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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear child proof containers ,
NOOOOOOOO!
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2013-03-27 02:44:03
Dear Replay button,
why couldn't you have been invented for the car radio.
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2012-11-28 08:34:26
Dear television,
Please put shows on tv that people actually want to watch.
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2012-10-29 02:03:19
Dear English teacher that let us watch The Lion King,
You said it was for our Hamlet project. We will still sing hakuna matata.
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2013-06-13 18:04:50
Dear 125 lb friend,
Please stop calling yourself fat and saying you need to diet.
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2013-04-08 12:29:56
Dear Michigan weather,
Poser.
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2013-05-27 00:40:41
Dear Ke$ha,
Love isn't that great of a drug. Call me if you want to try something better.
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2012-06-28 02:02:51
Dear ice cream,
I don't care what people think. I want you inside me.
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2012-08-07 16:20:37
Dear U.S.A.,
Yeah, well we invented Google.
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2012-06-18 08:47:15
Dear Non-Experienced Bakers,
When making a cheesecake, always check the label of the cream cheese.
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2012-10-09 23:02:27
Dear Nana,
I have never been more disgusted with you. When you said a kid with special needs wasn't perfect or pretty, I realized that you weren't as "perfect" as you make yourself seem.
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2013-04-29 19:16:36
Dear dentist office right next to the ice cream store,,
I see what you did there..
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2012-11-22 09:19:13
Dear average guys,,
Its 10:00 on saturday night and what am i doing? watching tv in my sweats while eating chinese takeout.
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2012-07-06 20:03:26
Dear girl at my catholic school,
I think wearing your skirt to your mid-calves is long enough.
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2012-07-23 20:49:35
Dear Yellow Light,,
Challenge Accepted.
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2013-02-12 15:56:24
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