Dear Dear blank Please blank,
Where do you find those pictures on the top of each page
Sincerely, always wondered
Dear people wondering why there is an "M" at the end of ATM,
M stands for machine
Sincerely, duh!
Dear People who want to give gay couples something "like marriage but not actually marriage",
Right, because separate but equal worked out so well last time, right?
Sincerely, Supporter of gay rights
Dear guy friend,
Thanks for being concerned about my self image, but telling me I shouldn't wear makeup because it makes me seem fake is a little insulting. I wear the clothes I want, right?
Sincerely, I wear what I want on my face.
Dear parents,
It's cute how you think you can compete with me. Get on my level.
Sincerely, Santa
Dear Mary Margaret on Once Upon a Time,
You hair looks like crap. Get a wig or something.
Sincerely, Once Upon a Time fan.
Dear girls,
Guys are people too.
Sincerely, my best friend is overanalyzing his text messages as we speak
Dear teachers,
It's not that all of us didn't study, you're just a terrible teacher.
Sincerely, maybe its YOUR fault we all failed.
Dear people who want to succeed,
There's two secrets to it. One: don't tell everything you know.
Sincerely, good luck!
Dear person talking about Remus and Tonks,
Harry Potter is a work of fiction.
Sincerely, Humphrey Bogart & Lauren Bacall, however, were 25 years apart and happily married.
Dear pens,,
Please stop running out of ink at the worst of times. Especially when I can SEE more ink.
Sincerely, scribbling violently on my poor defenseless sheet of paper.
Dear long-distance best friends,
E-mails and social networking stuff is nice, but I'd really appreciate a hand written letter from you
Sincerely, I miss you
Dear geometry teacher,
I drew a ninja saying i protect this paper from the red pen on my test
Sincerely, did you have to write 'too bad i grade with a blue pen'?!
Dear room,
Please stop eating all of my things.
Sincerely, they've got to be somewhere
Dear people who think others believe they ride weird things to school,
I'm pretty sure only children think that. And then we grow up. How would you even fit in the pocket of a kangaroo...
Sincerely, Maybe you just use their pockets as a book bag. ;)
