Dear Parents and Friends,
For the last time I am never going to become an English teacher! Please stop stereotyping my degree and possible career options.
Sincerely, English major hoping to become a story boarder for a video game company
Dear ER staff,
Please notice that the boy doubled over in pain as blood pours from a bullet wound is a MUCH higher priority than the girl who broke her fingernail.
Sincerely, Oh god, I think I’m blacking out
Dear kid with no control in History class,
Please stop interrupting the professor, the man has a doctorate in History, and I am paying to hear him lecture me, not you.
Sincerely, pissed off.
Dear other two bestfriends,
Please don't make plans right infront of me and then not invite me.
Sincerely, kind of hurt.
Dear sexist teacher,
Please don't say that "athletic girls" is an oxymoron.
Sincerely, you're the girl's basketball coach.
I'm gonna date him if I want to. His colour doesn't matter.
Sincerely, I really like him.
Please go away. We only want to see you during the Superbowl.
Sincerely, irritated T.V. watcher
Dear Passion Pit music,
Please keep making more. Gallbladder attacks and wisdom teeth surgery couldn't have been the same without you
Sincerely, your music has gotten me though so many medical issues.
When I said "If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump too?" I didn't mean it literally.
Sincerely, Your Mom
I've seen your boyfriend in the shower.
Sincerely, rubber ducky
Dear girlfriends of my male friends,
Please try to understand that the guy you find irresistible is only and will only ever be my friend. I'm not interested, and if he's with you, then I think it's pretty obvious the feeling is mutual. If you don't want me hugging him, fine - just let me be his friend.
Sincerely, just stop giving him a hard time over nothing.
Please realize that girls, such as my friends and I, also watch movies, have ninja fights(not pillow fights,) and dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets.
Dear cross country team,
Thank you for being the most ridiculous group of guys I've ever met, and for helping me get through this.
Sincerely, that one runner who just broke off his long term relationship..
Dear guy sitting behind me in class,
Please stop calling the boy in our class with aspergers stupid. He's not stupid, he's actually incredibly smart.
Sincerely, he got a 105 on the last test. You got a 62.