Dear mom and dad,,
Awkwardly saying, "Do you remember her/him?" when we meet old relatives isn't gonna help me remember them. I saw them when I was 2...
Sincerely, Embarrassed daughter.
Dear Percy Jackson,
Thanks!
Sincerely, Student who got a 100 on her Greek Mythology paper without studying
Dear Renesmee,
I know we're soul mates and all, don't hate me, but I have had fantasies about your mom naked.
Sincerely, Jacob
Dear "friend",
No, I do not want to go to lunch with you. Why? Because when it's "just you and me," you bring your boyfriend, too!
Sincerely, can't we just hang one-on-one?
Dear Jean manufacturers,
Why are men's jeans manufactured with a waist and length sizes, but women's only come with one?
Sincerely, frustrated women every where
Dear Yahoo! News,
Thank you for telling me that Michelle Obama got bangs!
Sincerely, My life has been absolutely been changed.
Dear my little sister,
I'll never forget the time when you overheard me talking to mom about barely having enough money for food at university. The $20 bill and pink sticky note heart you left on my pillow that night will always remind me how amazing of a person you were.
Sincerely, RIP Alison, your proud big brother
Dear Boyfriend,
I don't actually like dating you because you don't talk to me about anything other than how much you like me anymore. Things were better when we were just friends and you were capable of normal speech.
Sincerely, Tired of not being able to talk to you
Dear "friends",
I'm not upset because the limo for prom won't fit all eleven of us, I know I joined the group pretty late. I'm upset that not a single one of you offered to ride with me when you said I could still come, I just would have to drive separately. I know I'm not incredibly close with several of you, but I thought I was really good friends with at least three of you. I guess I was wrong.
Sincerely, I'll just go cry in a corner now.
Dear Noah ,
Sorry I missed the ride. We were running a bit late!
Sincerely, dinosaurs from all over
Dear Boyfriend,
I don't care to go clothes or shoes shopping, romantic movies bore me, I don't drool over jewlery, I like to cook for you, and that bothers you?
Sincerely, I thought it was a good thing.
Dear Student who stayed up for the midnight release of Modern Warfare 3,
JOKE'S ON YOU!!!
Sincerely, Teacher who just gave you a pop quiz
Dear Reader,
J.K. Rowling was rejected by publishing companies at first. Different fonts on computers came about because Steve Jobs quit college and took a calligraphy class. Why give up hope now?
Sincerely, Someone who hopes.
Dear gum lovers,
Chew a little quieter.
Sincerely, never been caught by a teacher
Dear Harry,,
I hear your mom died protecting you and you have a scar?? Same here,
Sincerely, Nemo
