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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear fellow menstral-cyclers,
Please stop getting affronted. Some of us can deal with the pain and some of us can't. Some of us can take painkillers and some of us are immune. Can we all just stand together under a banner that reads (A) I can bleed for a week straight and not die, what have you done lately? or (B) Stop telling me to have a happy period. I will emote as I choose.
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2013-06-04 12:04:00
Dear Girl I have a crush on,
Please stop posting pictures on social media sites about how your single and how no guys want you.
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2013-05-18 06:39:47
Dear wonderful boyfriend,
Please don't ever stop being the amazing, caring, kind, silly, handsome, loveable man you are
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2013-03-10 05:42:49
Dear Grammy Producers,
Let's play a game. Every time someone says "Adele" you take a shot. Every time someone says "Whitney Huston" I take a shot.
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2012-10-31 08:48:26
Dear Classmate who just asked me "why do you keep hiccuping?",
Because it pleasures me.
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2013-03-17 06:28:14
Dear room,
Please stop eating all of my things.
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2013-01-02 07:51:05
Dear mom,
I get better grades, I behave better, and I'm not a spoiled brat. Why does my little sister get an iPhone at age 10 and I am stuck with my $50 LG.
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2012-07-15 04:18:58
Dear Hand Sanitizer,
Can't touch this!
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2012-12-20 17:35:31
Dear ex girlfriend,
Please forgive me for letting you feel like we weren't working anymore, and for not telling you I love you when I really do. Tonight I put this up, tomorrow I tell you how I really feel.
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2012-06-18 21:32:16
Dear AP US History teacher,
I understand you have to read the material three times before you fully understand it. I'm not reading a 1000 page book 3 times.
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2012-07-16 18:34:04
Dear Person who called me gay for having a lisp,
I have been in speech therapy since I was four.
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2012-07-15 14:48:59
Dear lays chip commercial ,
Really you're gonna fight over which state has the best potatoes and not even mention me?
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2012-12-19 15:20:27
Dear Radio Listeners,
You think you're sick of Adele, Katy Perry, and Lady Gaga?
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2012-12-30 03:20:56
Dear people who like 8-bit video game soundtracks,
We make them sound better
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2013-04-07 10:14:52
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