Dear Seniors in high school who say Freshmen are lame,
Have fun being a freshman in college next year.
Dear J.K. Rowling,,
Thanks for now changing my pronunciation from "diagonally" to "Diagon Alley".
Sincerely, Harry Potter fangirl
Dear Store bought Cookie Dough,
"Do not eat uncooked Cookie Dough"
Sincerely, Funniest thing I read all day.
Dear insecure girl,
Please stop thinking the world hates you
Sincerely, i'm more insecure than you
Dear JK Rowling,
It was ok when you killed Dumbledore, but you crossed the line killing Dobby.
Sincerely, upset fans.
Please realize that the glass is actually 100% full.
Sincerely, air takes up space, so the glass is filled to the top.
Dear Ex Boyfriend,
Please Don't get so butt hurt when I move on. YOU broke up with ME because YOU cheated on ME.
Sincerely, Screw You.
Dear people who say "what are you doing here?!" when they see me in the supermarket,
Oh you know, just hunting elephants
Sincerely, or buying strawberries...
Dear old people who say "age is just a number",
Age is actually a word.
Sincerely, guess the oldness is getting to your head..
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Voldemort in french is vol de mort, which translates into "flight of death".
Sincerely, mind. BLOWN
Dear native West Virginians,
Please realize that a vacuum cleaner is not a sweeper. A sweeper is a person who sweeps. With a broom.
Sincerely, a transplant who had no idea what you were talking about
Dear Latina girls who make fun of me for being a "gringa",
Talk to me when you're skipping two years of Spanish in high school
Sincerely, blonde Mexican
Please stop thinking you aren't beautiful. There hasn't been a day since I married you that you haven't taken my breath away.
Dear guy in my Spanish class,
You like theater, are really attractive, smart, athletic, freaking hilarious and you don't have a girlfriend?
Sincerely, hey I'm single too!