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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear "average" friend,
Thank you for randomly haveing epic battles over Facebook with me.
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2012-08-09 12:35:44
Dear American People,
Please stop asking me stupid questions like "do you have internet in Switzerland?" "do you know what google is?" or "do you know what World War 2 is? I mean you guys were neutral right?"
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2013-04-22 02:01:04
Dear sister,
Don't accuse me of leaving the shower on! Your friend did it!
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2013-05-05 09:22:22
Dear school,
Please realize that although I have a learning disability in math, you don't have to put me in the class full of kids who are repeating the class because they failed last year.
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2013-05-09 08:37:36
Dear Life,
Face it.... we both have problems.
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2013-03-29 08:44:13
Dear Close Friend,,
Thank you for telling me never to change when everyone was telling me the opposite
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2012-06-23 04:17:32
Dear Weather man,
Since when does "a slight dusting" turn into 7 inches of snow?!
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2013-03-20 02:43:25
Dear random stranger that smiled,
You may not know it but you made my day a little better and reminded me that everything isn't all that bad.
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2012-12-24 04:05:40
Dear French boy at the airport,
You and your Perry the Platypus stuffed animal may carry on.
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2012-06-22 17:02:30
Dear 80s kids,
When you saw our cartoons, did you feel sorry for us like we feel sorry for the 2000s kids?
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2012-07-19 00:34:11
Dear quiet, attractive, talented, artsy boy I'm in love with,,
Please don't be gay... Please don't be gay, PLEASE DON'T BE GAY....
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2013-01-20 03:54:51
Dear cat who is hiding in my 12 pack box,
Carry on.
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2012-08-11 22:20:53
Dear Christians who protest everything,
Please go back and reread your Bibles. It's "love thy neighbor" not "condemn thy neighbor to hell just because you don't agree with them on something.".
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2012-07-05 14:48:22
Dear guy I like (who forced me to tell him who I liked),
No, it's no big deal that you don't like me. You only crushed my heart and soul forever.
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2012-10-08 09:32:14
Dear snow day,
Thanks for choosing a bad hair day!
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2013-06-11 00:49:36
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