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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear Boyband,
I've noticed that all five of your girlfriends sound exactly the same
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2013-05-15 07:24:35
Dear finals,
I hate you. That is all.
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2013-05-28 15:40:50
Dear teenagers who post their whole life on Facebook,,
I don't care about your McDonald's run with "your girlsss<33"
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2013-02-01 23:25:45
Dear old couple holding hands,
Please let that be me in 40 years.
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2012-10-06 08:02:08
Dear people who mess with my touch-screen phone,
FINGERPRINTS!
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2012-07-01 17:48:07
Dear girl who started texting me first,
Sorry if I make up a lame excuse to stop texting you, but you just aren't very interesting.
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2012-08-01 01:20:10
Dear people at Firehouse subs (and similar fast food places),
Just because I am wearing shorts and a leotard doesn't mean I am slut.
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2013-04-18 06:30:46
Dear "Are you on drugs?",
"No. I don't do drugs." "Oh no, that's what the website said you would say,".
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2012-10-09 05:02:23
Dear Person who called me gay for having a lisp,
I have been in speech therapy since I was four.
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2012-07-15 14:48:59
Dear America,
Why is gay marriage even an issue?!
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2014-01-31 20:07:24
Dear people running to catch a bus or train,
Please know that whenever I see you I silently cheer for you to get to the stop before the bus or train does.
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2012-12-21 04:05:32
Dear optimist, pessimist and realist,,
Please remember whilst you were arguing over the glass of water, I drank it.
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2013-01-09 04:39:14
Dear Mom,
Please stop telling me that I'm being disrespectful when I "talk back", when you do the exact same thing to everyone that talks to you.
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2013-05-12 07:07:46
Dear friend who said "pretty please with a cherry on top",
So you're going to say please, and then try to kill me? I see how it is.
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2013-01-23 13:40:01
Dear "Easy to open",
LIES!
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2013-07-09 08:08:46
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