WHAT IS THIS!?! WHERE AM I?! WHERE'S TOTO!? IS THIS KANSAS?! I'M SCARED!!!
Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear Dear blank Please blank,
Where do you find those pictures on the top of each page
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2013-02-27 03:57:12
Dear people wondering why there is an "M" at the end of ATM,
M stands for machine
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2013-04-25 07:16:16
Dear People who want to give gay couples something "like marriage but not actually marriage",
Right, because separate but equal worked out so well last time, right?
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2012-06-30 13:18:01
Dear guy friend,
Thanks for being concerned about my self image, but telling me I shouldn't wear makeup because it makes me seem fake is a little insulting. I wear the clothes I want, right?
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2013-05-05 06:22:21
Dear parents,
It's cute how you think you can compete with me. Get on my level.
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2012-06-14 05:01:58
Dear Mary Margaret on Once Upon a Time,
You hair looks like crap. Get a wig or something.
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2013-03-18 09:28:18
Dear girls,
Guys are people too.
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2012-12-07 07:49:50
Dear teachers,
It's not that all of us didn't study, you're just a terrible teacher.
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2013-01-18 17:24:47
Dear people who want to succeed,
There's two secrets to it. One: don't tell everything you know.
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2012-06-14 17:47:00
Dear person talking about Remus and Tonks,
Harry Potter is a work of fiction.
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2013-04-18 05:00:46
Dear pens,,
Please stop running out of ink at the worst of times. Especially when I can SEE more ink.
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2012-07-05 09:33:21
Dear long-distance best friends,
E-mails and social networking stuff is nice, but I'd really appreciate a hand written letter from you
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2012-12-08 01:49:53
Dear geometry teacher,
I drew a ninja saying i protect this paper from the red pen on my test
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2012-07-03 05:03:12
Dear room,
Please stop eating all of my things.
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2013-01-02 07:51:05
Dear people who think others believe they ride weird things to school,
I'm pretty sure only children think that. And then we grow up. How would you even fit in the pocket of a kangaroo...
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2013-04-15 12:30:32
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