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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear ganster,
If you pull up you pants Maybe you could faster
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2013-04-06 04:14:47
Dear world,
Just because I'm respectful to women doesn't mean that I'm gay. It just means that I'll be getting an actual girl friend that likes me for my personality
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2013-04-06 22:59:50
Dear troops,
Thank you.
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2013-03-24 13:58:48
Dear mom,
Don't get mad when I call you by your first name.
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2012-08-15 04:21:08
Dear Snow,
It's May. Get lost.
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2014-02-03 14:07:56
Dear people who say it's weird I like the tap water better than bottled water,
We live in Michigan.
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2013-06-11 12:49:39
Dear awesomely awkward friends,
Sitting on Santa's lap and saying "all I want for Christmas is you" is really not okay, but somehow I love you even more now.
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2013-05-02 18:22:11
Dear dentist,
Please stop asking me questions while cleaning my teeth.
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2013-08-06 06:43:20
Dear PE teacher,
It's 7:30 in the morning and I'm a tiny girl
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2013-06-06 08:19:12
Dear people of the world,
Please find our son. He has been missing as long as we can remember. We just want him to come back home.
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2012-06-27 08:02:48
Dear Little Sister's Boyfriend,
It's not her father or her brother you need to worry about.
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2012-10-16 10:17:49
Dear tiny fly buzzing around my face,,
Please stop. Everyone at my school already knows I just came back from a week in a psych ward, you are not helping me on the "I'm not insane" front...
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2013-08-05 08:13:16
Dear nickelodeon,
I can barely watch TV shows with my little brother after 8 o'clock.
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2012-07-27 02:49:48
Dear Americans,
Please stop complaining about your policies and government. Take value on how your country is one of the most just and open minded in the world.
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2012-08-13 05:50:59
Dear mom,
Just because my guy friend and I came home late doesn't mean we had sex.
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2012-06-18 23:02:17
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