Dear vegetarian,
We aren't fake vegetarians if we eat fish. we are something completely different called pesceterians.
Sincerely, Accused one-too-many times.
Dear Scooter,
How was I supposed to know that you had a fear of sidewalks?
Sincerely, Just did a faceplant infront of her brother AND his friends
Dear Teenage Girls,
Please You do realize that when you make a profile picture of yourself and say "Eeew I'm soo ugly" Or something along the lines of that, you make yourself look like an idiot?
Sincerely, Don't post the picture, attention hog...
Dear Life,
When I said, "Could this day get any worse?" it wasn't a challenge.
Sincerely, this sucks
Dear Mommy,
Thank you for not asking why my plans fell through with my best friend again, and offering to have a girls night with movies and ice cream. You're the best.
Sincerely, I love you, and I'll always be your LittleBear
Dear Boy I Have A Crush On,
Thank you for taking the time to get to know me, even though I'm not the prettiest, most popular, or most outgoing girl in the world. Thank you for your sweet good morning texts, and thank you for not judging me for being myself. Even if we never end up together, you've still proven that not all guys are jerks!
Sincerely, You've Given Me Hope
Dear Teachers,
If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.
Sincerely, Einstein
Dear best guy friend I have a crush on,
Oh yeah, you should totally ask that girl out...
Sincerely, I died a little inside saying that.
Dear men,
Haha Nice try you'll never get it undone.
Sincerely, Bra's everywhere
Dear couple in front of me,
Please stop having a tickle fight.
Sincerely, It's only cute to you.
Dear hobo who tried to steal my cat,
VICTORY IS MINE!
Sincerely, proud owner of a very fluffy kitty
Dear douches who say "you're such a fail!",
Well, so was your dad's condom
Sincerely, you think you're so clever....
Dear Friend,
When I tell you off for constantly flirting with guys in class really loudly, it not because I'm jealous! Have you ever considered that it's just really annoying?
Sincerely, all I want is to get a good grade!
Dear school punishing people for not having uniform socks,,
Take a look around and see the girl abusing the quiet dorky girl in the corner every morning.
Sincerely, Get your priorities straight
Dear males who say guys don't friend-zone,
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Sincerely, "It's just like you're one of the guys"
