WHAT IS THIS!?! WHERE AM I?! WHERE'S TOTO!? IS THIS KANSAS?! I'M SCARED!!!
Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear World,
I'm Catholic. I'm sorry if you've been offended by people expressing their beliefs. They probably hadn't ever let the term "We are all God's children," and "Love they neighbor as you love yourself," really sink in. I'm sorry for all the hate that may have been brought upon you. But please don't think of all of us a stupid bigots unable to think for ourselves. Most of us just want something to hold onto, something to trust in. I realize the flaws in it but I'm not going to change because I just can't.
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2013-08-28 09:06:12
Dear Marlin,
I CANN SPEAAAKKK WHAAAALE.
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2013-01-26 12:10:12
Dear teenager walking by my parked car,
yes...I did see you use the window as a mirror and check yourself out...how'd I know?
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2013-05-04 23:37:20
Dear 7 Dwarfs,
Do you sing "bye-ho" when you leave to go off to work, then sing "hi-ho" when you come back?
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2012-07-05 16:18:22
Dear girls who say prom should be "classy",
Please start with your dancing ...
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2013-03-12 10:12:57
Dear random guy at lunch,
Thanks for telling me I'm beautiful.
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2012-06-15 07:17:02
Dear Classmate who just asked me "why do you keep hiccuping?",
Because it pleasures me.
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2013-03-17 06:28:14
Dear World,
Although I have never read the Hunger Games, I find it amusing that Peeta is a baker's son whose name appears to be a play on the word 'pita', which is a type of bread.
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2013-06-01 10:24:52
Dear girl who looks at me funny when I kiss my boyfriend,
Yeah, he's way bigger than me, and yeah, he's not like a A&F model, but he's a sweet heart.
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2013-01-04 03:08:59
Dear girlfriend,
Sorry about the icicle. I did it for you. It was so you could feel my PAIN! Ratatatata.... <3
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2014-02-03 03:37:52
Dear people of the world,
Please realize that I don't know who you are neither do i care, so please stop complaining about what kind of ads you get.
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2013-03-25 04:58:52
Dear Bored Games,
I am sorry I have been spelling your name wrong for so long.
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2012-07-20 17:04:23
Dear best guy friend,
Thank you. For listening to my odd medley of music, for not ignoring me when i would babble on about a new book i got, for hanging out when i had no where else to go.
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2012-06-15 03:32:01
Dear chip companies,
This is not acceptable!
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2012-06-16 23:02:08
Dear gay old couples,
Please never stop inspiring me
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2012-07-03 07:18:12
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