Please let me go to sleep.
Sincerely, too tired to quit.
Dear mean girls,
Just because I'm not skinny like you doesn't mean I'm fat.
Sincerely, it's called "normal"
Please buy toilet paper when you use the last of it.
Please buy our pizza...we knead the dough!
Sincerely, small family owned pizza shop.
Just admit that you let paper win.
Sincerely, let's be realistic.
Dear obnoxiously loud kids in my class,
Please I understand you don't want to learn, but i would appreciate it if you would stop flapping your gums so i can...
Sincerely, shut your mouth before I put my fist there
I need my music! Please don't run out of battery on the bus ride home! Please don't run out of...oh.
Dear Rebecca & Jacob,
Sincerely, Sirius Black.
Troll in the dungeon! Troll in the dungeon! Thought you should know.
Sincerely, Isn't your common room in the dungeons?
Please get over yourself. I am aware that I wear black eyeliner and skinny jeans, but that doesn't mean I need your therapists's number.
Sincerely, girl who accidentally cut her wrist opening a can of soup.
Dear Lady GaGa,
About your career... Yeah, I did it first.
Dear guy sitting behind me in class,
Please stop calling the boy in our class with aspergers stupid. He's not stupid, he's actually incredibly smart.
Sincerely, he got a 105 on the last test. You got a 62.
Please just let the love of my life come home to me for good.
Sincerely, extremely overwhelmed girlfriend
Dear "he can't really care about you if he's not next to you",
He called me despite international charges on our phones because he knew I was having a bad day and didn't want me to do anything rash. He cried when i said I'd hurt myself and he immediately got my friends to check on me. He stayed up all night talking to me and making sure I was okay.
Sincerely, I think he cares.