Dear ganster,
If you pull up you pants Maybe you could faster
Sincerely, person who thinks it's stupid and dose not want to see your ass hanging out
Dear world,
Just because I'm respectful to women doesn't mean that I'm gay. It just means that I'll be getting an actual girl friend that likes me for my personality
Sincerely, that guy you just called gay for helping a girl
Dear troops,
Thank you.
Sincerely, Anonomous
Dear mom,
Don't get mad when I call you by your first name.
Sincerely, it's not like you call me daughter.
Dear Snow,
It's May. Get lost.
Sincerely, Spring
Dear people who say it's weird I like the tap water better than bottled water,
We live in Michigan.
Sincerely, literally the WORLD'S BEST tap water.
Dear awesomely awkward friends,
Sitting on Santa's lap and saying "all I want for Christmas is you" is really not okay, but somehow I love you even more now.
Sincerely, your equally insane friend
Dear dentist,
Please stop asking me questions while cleaning my teeth.
Sincerely, I can't answer when your hand is in my mouth.
Dear PE teacher,
It's 7:30 in the morning and I'm a tiny girl
Sincerely, quit getting mad at me for not being good at football
Dear people of the world,
Please find our son. He has been missing as long as we can remember. We just want him to come back home.
Sincerely, Waldo's parents.
Dear Little Sister's Boyfriend,
It's not her father or her brother you need to worry about.
Sincerely, That's "Officer Big Sister" to you, kiddo.
Dear tiny fly buzzing around my face,,
Please stop. Everyone at my school already knows I just came back from a week in a psych ward, you are not helping me on the "I'm not insane" front...
Sincerely, 5 weird looks and counting, and no way to explain.
Dear nickelodeon,
I can barely watch TV shows with my little brother after 8 o'clock.
Sincerely, stop talking about shaving and bras!
Dear Americans,
Please stop complaining about your policies and government. Take value on how your country is one of the most just and open minded in the world.
Sincerely, a Brazilian who wishes to see his country be more like yours.
Dear mom,
Just because my guy friend and I came home late doesn't mean we had sex.
Sincerely, your virgin daughter.
