WHAT IS THIS!?! WHERE AM I?! WHERE'S TOTO!? IS THIS KANSAS?! I'M SCARED!!!
Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear World,
ARE YOU YELLING IN YOUR HEAD?????!!!!!!!
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2012-12-31 08:35:59
Dear Hogwarts,
How do you not have teen pregnancies?
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2012-07-06 13:18:25
Dear Inbox (1),
YES! I have friends!!!
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2013-03-20 04:58:26
Dear family,
Can't you try to get along? I'm only home for less than a week....
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2012-07-10 18:33:41
Dear Korean lady suing CVS,
Seriously?
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2013-04-19 13:15:51
Dear 6 miss calls from my mother,
Death awaits me...
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2012-12-17 10:05:20
Dear Mary Margaret on Once Upon a Time,
You hair looks like crap. Get a wig or something.
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2013-03-18 09:28:18
Dear best friend,
Please talk to me again.
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2013-09-03 23:21:44
Dear people who want to succeed,
There's two secrets to it. One: don't tell everything you know.
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2012-06-14 17:47:00
Dear old brother,
If you insist on blasting your music 24/7, don't get mad at me for singing your songs.
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2013-01-24 03:10:03
Dear long-distance best friends,
E-mails and social networking stuff is nice, but I'd really appreciate a hand written letter from you
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2012-12-08 01:49:53
Dear Self,
I JUST thought of a comeback for that insult you got two hours ago! Too bad, right?
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2013-01-17 08:24:41
Dear airport passengers,
sorry about the pat-down. I don't really want to grab your junk anymore than you want to be groped.
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2012-08-03 15:35:22
Dear taco bell,
When I come to your restaurant I expect you to have tacos in stock
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2014-01-30 22:22:13
Dear World,
I'm a girl who can play guitar and do a pretty good Irish accent.
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2013-05-06 05:37:25
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