If the girl you like thinks you're gay, you must not have made yourself very clear.
Sincerely, sounds like your mistake to me
Dear "I bet you think this song is about you!",
Well, it kind of is!!
Sincerely, I'm not that vain
Dear Best Friend With a spotless face,
Please Stop Complaining about a pimple on your forehead you got yesterday.
Sincerely, Scarred all over for years.
Dear people who say it's weird I like the tap water better than bottled water,
We live in Michigan.
Sincerely, literally the WORLD'S BEST tap water.
I dropped my laptop in the ocean...
Sincerely, now there's a dell rolling in the deep
Dear Westboro Bapist Church,
Please stop disrespecting others. God told us to love our neighbors, not hate them for their sin.
Sincerely, A Christian from Westborough MA
Dear guy who I had my first dance with,,
You're not getting a second.
Sincerely, realizing how much of a douche you are.
Dear Twix commercials,
Left Twix and Right Twix are exactly the same.
Sincerely, not fooling me
Dear People on Facebook who want a dislike button,
Betcha won't think the dislikes are so funny when they're on your status.
Sincerely, Mark Zuckerberg
Dear 24 hour fitness in my neighborhood,
Why are you closed?
Dear Alcoholic parents,
Telling your 5 year old she's an embarressment and that you're not going to do anything for her birthday isn't going to make her behave. Cussing at her and telling her you wont go to her school plays won't either. Drinking and driving with her and your other kids in the car is irresponsible and that makes you horrible parents not the other way around.
Sincerely, she's 5, she doesn't know any better but you should
Dear Replay button,
why couldn't you have been invented for the car radio.
Sincerely, really loved that song that just ended
Dear "Clear your plate there are kids starving in Africa.",
Starving kids in Africa would clear their plates, mystery solved?
Sincerely, we should be grateful we have food, just saying...
Dear over exaggerating teachers,
The term bullying is when someone consistently is harrased by another NOT when my little brother is finally standing up for himself against a bully!
Sincerely, why do the innocent get punished?