Dear best friend,
You took round one, and now he's back for round two. I'm still in your corner.
Sincerely, you: 2, cancer: 0
Dear person who just wrote that someone was an 'insufferable know-it-all',
I just read that in Snape's voice.
Sincerely, did you?
Dear unmovable wall,
Bring it on
Sincerely, unstoppable force
Dear people talking about the "hickey" on my neck,
Why yes, I did get this last night.
Sincerely, I was practicing my violin.
Dear "I'm not drunk",
You broke your glasses then pointed at them with a stick and shouted "Oculus Reparo!"
Sincerely, yes you are.
Dear shy guy on the soccer team,
Please talk more with because it's hard to tell if you like me or not.
Sincerely, recently out of the closet guy.
Please stop ruining good songs.
Sincerely, not liking that song anymore.
Dear DBPB post makers,
Please stop using the "sincerely" section as a place to put your conclusion. That's not what it's for!
Sincerely, annoyed DBPD reader
Dear little kid,
Thanks for checking me out and telling me I'm pretty even though I'm about four times your age.
Sincerely, just got a confidence boost from a four year old.
Dear best guy friend,
Thank you for offering to let me crash at your apartment for a few days until the dorms open up again. If only it was my decision . . .
Sincerely, hate being with my family
I dropped my laptop in the ocean...
Sincerely, now there's a dell rolling in the deep
Dear Sincerely, ,
I wish we could be together but these words will separate us forever....
Dear Toy Story,
I still laugh when I watch you
Sincerely, a child at heart
Please stop making it hard for me to respect holidays...
Sincerely, I really want to be a good Jew
Dear Asian Boys in my physics class,
Please stop staring at me like you've never seen a white girl take physics before. Yes, I know there are 20 of you, and only one of me, and don't act so shocked when I do better than you on a test. Deal with it.
Sincerely, Girls can do physics too