Please suck less.
Sincerely, If I hear Katy Perry one more time...
Dear guys who complain girls who take forever to take showers,
Those are just the fake barbie dolls. I don't get up 2 hours earlier in the morning to take a shower. I get up, brush my teeth, comb my hair, and run out to the bus in 5 minutes flat.
Sincerely, A regular girl who doesn't wear make-up.
Dear English teacher,
I didn't lose my homework... I'm just playing hide and seek with it... And it's winning
Sincerely, lazy student
Please understand that "It's not the end of the world" is never a good response to the mental breakdown of a girl seriously considering suicide...
Sincerely, maybe not for you...
Dear Size 23,
I know how you feel.
Sincerely, Size 3
I'm taking good care of Fred, just like you have for my Harry all these years.
Dear love of my life, ,
Please keep doing immature things.
Sincerely, I will love you even more after you sit down and color with me instead of getting a job.
Dear "80's kid",
I was born in the late 90's but was raised on 90's stuff
Dear Girls who don't like gym class because they have to shave their legs in winter,
Dear Men who say that women are complicated,
We're not complicated you're just stupid
Sincerely, Women everywhere
Marching band does count.
Sincerely, it makes you over 9,000% hotter
Dear little sister,
I saw you looking up episodes of Teen Mom on demand. Then I saw you secretly switch to Teen Titans when you thought no one was looking.
Sincerely, I'm on to you
Just because I am a college Freshmen does not mean I want my Freshmen acne back!
Sincerely, My face cleared up half way through high school
Just told my mom I wanted her shaved pussy for dinner. I WANTED SHAVED PORK!!!
Sincerely, awkward dinner time