Dear Future Me (in 10 years),
Please don't forget the friends that stood by your side during school. They are what made school interesting.....
Sincerely, Moving Away
Contrary to your belief I really don't want your butt in my face.
Sincerely, your owner.
Thank you for making a holiday that allows me to miss one week of school and eat all I want without it being strange.
Sincerely, Fat and Lazy
Dear boyfriend's Mother,
Please be aware that your hurtful words toward him are also hurtful toward me
Sincerely, his loving and supportive girlfriend
You won't let me get this video game (R-16 and I'm 18) because it's a "bad influence"? That's fine. I have a better idea.
Sincerely, your perfect little brother plays Call of Duty.
Dear Nice Guys,
Would you date a girl JUST because she was nice?
Sincerely, didn´t think so. You need to be more than just nice to attract women. Get a personality.
You forgot me again.
Just because he's dead instead of sick doesn't mean my life is easy now.
Sincerely, I can't get all of your homework done, even if it is break.
Dear Crazy Biology Teacher,
When we asked if you would show us Bill Nye the Science Guy, we didn't think you'd actually do it...
Sincerely, your class that now understands what you couldn't teach.
No running by the pool!
Sincerely, oh wait...
Dear Girl in the car next to me popping the zit on your nose,
We can all see you...
Sincerely, Being in a car doesn't make you invisible
Dear Pinnochio, ,
I've lied plenty of times, why won't it grow?!
You just got owned by my three year old son.
Sincerely, "Did you get pantsed by the school bully?"