Dear customer,
I am a student who is trying to make money to help with my college education. Don't consider me stupid just because I work at a fast food restaurant.
Sincerely, I'll probably make more than you one day
Dear Arguing Democrats and Republicans,
What happened to "A house divided cannot stand.
Sincerely, The rest of the world
Dear kids next to me in the movie theatre,
No, obviously Snape is not Harry's father. Why are you even here?
Sincerely, read the books! (and yes, I did say "obviously" the Snape way)
Dear dentist,
I lied.
Sincerely, life is too short to floss.
Dear Snooze Button,
Thank you for allowing me to start off my day with a little procrastination.
Sincerely, Sleeping In
Dear Facebook,
Please explain to my why I can't be in a relationship with myself.
Sincerely, this is why falling in love is so hard!
Dear "you can do better",
Honestly, I don't think there's anybody out there better than him.
Sincerely, In love, and not giving up.
Dear girls who say prom should be "classy",
Please start with your dancing ...
Sincerely, everyone around you
Dear mushy gushy love stories,,
A girls dream isn't to find he prince charming, it is to eat and not get fat..
Sincerely, but really..
Dear Nazis,,
I said "glass of juice" not "gas the jews" you idiots!
Sincerely, Hitler
Dear people who ask why I didn't tell them I was gay,
Every since I was born I was told that the things in the closet would be monsters. I just didn't want to be one.
Sincerely, a teen scared of rejection
Dear Volleyball Thrown at my Head,
Thank you for the headache, neck pain, and difficulty concentrating/remembering things.
Sincerely, Girl with a Mild Concussion
Dear algebra students,
It isn't that hard, stop complianing.
Sincerely, a 7th grade honors student
Dear bug,
I'm sorry, but no matter how many times you fly into my window, you still won't get in...
Sincerely, why do you think I have a window?
Dear minesweeper,
Oh... I'm not suppose to just click random places, there is actually a point for the numbers...
Sincerely, Great now I know and I'm addicted trying to win
