Dear world ,
Why are girls so pretty? Just when I finally get the confidence to talk to them they say something funny or witty and I give up.
Sincerely, some nervous guy
So your product not only heals acne, but it makes your hair perfect and makes your teeth straight and white?
Sincerely, ...I'm not so sure.
Dear white people,
Why are you so afraid to call us black in front of us?
Sincerely, we don't call you Caucasian
I don't own a dumb bell set, a yoga mat or any other equipment. Your at home workouts are not that "simple"
Sincerely, frustrated anti-gym goer.
Dear Female Roommate,
Please Know that I am head over heels for you. I clean the dishes, vacuum, buy groceries, water plants, and even take care of the little ones in hope to catch your eye. Please tell me you notice..
Sincerely, Your overly-shy guy friend
Please stop confusing me with Love.
Dear OCD mom,
Please I'm 400 miles away you don't need to ask if my socks match.
Sincerely, college student
It's okay to wait.
Sincerely, just watched my twin say, "I do" to his one and only girlfriend
No, the drawstrings of my hoodie are not there for you to chew on, just as the front is not for you to drool on and the arms are not for you to deposit your hair all over.
Sincerely, I look like a wookie
You think we're hard to shop for? Teddy bears, chocolate, jewelry!
Sincerely, don't know what to buy a boy for his birthday.
Dear people who comment on my "hipster" glasses,
No, I do not frown on mainstream things, only wear skinny jeans and ironic t-shirts, only listen to indie music, or work in a coffee shop.
Sincerely, Guy with horrible vision that needed frames with big lenses
Dear detention teacher,
Please stop leaving and forgetting to dismiss us , I'm still here
Sincerely, all 5 of us are sick of it
I'm a girl who can play guitar and do a pretty good Irish accent.
Sincerely, if I were a guy, I would get so many girls...
Yes, I'm from Iowa, but I do NOT live on a farm, ride my buttercow to school, and don't joy ride on my tractor.
Sincerely, I don't even own a buttercow...or a tractor.