Dear College Professors,
Even though I'm paying to be in class I still want you to end class early.
Sincerely, Every College Student
Please don't ask me why I'm crying while I'm crying.
Sincerely, not really able to clearly answer you at the moment.
Please be more specific when you say "let's hang out".
Sincerely, now my friend is an awkward third wheel
Dear North America,
Don't forget us!
Dear people asking me if I am Asian or Chinese,
Are you kidding me?
Sincerely, how did you pass 5th grade?
Dear Cyndi Lauper,
That song is so sexist.
Sincerely, boys want to have fun, too!
Dear school board,,
Please let us have our own inhaler and epi pen on us in case we need it on our field trip
Sincerely, in case of an emergency we won't be able to find the chaperone with our medication
Dear big tattooed guy sitting next to me on the subway with his iPod on,
Yeah I like that Britney Spears song too
Sincerely, I guess you're not scary
Dear older sister who complains about money problems ,
Please don't spend $900 of your $1000 bonus on a pair of plain black pumps that you broke your ankle in.
Sincerely, your little sister who is happy with $5 garage sale shoes
Please marry your best guy friend.
Sincerely, he wants to love you and treat you right.
Please realize that being call "anorexic" when thin hurts just as much as being called "fatty" when overweight.
Sincerely, not an eating disorder, just a fast metabolism.
Dear sister ,
Please don't take my laptop any more.it's mine laptop
Sincerely, mad brother
Dear boy on black ops 2 that said "girls are horrible at shooting",
Next time you say that to a girl, make sure she doesn't kill you on the final kill cam on one in the chamber.
Sincerely, girl that just kicked your butt
Dear stupid boy playing two girls at the same time,
You knew we were friends, right?
Sincerely, good luck with your hand.