WHAT IS THIS!?! WHERE AM I?! WHERE'S TOTO!? IS THIS KANSAS?! I'M SCARED!!!
Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear best friend,
You took round one, and now he's back for round two. I'm still in your corner.
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2012-06-13 11:46:55
Dear person who just wrote that someone was an 'insufferable know-it-all',
I just read that in Snape's voice.
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2012-07-03 18:33:14
Dear unmovable wall,
Bring it on
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2012-06-27 04:17:47
Dear people talking about the "hickey" on my neck,
Why yes, I did get this last night.
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2012-12-30 10:05:57
Dear "I'm not drunk",
You broke your glasses then pointed at them with a stick and shouted "Oculus Reparo!"
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2012-08-10 20:05:49
Dear shy guy on the soccer team,
Please talk more with because it's hard to tell if you like me or not.
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2014-02-04 02:53:02
Dear remixes,
Please stop ruining good songs.
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2013-07-13 13:24:01
Dear DBPB post makers,
Please stop using the "sincerely" section as a place to put your conclusion. That's not what it's for!
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2013-04-15 23:00:34
Dear little kid,
Thanks for checking me out and telling me I'm pretty even though I'm about four times your age.
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2012-11-10 10:03:48
Dear best guy friend,
Thank you for offering to let me crash at your apartment for a few days until the dorms open up again. If only it was my decision . . .
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2013-05-05 11:37:22
Dear everyone,
I dropped my laptop in the ocean...
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2012-12-13 04:05:08
Dear Sincerely, ,
I wish we could be together but these words will separate us forever....
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2012-07-10 20:48:41
Dear Toy Story,
I still laugh when I watch you
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2012-07-06 00:33:23
Dear Technology,
Please stop making it hard for me to respect holidays...
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2013-03-26 04:13:57
Dear Asian Boys in my physics class,
Please stop staring at me like you've never seen a white girl take physics before. Yes, I know there are 20 of you, and only one of me, and don't act so shocked when I do better than you on a test. Deal with it.
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2012-12-20 05:35:29
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