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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear world,
Just because I'm respectful to women doesn't mean that I'm gay. It just means that I'll be getting an actual girl friend that likes me for my personality
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2013-04-06 22:59:50
Dear Women wearing UGGS and miniskirts,
You look like a meteoroligically confused whore
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2013-04-10 11:00:04
Dear teacher giving that weird look because im in an AP class full of Asians and Caucasians,
Please stop looking at me weird because I'm the only Mexican in here
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2012-06-24 14:47:38
Dear Wife,
Please know that I love you, I just don't say it every 10 minutes. Love for me is not saying but doing.
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2013-05-30 15:39:45
Dear stranger,
I hope you're alright. I hope you're doing more than just barely surviving because you deserve better than that. I want you to know that I care about you. Not for any special reason, but rather just because you're human. You are a human being and as such you deserve the utmost respect, care, attention,value, appreciation, and admiration from every other human being. I want you to know that I hope everything works out. Above all, I just want you to have a goodnight and sleep well. I want all of this not for any special reason, but rather because there isn't a reason not to.
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2012-06-18 02:02:14
Dear "annoyed Europeans",
Try talking to an American that you didn't meet over the internet.
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2013-04-03 20:44:37
Dear Grandma,
Please know that I'm not REALLY a genius.
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2013-07-17 07:24:12
Dear little boy who gave me a pack of Smarties today,
You made it the best day ever
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2013-04-27 06:31:24
Dear YOLO,
Only once? What?
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2013-04-03 16:59:36
Dear people running to catch a bus or train,
Please know that whenever I see you I silently cheer for you to get to the stop before the bus or train does.
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2012-12-21 04:05:32
Dear morning ,
Please stay away from me
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2013-06-21 06:05:22
Dear guys,
Good luck competing with me.
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2013-01-06 03:09:06
Dear Tortoise,
I call a re-match.
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2012-07-15 09:33:59
Dear irritated math teacher,
Please stop getting mad when you throw a computer mouse across the room and I can't help but laugh at you.
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2012-07-07 03:33:27
Dear wind,
Thank you for blowing my hair behind me this morning.
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2013-07-13 08:54:00
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