Dear teacher's who give detention to students for just smiling,
Did you lose your funny bone. or are you the Grinch?
Sincerely, the curious.
Please stop using computer displays and technology that doesn't exist. It takes longer than 40 minutes to find out who killed someone.
Sincerely, real forensic experts
Yes of course we live in igloos, ride polar bears to school, bathe in maple syrup and have pet beavers and penguins
Please remember that despite having broken me down, beaten me, violated me, stolen from me and abandoned me, I'm still here. I won't leave that easily.
Sincerely, The Girl Who Survived.
So I have to clean up my mess, but you make ME clean the skillet from YOUR breakfast?
Sincerely, Aren't you being hypocritical?
Dear Four year old who said, "You look beautiful today!",
I woke up 20 minutes before I had to be at work and threw on baggy jeans and a plain black hoodie and ran out the door.
Sincerely, Feeling much better about my day
Dear people pushing in line,
Please I will punch you
Sincerely, been waiting for an hour
Dear Geeky Guy who's into Doctor Who Star Wars LOTR and Harry Potter and who I've been recklessly in love with for the past 2 years,
Can we talk it out? I know we could make it work if you gave me a chance. I know you're scared too, but every new thing I learn about you I fall in love more and I can't help it.
Sincerely, Sincerely, Geeky Girl who's also into Doctor Who, Star Wars, LOTR and Harry Potter with social anxie
Please stop trying to explain/rationalize everything.
Sincerely, im not a psychologist.
I don't care if it's half full or empty, does it have soda in it?
Sincerely, youngster. :)
Dear circle chair,
I can't cuddle with you right now. No, really, I have finals to study for. I can't afford to be lulled in by your soft, plushy comfort.
Sincerely, Well, just for a.........snore.
Tease me all you want but I'd rather have natural beauty then Barbie beauty
Sincerely, the female university student sleeping in until the last minute before class starts
Dear Auto tune,
You don't make my voice better. I thought we had a deal?
Sincerely, Rebecca Black
Dear highschool boy,
Being mean to a girl because you like her is sooo first grade.
Sincerely, you pulled my hair........REALLY?!?!?