I'm Catholic. I'm sorry if you've been offended by people expressing their beliefs. They probably hadn't ever let the term "We are all God's children," and "Love they neighbor as you love yourself," really sink in. I'm sorry for all the hate that may have been brought upon you. But please don't think of all of us a stupid bigots unable to think for ourselves. Most of us just want something to hold onto, something to trust in. I realize the flaws in it but I'm not going to change because I just can't.
I CANN SPEAAAKKK WHAAAALE.
Dear teenager walking by my parked car,
yes...I did see you use the window as a mirror and check yourself out...how'd I know?
Sincerely, Was still in the car
Dear 7 Dwarfs,
Do you sing "bye-ho" when you leave to go off to work, then sing "hi-ho" when you come back?
Dear girls who say prom should be "classy",
Please start with your dancing ...
Sincerely, everyone around you
Dear random guy at lunch,
Thanks for telling me I'm beautiful.
Sincerely, you made my day!
Dear Classmate who just asked me "why do you keep hiccuping?",
Because it pleasures me.
Sincerely, Why do you think I keep hiccuping!?
Although I have never read the Hunger Games, I find it amusing that Peeta is a baker's son whose name appears to be a play on the word 'pita', which is a type of bread.
Sincerely, it's the little things authors do...
Dear girl who looks at me funny when I kiss my boyfriend,
Yeah, he's way bigger than me, and yeah, he's not like a A&F model, but he's a sweet heart.
Sincerely, I love him regardless
Sorry about the icicle. I did it for you. It was so you could feel my PAIN! Ratatatata.... <3
Sincerely, boyfriend/best friend/dad
Dear people of the world,
Please realize that I don't know who you are neither do i care, so please stop complaining about what kind of ads you get.
Dear Bored Games,
I am sorry I have been spelling your name wrong for so long.
Sincerely, we only play you when we are bored
Dear best guy friend,
Thank you. For listening to my odd medley of music, for not ignoring me when i would babble on about a new book i got, for hanging out when i had no where else to go.
Sincerely, I'll never forget you as long as i live
Dear chip companies,
This is not acceptable!
Sincerely, There are potato chips in my bag of air.