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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear telemarketers,
If I wanted to buy your junk I wouldn't hang up in the middle of your sale.
COMMENTS
2012-07-29 04:19:56
Dear Second Grader,
Why do you have an iPhone?
COMMENTS
2012-07-13 17:03:53
Dear ex boyfriend,
You had me feeling sooo guilty. For sooo long that I broke up with you. And all our friends took your side. But now that you have the nerve to accuse me of "betraying my race" by being friends with an Asian girl the guilt is totally gone. You're a dead man.
COMMENTS
2013-04-02 03:29:28
Dear iPhone,
I'm pretty sure "so" is a real word.
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2012-11-03 08:03:33
Dear my counsellor,
I feel so lucky to know you. You have supported me through the past through years, keeping me going and giving me something to live for. You are beautiful, kind, caring, selfless and truly unique. I fear the day when I can no longer see you, but until then I cherish every moment. I wish you could know how much I love you.
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2013-04-13 15:30:24
Dear Neutogena,
Please stop insinuating that rinsing your face requires throwing handfuls of water at your face.
COMMENTS
2013-01-21 04:39:53
Dear obstinately blind pro-lifers ,
Please know that Pro-choice is just that. CHOICE. It doesn't mean pro-abortionist, it means 'in support of letting the pregnant woman make her own decision'.
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2014-02-02 20:07:46
Dear 5 page history report due in 12 hours,
Here goes nothing
COMMENTS
2012-12-10 13:05:00
Dear girlfriend,
Please keep saying your average, because when you find out how beautiful you really are, I'm done
COMMENTS
2012-07-06 08:03:24
Dear soul mate,
Please try to find me too... I don't think you're trying hard enough
COMMENTS
2012-11-07 02:33:41
Dear teachers,
I thought you said in the beginning of the year "anyone who smells of weed in class will be sent home."
COMMENTS
2012-08-15 03:36:08
Dear guy best friend who's in love with me,,
Please just ask me out. I've been waiting for a year.
COMMENTS
2012-07-22 02:04:28
Dear Informative Vegan,
Understandable, but it taste so good.
COMMENTS
2013-05-27 04:25:41
Dear "anonymous",
Coward.
COMMENTS
2013-03-07 09:57:40
Dear crush,
If I am awkward around you it MIGHT mean I like you.
COMMENTS
2013-06-02 13:24:57
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