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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear teacher's who give detention to students for just smiling,
Did you lose your funny bone. or are you the Grinch?
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2012-08-11 21:35:53
Dear CSI,
Please stop using computer displays and technology that doesn't exist. It takes longer than 40 minutes to find out who killed someone.
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2013-01-15 07:39:36
Dear world,
Yes of course we live in igloos, ride polar bears to school, bathe in maple syrup and have pet beavers and penguins
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2013-06-23 12:05:31
Dear World,
Please remember that despite having broken me down, beaten me, violated me, stolen from me and abandoned me, I'm still here. I won't leave that easily.
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2013-03-20 20:43:29
Dear Parents,
So I have to clean up my mess, but you make ME clean the skillet from YOUR breakfast?
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2012-07-24 02:04:36
Dear Four year old who said, "You look beautiful today!",
I woke up 20 minutes before I had to be at work and threw on baggy jeans and a plain black hoodie and ran out the door.
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2013-03-02 02:27:24
Dear people pushing in line,
Please I will punch you
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2013-04-20 17:45:59
Dear Geeky Guy who's into Doctor Who Star Wars LOTR and Harry Potter and who I've been recklessly in love with for the past 2 years,
Can we talk it out? I know we could make it work if you gave me a chance. I know you're scared too, but every new thing I learn about you I fall in love more and I can't help it.
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2013-05-19 20:54:54
Dear brain,
Please stop trying to explain/rationalize everything.
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2012-06-21 11:47:26
Dear optimists/pessimists,
I don't care if it's half full or empty, does it have soda in it?
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2012-07-16 04:19:01
Dear circle chair,
I can't cuddle with you right now. No, really, I have finals to study for. I can't afford to be lulled in by your soft, plushy comfort.
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2012-08-02 17:05:18
Dear Society,
Tease me all you want but I'd rather have natural beauty then Barbie beauty
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2013-05-25 19:25:32
Dear Auto tune,
You don't make my voice better. I thought we had a deal?
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2012-07-19 05:49:12
Dear highschool boy,
Being mean to a girl because you like her is sooo first grade.
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2012-12-05 17:34:45
Dear 2008 Obama Campaign,
Please You're SO lucky I havent sued for copyright.
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2013-01-24 04:40:03
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