Dear Nursing Instructors,
Please stop assigning ridiculous amounts of papers and studying, then tell us to make sure we get enough sleep and to not to stress out. It's like you're mocking us.
Sincerely, don't forget I might be your nurse one day
Dear Lady Gaga,
I have an idea for your next outfit. Dress like everyone else normally does at an award show, and act totally cool about it.
Sincerely, That will blow everyone's mind!
Please throw away the rest of the Christmas cookies. We don't want them anymore.
Sincerely, January 25th
Considering that today is a snow day, I officially like you
Sincerely, not planning on getting out of bed
Dear Chocolate Oreo Cookies,
Please be healthier, or taste nastier.
Sincerely, Teen who can't stop eating you
Dear people who say PMS doesn't exist,
I'm pretty sure hormonal changes cause the mood swings that we call PMS. Therefore, do not say that it is all in my head or that I am making it up. You don't know my body, I know my body. You don't have any say in how I feel.
Sincerely, woman who suffers from mood swings and cramps every month
Please give me something that is actually useful for getting stuff out of braces.
Sincerely, Wasted 15 minutes before I realized it just wasnt going to work.
Dear guys I do theatre with,
Thank you for being more fun, more caring about me, and most of all...
Sincerely, NOT ALL OF YOU ARE GAY!!!!!
Dear people who say "your mom",
My best friend's mom died last May. He may pull on a brave face, but in his eyes I can see he's hurt.
Dear guy friend,
We have the same personalities, I've invited you to practically everything I do, and I know for a fact you like me back.
Sincerely, just ask me out already!
I have never been more disgusted with you. When you said a kid with special needs wasn't perfect or pretty, I realized that you weren't as "perfect" as you make yourself seem.
Sincerely, No I do not want to spend the rest of the day with you
Thanks for the email telling us class was canceled at 2 am last night, otherwise I might have known and missed the opportunity to walk in the snow without boots this morning!
Sincerely, now I have to walk back.
Dear 32 degrees,,
Sincerely, snowless Georgia girl.
Dear my big brother,,
When I told you who I liked, even though the kid was on our bus, you didn't tell a soul. When I was 5, no matter how many questions I asked, you answered them. When we moved and I got the bigger room, you didn't complain. You honestly tell me how you think I look.
Sincerely, never go to college...