Dear mom,,
Why can't you accept the guy that makes me happy for once?
Sincerely, not depressed anymore..
Dear Teachers get $60k a year,
Please realise that isn't true everywhere.
Sincerely, teacher who earns less than minimum wage for hours worked.
Dear Hogwarts,
How do you not have teen pregnancies?
Sincerely, 16 and pregnant
Dear concerned high schooler,
You're too young to be doing drugs at any age!
Sincerely, concerned twenty something year old
Dear world,
The reason white crayons exist is because coloring book paper is off white.
Sincerely, you're welcome.
Dear orthodontist ,
I just got my 2-year-long braces off and now you expect me to wear a retainer all the time for a year? Seriously?
Sincerely, only wearing it at night.
Dear open minded boy in my gym class,,
Thank you for sticking up or me every day when the other guys tease me.
Sincerely, homosexual teen trying to survive high school.
Dear people who take short showers ,
How do you do that?!
Sincerely, taking an hour because I'm doing a concert and I sound good :)
Dear Bing,
Please realize that just because you have your pictures on the top, does not make you better. Google forever!
Sincerely, everyone who actually looked at your search results.
Dear nice guys,
It's okay. We feel your pain.
Sincerely, nice girls finish last too
Dear fellow classmates,
Please realize that a 2000 word essay is NOTHING compared to what I wote last November.
Sincerely, 50,000 word NaNoWriMo.
Dear annoying girls talking bout drama in the bathroom,
You're not the only ones in here.
Sincerely, girl in the stall actually trying to pee peacefully
Dear Homophobes,
Please explain to me why you would rather see two men holding guns than holding hands.
Sincerely, Just curious.
Dear teachers ,
Stop complaining about how long it takes to grade papers
Sincerely, you gave them to us
Dear curious little brother,,
If it looks gross, smells gross, sounds gross, and feels gross, it probably tastes gross too.
Sincerely, just a thought
