I'm sure it's supposed to go both ways..
Sincerely, Your teeth are yellow and stinky.
Please, do you really expect me to believe you made my ear bleed on purpose...
Sincerely, I may just be 15 but come on, I'm not THAT stupid.
When the guy I loved broke up with me for my own safety, I tried to steal the Sword of Gryffindor, started a rebel movement, and fought with my friends against our enemy. You became comatose for months, then put yourself in danger to hear his voice.
Dear television manufacturer,
Do you really not have the technology to allow the TV's volume to automatically adjust between a quiet, speaking scene and a ridiculously loud battle sequence?
Sincerely, you just woke up my 2-year old.
Dear guy who keeps hitting on me,
No means no. I told you threw times already that I don't want to be friends with benefits
Sincerely, STOP BADGERING ME
Dear Little Toe,
Please stop hurting now. I apologised for kicking you on the wall hours ago. It wasn't even that hard!
Sincerely, The rest of your body!
Dear "indestructible" dog toys,
You were tested with Pit Bulls and German Shepherds? Really?
Sincerely, my Pembroke Welsh Corgi chewed through you in a day...
Dear ignorant girls at my private high school,
These bands and their inspirational songs saved my life, "screamo" is not satanic, and I'm not "emo" or "goth".
Sincerely, cheerleader who's tired of getting judged for the music she listens to
Dear music teacher,
Please know that I loved watching The Lion King in class today
Sincerely, we all did
Please realize that you can obtain much more joy by hating Justin Bieber than One Direction.
Sincerely, trust me. 5 guys are just too much to work with.
Please stop making me think nerds are hot.
Sincerely, boy that just got to high school
Dear girl who called me fat,,
Yay, you insulted me.
Sincerely, now what?
Dear Radio Listeners,
You think you're sick of Adele, Katy Perry, and Lady Gaga?
Sincerely, Radio Deejay
Dear Bald Men Around the World,
Shampoo or Soap?