Dear teachers before they draw something on the board,
"remember girls, i am not an artist"
Sincerely, no one cares
Please stop saying there is plenty of food in the house.
Sincerely, no good food!
Well you won't let me get a job, I don't get an allowance, and stealing IS illegal in most countries...
Sincerely, OF COURSE I expect you to pay for it.
Dear :"Dont look",
Nobody was looking in the first place...
Sincerely, now they are
Please show equal love to all of your children.
Sincerely, just cried myself to sleep the night of my 16th birthday
Please stop hurting that girl I love. She doesn't deserve it.
Sincerely, Hopeless Romantic
Dear 6 year old girl I babysit,,
No, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Miley Cyrus are not Disney Princesses.
Sincerely, losing faith in the new generations.
Dear Free Public Wifi,
Please stop leading me on.
Sincerely, What do you mean "Unable to connect"?
Dear guys stuck in the Friend Zone,
Why do you make me sound so horrible? I really appreciate you as a person. I just don't like you that way.
Sincerely, the girl that put you there
Dear coach who said I would never make it,,
Sincerely, just qualified for Olympic Trials
Dear Jackie Chan,
You taught the "karate kid" Kung Fu, not karate.
Sincerely, age must be getting to you
Please stop relying on us to make your daughters feel beautiful. It means so much more coming from you.
Please don't call me "ma'm".
Sincerely, I'm only 18
Dear secret love,
Please have my heart and hold it forever.
Sincerely, crazy about you