Dear "average" friend,
Thank you for randomly haveing epic battles over Facebook with me.
Sincerely, you make my day.
Dear American People,
Please stop asking me stupid questions like "do you have internet in Switzerland?" "do you know what google is?" or "do you know what World War 2 is? I mean you guys were neutral right?"
Sincerely, just because I'm not American doesn't mean I come from another planet
Don't accuse me of leaving the shower on! Your friend did it!
Sincerely, Really defensive little sister
Please realize that although I have a learning disability in math, you don't have to put me in the class full of kids who are repeating the class because they failed last year.
Sincerely, having a much harder time in class because of how stupid and loud my classmates are
Face it.... we both have problems.
Sincerely, Your Math Test
Dear Close Friend,,
Thank you for telling me never to change when everyone was telling me the opposite
Sincerely, You really did save who I am
Dear Weather man,
Since when does "a slight dusting" turn into 7 inches of snow?!
Sincerely, Stuck in school because the roads are blocked off
Dear random stranger that smiled,
You may not know it but you made my day a little better and reminded me that everything isn't all that bad.
Sincerely, we need more people like you
Dear French boy at the airport,
You and your Perry the Platypus stuffed animal may carry on.
Sincerely, approving girl
Dear 80s kids,
When you saw our cartoons, did you feel sorry for us like we feel sorry for the 2000s kids?
Sincerely, 90s kids.
Dear quiet, attractive, talented, artsy boy I'm in love with,,
Please don't be gay... Please don't be gay, PLEASE DON'T BE GAY....
Sincerely, damn it.
Dear cat who is hiding in my 12 pack box,
Sincerely, amused cat owner.
Dear Christians who protest everything,
Please go back and reread your Bibles. It's "love thy neighbor" not "condemn thy neighbor to hell just because you don't agree with them on something.".
Sincerely, An accepting Christian who has actually read the entire Bible (not just the convenient parts)
Dear guy I like (who forced me to tell him who I liked),
No, it's no big deal that you don't like me. You only crushed my heart and soul forever.
Sincerely, Heartbroken Girl