Dear world,
Just because I'm respectful to women doesn't mean that I'm gay. It just means that I'll be getting an actual girl friend that likes me for my personality
Sincerely, that guy you just called gay for helping a girl
Dear Women wearing UGGS and miniskirts,
You look like a meteoroligically confused whore
Sincerely, Man looking for real woman
Dear teacher giving that weird look because im in an AP class full of Asians and Caucasians,
Please stop looking at me weird because I'm the only Mexican in here
Sincerely, Mexican and proud to be knowledgeable.
Dear Wife,
Please know that I love you, I just don't say it every 10 minutes. Love for me is not saying but doing.
Sincerely, I married you for a reason.
Dear stranger,
I hope you're alright. I hope you're doing more than just barely surviving because you deserve better than that. I want you to know that I care about you. Not for any special reason, but rather just because you're human. You are a human being and as such you deserve the utmost respect, care, attention,value, appreciation, and admiration from every other human being. I want you to know that I hope everything works out. Above all, I just want you to have a goodnight and sleep well. I want all of this not for any special reason, but rather because there isn't a reason not to.
Sincerely, a stranger.
Dear "annoyed Europeans",
Try talking to an American that you didn't meet over the internet.
Sincerely, an American that has no idea what it is you're talking about
Dear Grandma,
Please know that I'm not REALLY a genius.
Sincerely, Just Press Restart (just like the last 8 times)
Dear little boy who gave me a pack of Smarties today,
You made it the best day ever
Sincerely, hope in humanity restored.
Dear YOLO,
Only once? What?
Sincerely, Dr. Who
Dear people running to catch a bus or train,
Please know that whenever I see you I silently cheer for you to get to the stop before the bus or train does.
Sincerely, anonymous.
Dear morning ,
Please stay away from me
Sincerely, teenager
Dear guys,
Good luck competing with me.
Sincerely, Prince Charming
Dear Tortoise,
I call a re-match.
Sincerely, Hare
Dear irritated math teacher,
Please stop getting mad when you throw a computer mouse across the room and I can't help but laugh at you.
Sincerely, you brought it upon yourself.
Dear wind,
Thank you for blowing my hair behind me this morning.
Sincerely, I felt like a supermodel!
