Dear fellow menstral-cyclers,
Please stop getting affronted. Some of us can deal with the pain and some of us can't. Some of us can take painkillers and some of us are immune. Can we all just stand together under a banner that reads (A) I can bleed for a week straight and not die, what have you done lately? or (B) Stop telling me to have a happy period. I will emote as I choose.
Sincerely, got use to the pain but it never went away and the painkillers never helped so I stopped trying
Dear Girl I have a crush on,
Please stop posting pictures on social media sites about how your single and how no guys want you.
Sincerely, maybe not any guy YOU want...
Dear wonderful boyfriend,
Please don't ever stop being the amazing, caring, kind, silly, handsome, loveable man you are
Sincerely, your completely smitten girlfriend.
Dear Grammy Producers,
Let's play a game. Every time someone says "Adele" you take a shot. Every time someone says "Whitney Huston" I take a shot.
Sincerely, whoever goes to the hospital first wins
Dear Classmate who just asked me "why do you keep hiccuping?",
Because it pleasures me.
Sincerely, Why do you think I keep hiccuping!?
Please stop eating all of my things.
Sincerely, they've got to be somewhere
I get better grades, I behave better, and I'm not a spoiled brat. Why does my little sister get an iPhone at age 10 and I am stuck with my $50 LG.
Sincerely, your least favorite
Dear Hand Sanitizer,
Can't touch this!
Sincerely, .01% of bacteria
Dear ex girlfriend,
Please forgive me for letting you feel like we weren't working anymore, and for not telling you I love you when I really do. Tonight I put this up, tomorrow I tell you how I really feel.
Sincerely, the boy who is now a man, and loves you.
Dear AP US History teacher,
I understand you have to read the material three times before you fully understand it. I'm not reading a 1000 page book 3 times.
Sincerely, I'll take an F.
Dear Person who called me gay for having a lisp,
I have been in speech therapy since I was four.
Sincerely, Im not gay
Dear lays chip commercial ,
Really you're gonna fight over which state has the best potatoes and not even mention me?
Dear Radio Listeners,
You think you're sick of Adele, Katy Perry, and Lady Gaga?
Sincerely, Radio Deejay