WHAT IS THIS!?! WHERE AM I?! WHERE'S TOTO!? IS THIS KANSAS?! I'M SCARED!!!
Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear Curiosity Killed The Cat,
But satisfaction brought it back
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2013-09-17 05:23:06
Dear The One,
Please take your time. I don't know who I am yet, so I won't know who you are either.
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2013-07-07 09:38:38
Dear Mom,
You really should have let me finish speaking when I said, "I think I'm addicted to Pot-". I was going to say Pottermore.
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2012-12-12 06:20:06
Hey Parent,
You really think I back talked? I was just expressing my opinion.
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2013-03-27 07:59:04
Dear Ben,
You open every door for me. You hold my hand. You leave your lunch table to come sit with me. I absolutely adore you. Will you go to prom with me?
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2013-08-15 06:04:54
Dear "dumb" girl in my English class,
I take back all the judgements I made about you. And I'd like to apologize.
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2013-09-07 07:37:00
Dear person who wrote their number on the bathroom stall asking for a date,
You do realize I'm the same gender as you, right?
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2013-01-21 19:39:56
Dear customer,
I am a student who is trying to make money to help with my college education. Don't consider me stupid just because I work at a fast food restaurant.
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2013-06-25 06:50:40
Dear piece of paper,
Please look like the picture on the screen when I'm done/
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2013-04-06 01:14:47
Dear boy in chemistry class,
Thank you for defending me when they called me anorexic. Thank you for listening when I needed an ear. Thank you for taking me to see the stars in Colorodo just because. Thank you for loving me.
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2013-04-11 03:30:08
Dear guy best friend,
When you ask me who I like, and I say "I can't tell you" it's because I like YOU not because I don't trust you!
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2013-04-07 11:44:52
Dear police officer,
I'm sorry I turned you in, but you were going 70 in a 25 zone.
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2013-02-18 05:26:44
Dear College Me,
Please don't go to medical school. You will enjoy college much more and your 20s won't be agony and filled with loneliness. You're welcome for the advice.
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2013-04-13 19:15:25
Dear boss,
I'm not called a professional teacher just for the heck of it.
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2013-04-20 16:15:59
Dear popular kids,
How do you post pictures of yourself of Facebook partying every night and not get in trouble?
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2013-03-05 06:12:33
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