Science Classes,
Thank you for helping me understand the "Big Bang Theory" theme song.
Sincerely, "Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state..."
Dear Emily Deschanel,
Please consider narrating videos for history classes.
Sincerely, Bored Global Student
Dear ex crush,
Please just go away. From me. My dreams. Everything. I wasn't good enough for you almost ten years ago, and I'm definitely not good enough for you now. I'm HAPPY with where I am now. I'm CONTENT. When I wanted to let you in... You pushed me away. I'm not going to give you that chance to let me in now. You're too late.
Sincerely, the girl who wasn't good enough
Dear Toddlers in Tiaras,,
Thanks a lot.
Sincerely, 16 and still has blush stains from all that makeup
Dear neighbour using a snowblower at 5:30 a.m,
You're a douche.
Sincerely, Everyone in the neighbourhood
Dear Disney movies,
I will never be too old for you.
Sincerely, 17 year old who just spent all day watching you
Dear Four year old who said, "You look beautiful today!",
I woke up 20 minutes before I had to be at work and threw on baggy jeans and a plain black hoodie and ran out the door.
Sincerely, Feeling much better about my day
Dear face wash commercials ,
No one splashes water on their face in slow motion
Sincerely, my floor is wet
You told the entire class that I had the best scores on all the tests and everyone looked at me. You then say "not to make her feel uncomfortable."
Sincerely, too late
Dear Friend who called my ideas stupid,
Please tell me who got the highest grades in the class
Sincerely, Bitch with stupid ideas
Dear Disney Channel characters,,
There's a fine line between she-devil and a saint.
Sincerely, it's called human.
Dear stereo typical movies about high school,
Please tell me it's not that bad...
Sincerely, nervous 8th grader
I'm glad you and your boyfriend have been together two years; I'm glad you love each other; I'm glad you're happy, but life doesn't revolve around him and what he wants.
Sincerely, do something for yourself for once.