WHAT IS THIS!?! WHERE AM I?! WHERE'S TOTO!? IS THIS KANSAS?! I'M SCARED!!!
Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear customer,
I am a student who is trying to make money to help with my college education. Don't consider me stupid just because I work at a fast food restaurant.
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2013-06-25 06:50:40
Dear Arguing Democrats and Republicans,
What happened to "A house divided cannot stand.
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2012-07-07 04:18:28
Dear kids next to me in the movie theatre,
No, obviously Snape is not Harry's father. Why are you even here?
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2012-12-20 06:20:29
Dear dentist,
I lied.
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2012-08-11 03:35:51
Dear Snooze Button,
Thank you for allowing me to start off my day with a little procrastination.
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2013-01-25 18:10:09
Dear Facebook,
Please explain to my why I can't be in a relationship with myself.
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2012-06-17 21:32:13
Dear "you can do better",
Honestly, I don't think there's anybody out there better than him.
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2013-05-06 07:52:26
Dear girls who say prom should be "classy",
Please start with your dancing ...
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2013-03-12 10:12:57
Dear mushy gushy love stories,,
A girls dream isn't to find he prince charming, it is to eat and not get fat..
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2012-12-10 08:34:59
Dear Nazis,,
I said "glass of juice" not "gas the jews" you idiots!
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2012-07-04 14:48:18
Dear people who ask why I didn't tell them I was gay,
Every since I was born I was told that the things in the closet would be monsters. I just didn't want to be one.
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2012-12-10 13:50:00
Dear Volleyball Thrown at my Head,
Thank you for the headache, neck pain, and difficulty concentrating/remembering things.
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2013-03-13 12:28:01
Dear algebra students,
It isn't that hard, stop complianing.
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2013-05-26 15:40:38
Dear bug,
I'm sorry, but no matter how many times you fly into my window, you still won't get in...
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2012-08-13 01:20:58
Dear minesweeper,
Oh... I'm not suppose to just click random places, there is actually a point for the numbers...
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2013-04-15 06:30:31
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