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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear Selena Gomez,
Really? A movie about a teenage girl who goes to a foreign country and switches places with a famous star who she looks exactly like? How very original!
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2012-06-25 10:17:41
Dear computers,
Please stop reminding me. I like to live recklessly,.
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2013-01-09 01:39:14
Dear Underwear,
Why do boys like you better? We look exactly the same.
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2013-01-13 23:24:31
Dear Toothbrush,
Trust me, I got it way worse than you...
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2012-07-19 14:04:13
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Please write a choose-your-own-adventure book
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2012-12-11 05:35:02
Dear ten-year-old on Facebook,
Please stop changing your name! It's annoying enough to see your overdramatic statuses without also having to figure out who you are.
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2013-01-22 00:54:57
Dear Sanskrit syntax,
I know you're on my finals in 2 weeks but that's no excuse for being so mean to me.
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2013-05-11 21:22:44
Dear customer,
No I am not pregnant
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2012-12-04 11:34:41
Dear students,
If you want to leave when the bell rings, come when the bell rings.
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2012-08-10 20:50:49
Dear Mom,
I'm confused. Are my friends stupid, suicidal, or adventurous and interested in bungee jumping?
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2013-01-18 19:39:47
Dear Edward Cullen,
You sparkle in the sun, and you seem to attract most women.
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2013-01-23 21:10:02
Dear Boys who make jokes about women in the kitchen,
Ever wonder why you're still single?
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2012-07-15 01:18:57
Dear tampon commercials,
Please stop making it look like we dance and do twirls because our period came
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2013-02-07 15:11:03
Dear Mom,
Please stop nagging me to do my homework. There's only one day of school left and I've completely given up.
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2013-05-24 23:10:27
Dear Mom,
It's not that we don't love you, it's just that we need alone time, too.
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2013-06-03 05:55:04
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