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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear Friend,
No, I don't like Nutella.
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2013-04-03 21:29:37
Dear college,
I'm an Asian, left handed ginger.
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2012-12-10 15:20:00
Dear ex boyfriend,
Somebody has already taken your place in my bed
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2012-07-31 19:20:08
Dear childhood,
You went away too fast.
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2012-06-13 04:16:54
Dear obese swim coach,,
Quit telling us to go faster. If we were in the ocean and a shark was right behind us, you'd be the one to get eaten.
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2013-02-12 00:11:21
Dear Internet generation,
My sincerest thanks for such incredible things as Kiva and Kickstarter available. We are not a lost generation, just differently awesome than before.
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2013-06-06 07:34:12
Dear judgmental cashier, ,
I know its almost Valentine's Day, but the lingerie is for my sister who's getting married.
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2012-10-12 05:47:35
Dear people who say "I've watched enough episodes of CSI to kill you and get away with it",
I've watched enough episodes of CSI to know there isn't any way to get away with it
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2013-04-22 08:46:05
Dear Shower,
Please stop trying to be a Katy Perry song. I don't appreciate it.
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2013-06-26 06:05:46
Dear people who believe that Muslims are terrorists,
Please stop. Most of us aren't extremists. A lot of us aren't even ten years old.
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2012-07-31 12:35:07
Dear Finding nemo lover girl in my geography class,
Thank you for giving me the hint P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way when I did not know the answer was Sydney.
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2013-04-26 03:31:20
Dear steritypes,
I'm half Asian, half black
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2013-03-07 07:42:40
Dear friends,
Please stop making slut jokes about me.
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2013-03-25 05:43:52
Dear Physics A Level,
All I learnt today was that half a Byte is called a Nibble.
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2012-06-17 05:02:10
Dear 6 year old girl I babysit,,
No, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and Miley Cyrus are not Disney Princesses.
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2013-01-30 10:40:36
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