WHAT IS THIS!?! WHERE AM I?! WHERE'S TOTO!? IS THIS KANSAS?! I'M SCARED!!!
Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear pigs,
Wingardium Leviosa!
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2012-06-20 02:02:21
Dear Mario,
You really can't take a hint can you?
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2012-07-04 05:03:16
Dear physical fitness test,
Why is passing you so important? It's not like I'm aspiring to be a gym teacher.
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2012-07-19 02:49:12
Dear car dealerships, ,
Please get off your high-horse and accept my CASH offer that's a smudge lower than the retail price.
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2012-06-16 08:47:06
Dear freshmen on the bus,
Please, can you NOT make gagging noises when we hold hands on the bus?
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2013-05-02 21:22:12
Dear Runners,
It's great that you do more exercise than I ever will, but please try to understand that I have a full time job, a family to support, and my boss hates me when I'm late. Don't run where cars drive.
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2012-07-15 15:33:59
Dear "anonymous",
Coward.
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2013-03-07 09:57:40
Dear Nice Guys,
Would you date a girl JUST because she was nice?
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2013-04-27 08:01:24
Dear clorox cleaning wipes,
You have no idea how much I freaking love you.
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2013-02-07 16:41:03
Dear Santa,
You give out coal, which releases green house gases when burned. You do realize that you live in the North Pole, right?
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2012-07-01 19:18:07
Dear cute guy who is always acting cool,
I can see you looking up Arthur pictures and having an in depth discussion about the characters with the person next to you.
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2012-07-06 17:48:26
Dear ex-boyfriend,
Please give me the satisfaction of knowing that you felt the pain that I went through.
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2012-10-29 06:33:20
Dear 'sleeping' foot,
Thanks for making me trip over nothing into tile.
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2012-12-06 03:19:47
Dear Google,,
When I search for "The revolutionary war," I don't want the key word to be "the"
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2012-07-17 04:19:05
Dear older brother who just asked "you know how close a door, right?",
Yes I know how to close a door.
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2012-07-08 16:18:33
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