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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear Guitar Pick,
Please remember that you don't belong in my guitar
COMMENTS
2013-04-30 23:01:41
Dear People who comment on DBPB,
I think your comments should have the "How dare they", "You're a douche", "Hilarious", "I like this", and "Umm, WTF?" buttons. Sometimes your comments are funnier/nastier/more idiotic than the posts.
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2013-07-13 07:24:00
Dear Laffy Taffy jokes,
Please continue to help me waste time.
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2013-02-10 21:56:16
Dear people who haven't seen pitch perfect,
Are you acacrazy?
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2013-09-30 04:39:29
Dear boy with green eyes,
You tell me you'll love me, but then you're back with her the next second
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2013-03-24 09:28:48
Dear Mother Nature,,
Please no... Really? My period? NOW?!
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2013-05-31 06:39:48
Dear self,,
Please remember to check to see if their is toilet paper before you sit down.
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2012-06-16 19:17:08
Dear world,,
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob squarepants! Who died in an oil spill because of BP? spongebob squarepants!
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2012-07-05 04:18:20
Dear Twix commercials,
Left Twix and Right Twix are exactly the same.
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2013-07-16 11:54:10
Dear department stores,
Please realize that not everyone gets boobs before they hit high school. Or even college.
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2012-07-10 10:18:40
Dear sales associate,
Please stop following my sister and I around the store. Yes we look young, but we are actually 23 and 21 years old with plenty of money to pay for the dresses here.
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2013-03-24 15:28:49
Dear Math Teacher,
Just because i'm taking a quiz alone in your classroom does not mean you have to creepily stand behind me breathing heavily.
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2012-07-07 07:18:28
Dear Waldo,
You have regained your status as world-wide champion of hide and seek. Congrats.
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2013-02-11 07:41:18
Dear pet German Shepherd,,
Please continue breaking stereotypes.
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2012-12-12 07:05:06
Dear Mario,
You really can't take a hint can you?
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2012-07-04 05:03:16
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