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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear girls who stick their lips out in pictures,
You look like ducks. Thanks for making me look better.
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2013-01-10 09:09:17
Dear AP Biology teacher,
Thank you for keeping my lame Biology joke about introns and spliceosomes up on the board :D
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2013-04-13 00:30:21
Dear casino that decided to put in an amusement park,
Please consider that not everyone using your park and restrooms is 3 feet tall.
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2012-10-28 05:03:17
Dear Scar,
Where does one get a black mane like yours?
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2012-10-20 09:33:01
Dear little sister, ,
I wasn't kidding when I said it wasn't okay for you to date my ex-boyfriend.
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2012-07-07 19:18:30
Dear optimists/pessimists,
I don't care if it's half full or empty, does it have soda in it?
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2012-07-16 04:19:01
Dear fridge,
You should be cold enough to keep my food cool and warm enough to keep them thawed.
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2013-03-31 00:29:20
Dear guy "best friend,",
Let's see... I ask you for hugs daily, flirt and tease you, laugh at your jokes and play fight with you.
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2012-10-11 11:47:32
Dear Police Officer,,
It's not "how high are you?" It's "hi, how are you?"
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2012-07-21 11:04:26
Dear homophobes and racist people,
The golden rule: treat others the way you want to be treated.
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2012-08-12 19:20:57
Dear silent black dog,
Please don't step out of the shadows behind me when I'm getting soup from the pantry.
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2013-02-13 03:56:28
Dear girls who complain about their periods,
Be grateful to have one.
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2013-05-25 09:40:30
Dear Daddy,
I do and will always remember you. I wasn't too young.
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2012-10-18 04:17:54
Dear slobbering dog,
Please keep licking the tears off my face
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2013-03-23 00:28:40
Dear cute girl at the climbing gym,
I don't know your name, but i really want to get to know you better. I'm just to shy to introduce myself.
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2013-08-03 07:28:05
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