Dear YouTube,
Thank you for allowing full movies to be watched on your website. It saves us a lot of money.
Sincerely, Broke College Students.
Dear Spanish teacher,
How was I supposed to know embarazada didn't mean embarrassed?
Sincerely, now the whole class thinks I'm pregnant.
Dear Three Little Pigs,
We heard you had a wolf problem. Just don't piss off the birds, they get even more angry.
Sincerely, Green Pigs
Dear vein,
I'd tap that
Sincerely, IV
Dear world,
I tried saying "pika" before I sneezed to sound cute, too
Sincerely, "pika" PRRBBBBKKKow
Dear Voldemort,
You started all of this all because you couldn't kill one person?
Sincerely, get over it
Dear best friends,
Next time you talk about how it's impossible to like both genders, you should probably think twice.
Sincerely, your still in-the-closet bisexual friend.
Dear people who ask me if the bus has come yet while standing at a bus stop,,
If it has, then would I be standing here??
Sincerely, annoyed bus rider
Dear mom who asked what I did in school today,
Apparently not enough.
Sincerely, they want me to come back tomorrow.
Dear chip companies,
This is not acceptable!
Sincerely, There are potato chips in my bag of air.
Dear Boys,
Its ironic how when you break up with girls, they have us two boys to confort her.
Sincerely, Ben and Jerry
Dear gorgeous girl behind me in english class,
Please let me take you out to dinner sometime.
Sincerely, the dorky, average looking guy you let shamelessly crush on you
Dear world,
Not everyone who has a southern accent is from Texas or Tennessee!
Sincerely, I'm from Kentucky you idiot...
Dear girl who started texting me first,
Sorry if I make up a lame excuse to stop texting you, but you just aren't very interesting.
Sincerely, Lol and Awh don't fuel a conversation
Dear drug stores,
You should really consider making a difference between the way a thermometer looks and a pregnancy tester
Sincerely, the cashier is laughing at me and I'm extremely embarrassed
