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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear Seniors in high school who say Freshmen are lame,
Have fun being a freshman in college next year.
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2012-11-10 06:18:48
Dear J.K. Rowling,,
Thanks for now changing my pronunciation from "diagonally" to "Diagon Alley".
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2012-06-16 18:32:08
Dear Store bought Cookie Dough,
"Do not eat uncooked Cookie Dough"
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2013-04-09 12:30:00
Dear insecure girl,
Please stop thinking the world hates you
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2013-04-15 19:15:34
Dear JK Rowling,
It was ok when you killed Dumbledore, but you crossed the line killing Dobby.
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2012-06-17 12:32:11
Dear world,
Please realize that the glass is actually 100% full.
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2013-06-10 09:49:29
Dear Ex Boyfriend,
Please Don't get so butt hurt when I move on. YOU broke up with ME because YOU cheated on ME.
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2013-05-20 08:09:56
Dear people who say "what are you doing here?!" when they see me in the supermarket,
Oh you know, just hunting elephants
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2012-11-10 14:33:49
Dear old people who say "age is just a number",
Age is actually a word.
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2013-08-26 07:36:02
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Voldemort in french is vol de mort, which translates into "flight of death".
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2013-01-09 06:54:14
Dear native West Virginians,
Please realize that a vacuum cleaner is not a sweeper. A sweeper is a person who sweeps. With a broom.
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2014-02-02 02:52:41
Dear Latina girls who make fun of me for being a "gringa",
Talk to me when you're skipping two years of Spanish in high school
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2012-07-09 22:18:38
Dear Wife,
Please stop thinking you aren't beautiful. There hasn't been a day since I married you that you haven't taken my breath away.
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2013-02-25 11:27:08
Dear guy in my Spanish class,
You like theater, are really attractive, smart, athletic, freaking hilarious and you don't have a girlfriend?
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2012-08-09 07:20:43
Dear Secret Life of the American Teenager,
If you film it and then show it to millions of people on television, it's not much of a secret anymore.
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2012-08-15 05:51:08
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