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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear skanky teenage girls,
Please stop pretending you parade around dressed like whores to find a man. Any man who wants a whore isn't worth the time. The guys you want are the ones who think you are beautiful even when you are sick in your sweats.
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2013-03-06 08:27:37
Dear vegetarians,
Do you eat animal crackers?
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2012-08-10 21:35:49
Dear "goth" girl at my school,
Thank you for being totally nice and showing everyone that not all people that wear black all the time are crazy drug addicts that cut themselves
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2012-12-30 08:35:57
Dear Mom,
Thank you for making me cookies when I was sick because I told you I felt like eating cookies.
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2013-06-04 18:49:02
Dear original Nintendo,
Thanks for keeping it real.
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2012-07-30 13:20:02
Dear Kenneth,
I've been searching for you all over the web, but I can't even remember your last name. In fourth grade, I watched my friends pick on you for being different from us, and sometimes I even joined in. I don't know how that has affected you, or if it has much at all, but I just want you to know how sorry I am. Please know that 19 year old me is very different from 10 year old me. Also know that I always thought you were a great singer, and I hope you're making your dreams come true in spite of idiots like us. Even if I never manage to get in contact with you, know how sorry I am for the way my friends and I treated you. There is no excuse.
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2014-02-01 00:37:27
Dear person pointing out that Nutella is Italian and saying not to correct people if you don't know what you're talking about,
Hypocrite.
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2013-03-22 07:58:37
Dear people who constantly compliment me,
Please know how much I appreciate it, but I'm not the one who needs your love.
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2013-01-18 00:09:44
Dear best friend,
Thank you for actually listening to me when I go on fangirl rants. Everyone else just hates me for it.
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2013-04-24 02:46:11
Dear "boyfriend",
So you think you can tell another girl you are going to ask her to prom and I wouldn't find out...
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2013-07-04 18:38:29
Dear teacher,
I always look down at my crotch and smile.
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2012-10-08 20:47:16
Dear girls who think their boyfriends don't watch porn,
type "you" in the address bar of his browser and see what shows up.
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2012-06-12 17:46:52
Dear Urban Dictionary,
Thank you.
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2012-07-25 14:49:42
Dear friends of mine,
even though I've got used to being alone, it doesn't mean I enjoy it.
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2012-07-21 01:19:24
Dear girl with her hand in her purse,
No, it's not obvious at all that you're texting in class.
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2013-01-12 21:09:27
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