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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear "nerds" ,
Not all nerds are geeks.
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2013-03-26 16:14:00
Dear boys,
Woman has "man" in it. Female has "male" in it. Kitchen had "he" in it, so go make ME a sammich.
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2012-12-11 14:35:04
Dear kids born in '99,
You don't "miss the 90's because they had better shows," shut up.
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2012-07-02 18:33:10
Dear boyfriend,
Please realize how thankful I am for you. You dream about us taking naps together on our wedding night, not having sex.. Please stay adorable forever.
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2013-04-13 07:15:23
Dear creator of cupcakes,
Whoa...it's cake in a cup.
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2013-05-14 10:24:31
Dear sister,
Please tell me how it is fair you can throw your nasty socks on me but if I accidentally touch you with my foot it's world war three?
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2013-05-02 10:07:09
Dear everything I like,
Why are you so expensive?
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2012-06-22 05:02:28
Dear Birthday Girl whose name wasn't read out on stage in today's show,
You smiling, singing Happy Birthday and clapping for the others made me so proud.
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2013-05-23 14:55:16
Dear society,
Please stop making my 14 year old sister feel fat.
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2013-01-23 16:40:02
Dear Batman,
Why so serious?
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2012-10-09 08:47:24
Dear overprotective parents,,
I am a nerd going to my nerd friend's graduation party. We don't have sex, make out, drink or do drugs. We watch Tangled, play tag, hug each other, and discuss Harry Potter.
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2012-06-20 16:17:23
Dear boys,
Please remember that just because I hang out with you, play video games, laugh at your jokes, and have a brain doesn't mean I'm not interested.
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2013-01-15 06:54:36
Dear Pre-calc student,
Please, just wait until they take your calculator away for the entire year.
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2013-05-20 11:09:57
Dear British and Australian people,,
Do you pretend to talk in American accents?
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2013-02-12 03:56:22
Dear Mother Nature,
Please stop messing with us.
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2013-03-06 06:12:37
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