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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear world ,
Why are girls so pretty? Just when I finally get the confidence to talk to them they say something funny or witty and I give up.
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2013-09-26 05:24:04
Dear ProActiv,
So your product not only heals acne, but it makes your hair perfect and makes your teeth straight and white?
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2012-07-17 07:19:05
Dear white people,
Why are you so afraid to call us black in front of us?
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2013-04-05 22:59:47
Dear Pinterest,
I don't own a dumb bell set, a yoga mat or any other equipment. Your at home workouts are not that "simple"
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2013-02-07 02:26:01
Dear Female Roommate,
Please Know that I am head over heels for you. I clean the dishes, vacuum, buy groceries, water plants, and even take care of the little ones in hope to catch your eye. Please tell me you notice..
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2013-06-02 16:24:58
Dear Ladies,
Please stop confusing me with Love.
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2012-06-12 08:01:51
Dear OCD mom,
Please I'm 400 miles away you don't need to ask if my socks match.
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2012-07-31 16:20:08
Dear world,
It's okay to wait.
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2013-09-22 06:53:42
Dear Cat,
No, the drawstrings of my hoodie are not there for you to chew on, just as the front is not for you to drool on and the arms are not for you to deposit your hair all over.
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2012-06-30 23:48:03
Dear boys,
You think we're hard to shop for? Teddy bears, chocolate, jewelry!
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2013-05-19 04:24:50
Dear people who comment on my "hipster" glasses,
No, I do not frown on mainstream things, only wear skinny jeans and ironic t-shirts, only listen to indie music, or work in a coffee shop.
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2013-05-22 04:25:07
Dear detention teacher,
Please stop leaving and forgetting to dismiss us , I'm still here
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2013-03-25 19:13:56
Dear World,
I'm a girl who can play guitar and do a pretty good Irish accent.
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2013-05-06 05:37:25
Dear American,
Yes, I'm from Iowa, but I do NOT live on a farm, ride my buttercow to school, and don't joy ride on my tractor.
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2012-07-11 05:03:43
Dear boy who says he doesn't like me,
Is that why you doodle hearts with our names in them?
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2012-07-08 02:48:31
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