Dear Mom,
Please do not hit my boyfriend in the face with a rolling pin again. He does not work for Al Qaeda.
Sincerely, White Girl
Dear Algebra,
Please go back to Kindergarten, you seem to have forgotten that math is for NUMBERS, and those letters you keep throwing in there are to stay in reading.
Sincerely, this is getting ridiculous...
Dear Little Sister's Boyfriend,
It's not her father or her brother you need to worry about.
Sincerely, That's "Officer Big Sister" to you, kiddo.
Dear dad,
Because, yeah, every guy I talk to is my boyfriend
Sincerely, teenage girls everywhere
Dear Doctor,
Please when you meet Rose again, tell her you love her. Tell her you missed her. Tell her she was the BEST companion you ever had. And mention how nice her hair is. That's how you win a girl.
Sincerely, A Whovian
Dear people who say I need to get a boy/girlfriend,
I don't really care what you say, my life is great without a boy/girlfriend
Sincerely, a 20-year old college girl who has been single her whole life
Dear 999 likes,
Like.
Sincerely, Your welcome.
Dear Cancer,
Please leave my 15 year old best friend alone.
Sincerely, I still need him.
Dear "The Talk",,
Let me take care of that for you.
Sincerely, the Internet
Dear Doritos company,
Please put the regular flavor Doritos and the the super-hot Doritos in different colored bags.
Sincerely, my mouth is on fire.
Dear mom,
Please stop trying to accuse me of being alcoholic, bulimic, or pregnant.
Sincerely, your daughter who just wants to be good enough for you.
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Please be JK-ing.
Sincerely, I can't live without Harry Potter.
Dear guys wearing their sisters pants,
They're not as attractive as you think.
Sincerely, confused girl.
Dear people of the world,
Have you ever wondered when a streetlight went on and then off, that it was a spirit doing that?
Sincerely, Anonymous
Dear Mom and Dad,
Just because I stay quiet, doesn't mean I agree.
Sincerely, your more librel-minded daughter
