Dear blank, please blank: Fail pages: Random.

Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...

Dear "nerds" ,

Not all nerds are geeks.

Sincerely, high honor roll 3 years in a row, member of the national honor society for science and math, and pro

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8 SPEL CHK PLZ 3 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!0 SEEN IT!22 OMG, I DON'T CARE 2 FAIL

Dear boys,

Woman has "man" in it. Female has "male" in it. Kitchen had "he" in it, so go make ME a sammich.

Sincerely, girls

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Dear kids born in '99,

You don't "miss the 90's because they had better shows," shut up.

Sincerely, Half of them were replaced before your 3rd birthday.

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Dear boyfriend,

Please realize how thankful I am for you. You dream about us taking naps together on our wedding night, not having sex.. Please stay adorable forever.

Sincerely, your girlfriend with no doubt in her mind that she wants to marry you

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Dear creator of cupcakes,

Whoa...it's cake in a cup.

Sincerely, mind blown!

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Dear sister,

Please tell me how it is fair you can throw your nasty socks on me but if I accidentally touch you with my foot it's world war three?

Sincerely, your sister who is always in trouble because of your fear

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Dear everything I like,

Why are you so expensive?

Sincerely, Please go on sale

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Dear Birthday Girl whose name wasn't read out on stage in today's show,

You smiling, singing Happy Birthday and clapping for the others made me so proud.

Sincerely, When I have children I want them to be just like you.

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Dear society,

Please stop making my 14 year old sister feel fat.

Sincerely, She doesn't have to be a size 0 to be beautiful

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Dear Batman,

Why so serious?

Sincerely, Pink

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Dear overprotective parents,,

I am a nerd going to my nerd friend's graduation party. We don't have sex, make out, drink or do drugs. We watch Tangled, play tag, hug each other, and discuss Harry Potter.

Sincerely, your nerdy daughter

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