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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear engineers,
There should be no buttons for floors 2-4 on elevators. People can walk.
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2012-12-08 04:49:53
Dear long-distance best friends,
E-mails and social networking stuff is nice, but I'd really appreciate a hand written letter from you
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2012-12-08 01:49:53
Dear people complaining about this generation's music,
It's not that this generation has bad music. This generation's good music just isn't popularized.
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2013-05-22 19:25:11
Dear every girl who has self-esteem issues with clothing,
Don't ever let the number on the tag define you or dictate what you wear, because size numbers in women's fashion are arbitrary; they don't even dictate measurements anymore. You deserve to look stunning, whether you shop in the petite or plus section so when you shop, find clothes that fit YOU.
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2013-06-12 10:34:45
Dear super models,
No, being a skeleton isn't pretty.
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2012-12-08 19:04:55
Dear Girls,
Please Stop trying so hard to date me then dumping me once you have me.
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2013-05-12 00:22:45
Dear People who complain about teenagers,,
Try being our age again. That girl cutting herself? That's not even her, but her father. That girl who tried to commit suicide? She's extremely bipolar, forgot her meds, and her boyfriend cheated on her. That boy who's depressed? His uncle was just killed. That boy who moved in with his girlfiend? She's all he's got since his house was taken by the goverent and parents ran away.
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2012-07-26 13:19:46
Dear cute guy from my dorm corridor,
Thank you for looking so happy when we said hello the other day, even though we don't really speak much.
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2012-12-08 16:49:55
Dear Lady Gaga,
Whilst I appreciate your efforts at celebrating diversity, transgender people were not actually "born this way".
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2012-10-14 14:47:42
Dear racists,
America doesn't have an official language
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2012-06-13 11:01:55
Dear floppy scoop neck shirt,
I finally figured out what you are good for, hiding candy!!
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2013-05-30 17:54:45
Dear boss,
I'm not called a professional teacher just for the heck of it.
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2013-04-20 16:15:59
Dear Europe,
You complain about Americans stereotyping you yet you go and stereotype Americans.
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2013-04-13 05:00:22
Dear girls making the kissy face in every single picture,
It's getting on my last nerves...
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2012-12-05 13:49:45
Dear parents,
I know I could probably do better in school, but please realize that a 4.0 is a good grade.
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2013-03-31 01:14:20
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