Dear skanky teenage girls,
Please stop pretending you parade around dressed like whores to find a man. Any man who wants a whore isn't worth the time. The guys you want are the ones who think you are beautiful even when you are sick in your sweats.
Sincerely, sick of seeing your vagina in the halls
Do you eat animal crackers?
Dear "goth" girl at my school,
Thank you for being totally nice and showing everyone that not all people that wear black all the time are crazy drug addicts that cut themselves
Sincerely, just talked to you for the first time and think your awesome
Thank you for making me cookies when I was sick because I told you I felt like eating cookies.
Sincerely, very grateful daughter
Dear original Nintendo,
Thanks for keeping it real.
I've been searching for you all over the web, but I can't even remember your last name. In fourth grade, I watched my friends pick on you for being different from us, and sometimes I even joined in. I don't know how that has affected you, or if it has much at all, but I just want you to know how sorry I am. Please know that 19 year old me is very different from 10 year old me. Also know that I always thought you were a great singer, and I hope you're making your dreams come true in spite of idiots like us. Even if I never manage to get in contact with you, know how sorry I am for the way my friends and I treated you. There is no excuse.
Sincerely, Alecia from Mrs. Graham's class at Lowell
Dear person pointing out that Nutella is Italian and saying not to correct people if you don't know what you're talking about,
Sincerely, it's you're, not your.
Dear people who constantly compliment me,
Please know how much I appreciate it, but I'm not the one who needs your love.
Sincerely, don't you see the girl crying over there?
Dear best friend,
Thank you for actually listening to me when I go on fangirl rants. Everyone else just hates me for it.
Sincerely, I listen to your rants too, so don't feel alone.
So you think you can tell another girl you are going to ask her to prom and I wouldn't find out...
Sincerely, your now EX-girlfriend
I always look down at my crotch and smile.
Sincerely, is this not normal?
Dear girls who think their boyfriends don't watch porn,
type "you" in the address bar of his browser and see what shows up.
Sincerely, you should know better
Dear Urban Dictionary,
Sincerely, private school girl
Dear friends of mine,
even though I've got used to being alone, it doesn't mean I enjoy it.
Sincerely, I would like to spend time with you this summer.