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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear College Professors,
Even though I'm paying to be in class I still want you to end class early.
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2013-02-18 03:56:44
Dear everyone,
Please don't ask me why I'm crying while I'm crying.
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2013-07-26 10:27:32
Dear Boys,
Please be more specific when you say "let's hang out".
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2012-07-21 17:49:27
Dear North America,
Don't forget us!
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2013-03-11 01:12:53
Dear people asking me if I am Asian or Chinese,
Are you kidding me?
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2013-06-02 18:39:58
Dear Cyndi Lauper,
That song is so sexist.
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2013-04-27 14:01:26
Dear school board,,
Please let us have our own inhaler and epi pen on us in case we need it on our field trip
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2013-03-21 02:43:30
Dear big tattooed guy sitting next to me on the subway with his iPod on,
Yeah I like that Britney Spears song too
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2013-02-05 05:25:55
Dear older sister who complains about money problems ,
Please don't spend $900 of your $1000 bonus on a pair of plain black pumps that you broke your ankle in.
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2012-10-09 11:47:24
Dear girls,,
Please marry your best guy friend.
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2012-07-23 01:19:32
Dear society,
Please realize that being call "anorexic" when thin hurts just as much as being called "fatty" when overweight.
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2013-03-31 07:59:22
Dear sister ,
Please don't take my laptop any more.it's mine laptop
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2013-03-22 20:43:39
Dear boy on black ops 2 that said "girls are horrible at shooting",
Next time you say that to a girl, make sure she doesn't kill you on the final kill cam on one in the chamber.
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2013-10-06 03:34:56
Dear stupid boy playing two girls at the same time,
You knew we were friends, right?
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2013-01-19 00:09:48
Dear Girls who describe themselves in great detail without prodding,
Please just let us see for ourselves.
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2013-06-06 03:04:11
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