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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear Everyone Everywhere,
Please remember you're beautiful. In case you haven't heard it today, or in a while, you are an amazing person and there are so many people who care about you. I hope you know you can go far in life, no matter what any one else says. Keep on living<3
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2013-05-18 10:24:48
Dear Everyone,
I will pray for you. I wish you could all find it in your hearts to accept Jesus Christ. You deserve to spend eternity in Heaven
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2013-05-01 09:31:43
Dear people against gay marriage because they aren't gay,
You don't have to be gay to support gay rights
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2013-05-21 15:40:04
Dear People Who Complain About Serving Sizes,
Just because it says two, doesn't mean it's going to stop you from eating four.
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2012-06-21 18:32:27
Dear Mom,
I love you.
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2012-06-12 23:46:53
Dear Mirror,
Why can't you just lie like everyone else and say I'm pretty?
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2013-06-19 09:50:15
Dear iPod,
Awesome! When did we get this song???
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2012-07-29 17:04:58
Dear hardcore Harry Potter fans,
I understand that you like the series, but please stop using terms such as "I'm going to Avada Kedavra you!",
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2012-12-19 01:05:25
Dear Republicans who claim they're going to move to Canada if Obama wins the election,
You do realise that Canada has had a public healthcare system since the 50's? Oh, and gay marriage has been legal since 2005.
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2013-04-09 21:30:02
Dear 18 and over concerts,
I'm a little confused, I have to be eighteen because there is alcohol?
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2013-03-06 07:42:37
Dear mom,
I'm not a procrastinator. Can we please talk about this tomorrow?
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2013-02-14 04:41:31
Dear Voldemort,
Does the phrase "the boy who lived" mean nothing to you?
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2012-06-28 23:47:54
Dear brother,
Mom constantly gives you money for gas and food, you have a car, you have a girlfriend, and a million friends. Yet, you yell at mom and dad all the time.
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2012-07-25 06:34:40
Dear Bride throwing the bouquet ,
Please don't throw it to me, I don't want to me tackled by all these girls!!!
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2013-06-15 09:04:56
Dear Delicious Foods,
Please stop seducing me....
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2012-07-04 08:48:17
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