Dear "best friend",
I guess I know where your loyalties lie now.
Sincerely, you've known him for a few months but I've been your best friend for years.
Dear random stranger that smiled,
You may not know it but you made my day a little better and reminded me that everything isn't all that bad.
Sincerely, we need more people like you
Dear dentist office right next to the ice cream store,,
I see what you did there..
Sincerely, clever
Dear Complete Stranger Who Said I Looked Beautiful In That Dress,
I was having a really bad day. You cheered me up.
Sincerely, The Awkward Teenage Girl With Self-Esteem Issues
Dear dentists,
Why do you insist on making conversation with me?
Sincerely, your hands are in my mouth, how do you expect me to answer?
Dear mom,
I did ask dad!
Sincerely, all he said was ask mom!!
Dear modern pop artists,
Remember when people used real instruments as music, and not some crappy DJ that can't even DJ properly?
Sincerely, makes your voice sound worse.
Dear mind,
Please stop freaking me out in the middle of the night. When I'm about to die, THEN you can make me have panic attacks about it.
Sincerely, I can't keep staying up all night like this. Stop it.
Dear math teacher who just got a hair cut,
When you told the girl in front of me that "you woke up and your hair shrunk into your head and that's why it's shorter" you absolutely made my day.
Sincerely, failed a test and lost my phone, but still left class smiling.
Dear bladder,
Now??
Sincerely, just got comfy
Dear people saying "women everywhere" "people everywhere etc,
Speak for yourself!
Sincerely, someone who disagrees with you
Dear hair,
Sorry, I'll be wearing you down for a while.
Sincerely, my cat just chewed on all my ponytail holders
Dear morning ,
Please stay away from me
Sincerely, teenager
Dear psych major and biology major,
Some women do experience PMS symptoms, like mood swings and cravings, because of hormonal changes. However, some women attribute regular, daily mood fluctuations and food cravings to PMS when they are not actually caused by hormonal changes. This is because some women are told they are "just PMSing" when they have these normal experiences. So, both beliefs are relevant.
Sincerely, a psych honours student.
Dear mom,
It's not the nap that's making me cranky. It's the fact that you keep saying "No wonder you're cranky, you just woke up".
Sincerely, your "cranky" teen
