Dear tiny fly buzzing around my face,,
Please stop. Everyone at my school already knows I just came back from a week in a psych ward, you are not helping me on the "I'm not insane" front...
Sincerely, 5 weird looks and counting, and no way to explain.
Dear gorgeous man,,
The fact that you're gay is irrelevant.
Sincerely, female who is going to drool over you no matter what.
Please realize that even on my worst days all I need to hear is I love you to make me keep going
Sincerely, your depressed sister
Dear pyscho killer hiding in the closet,
Didn't you see the 'reserved' sign, under the bed was full.
Please tell me your method of shuffling.
Sincerely, same singer 3 times in a row.
Please stop descriminating against slender women. 'Real men' like who they like, slender or fat.
Sincerely, a chubby girl who doesn't hate healthy people.
Can you please take over The United States of America again??
Sincerely, the accents, pronunciations, spelling, actors, TV programs, movies, etc. are WAY better than ours...
Dear ex crush,
Please just go away. From me. My dreams. Everything. I wasn't good enough for you almost ten years ago, and I'm definitely not good enough for you now. I'm HAPPY with where I am now. I'm CONTENT. When I wanted to let you in... You pushed me away. I'm not going to give you that chance to let me in now. You're too late.
Sincerely, the girl who wasn't good enough
Dear people who think rain calls for flip flops,
If your feet are cold then you shouldn't be wearing those. That's why they made me.
Sincerely, Boots you wore last winter.
Dear dropped food,
Dear "there's plenty of fish in the sea",
That's great, but I'm human.
Sincerely, just saying...
Dear army boyfriend,
Please always remember I love you and would give up anything to be with you. I love you more than anything. I'll always think of you every night. You're in my heart forever and always.
Sincerely, I'm always here
Dear National Association of Procrastinators,
Cool acronym, I think I'll join you..
Sincerely, er, maybe later...
If pro is the opposite of con, than is progress the opposite of congress??
Sincerely, Now this makes sense....