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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear guys,
Our menstrual cycles happen every 28 days, that doesn't mean its always at the end of the month.
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2013-05-26 00:40:34
Dear random kid at school,
Thank you for calling me "the pretty girl"
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2013-10-02 04:38:21
Dear boyfriend,
Not only did you make me a sandwich, but you made me an entire picnic?
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2013-03-07 02:27:39
Dear best friend,
Please know how much it means to me when you will answer my call at midnight to vent and ask for advice. Thank you for keeping me strong and not letting me cut myself.
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2013-06-10 15:04:32
Dear Anything that I have made a wish with or on,
Please hurry up and work already.
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2013-04-12 05:00:15
Dear seventy plus year old lady on the bus reading a tweleve and up manga...,
High five! Forever young, never lose the spark
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2013-09-22 09:08:42
Dear "cool" kids ,
You do realize it's not cool to follow the crowd.
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2013-03-22 14:43:38
Dear Nursing Instructors,
Please stop assigning ridiculous amounts of papers and studying, then tell us to make sure we get enough sleep and to not to stress out. It's like you're mocking us.
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2013-03-23 16:58:45
Dear lunch lady,
Thank you for smiling and showing genuine gratitude when I responded with "Hi, how are you?" when you said "Hello, hun".
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2013-01-17 03:54:41
Dear people complaining about this generation's music,
It's not that this generation has bad music. This generation's good music just isn't popularized.
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2013-05-22 19:25:11
Dear bando,
It's much more than a couple of moves, and if we mess up someone could die. I think people would notice that.
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2013-04-07 16:14:53
Dear people who feed their headphones up through their shirt,
As if we can't see the earbuds hanging around your neck.
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2012-07-23 14:49:34
Dear girl who knows how to take Motrin,
You clearly don't have endometriosis. Shut up.
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2013-06-04 13:34:01
Dear Eve,,
If you can speak to snakes, doesn't that make you a parselmouth?
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2012-06-21 17:02:27
Dear teacher I have right after lunch,
My biological waste elimination system functions on a set time period, and halfway through your class is when I need to use the restroom.
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2013-02-10 07:41:13
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