WHAT IS THIS!?! WHERE AM I?! WHERE'S TOTO!? IS THIS KANSAS?! I'M SCARED!!!
Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear awkward guy with a cute smile,
Please have the courage to say hi or strike a conversation. I've been waiting for so long. And I already caught you looking at me for several times. Please, please.
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2013-05-19 05:54:51
Dear girls,
Why is it okay for you to be awkward, but if we're awkward it's a total turnoff?
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2012-12-10 21:20:01
Dear people who say "There's someone out there who loves you for who you are",
Mind telling me where he is?
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2012-07-25 02:49:40
Dear man on the Titanic who shot himself,
I hope you feel guilty for attracting sharks.
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2012-08-03 08:05:20
Dear People wanting to start a YouTube 'revolution',
Please stop before YouTube makes us start paying for our accounts.
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2012-08-04 23:05:26
Dear Mom,
Please know that even though we argue a lot, I love you more than anything.
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2013-04-24 07:16:12
Dear paraplegic little brother,,
Thank you for wheeling around the house singing Born This Way at the top of your lungs. I love you.
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2013-01-26 07:40:12
Dear Michigan weather,
Poser.
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2013-05-27 00:40:41
Dear Hair Straightener Warning Tag,
Thank you for warning me that this product will burn my eyes.
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2013-02-11 06:11:18
Dear Orthodontist,
Please give me something that is actually useful for getting stuff out of braces.
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2013-07-13 12:39:01
Dear Armed Forces,
Thank you for showing me heroes are real
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2013-09-07 10:37:01
Dear people who want to succeed,
There's two secrets to it. One: don't tell everything you know.
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2012-06-14 17:47:00
Dear education system,
Why does everything have to be from one extreme to another?
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2013-05-25 03:40:28
Dear world,
Racism works both ways.
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2013-04-21 06:31:02
Dear People making fun of the Popular kids' futures...,
Please stop hating on the "Popular Kids and Jocks", some of us have feelings and not all of us end up flipping burgers...
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2013-04-22 11:46:06
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