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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear best friend's new boyfriend,
Aww, you said so many sweet things about her.... I still don't like you, you girl-playing douche.
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2012-07-03 13:18:13
Dear automatic toilets,
I wasn't ready yet.
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2012-08-15 17:51:11
Dear English speakers,
Tomorrow, privilege, definitely, and judgment. Please save, print, or copy to all applicable places and I will cease mocking you.
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2013-05-30 11:54:43
Dear girl in my Honors US History class,
The Bejing wall never existed. It was the Berlin wall.
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2013-03-09 11:27:47
Dear parents,
Along with school and homework, I too have a job with an annoying boss and coworkers.
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2012-12-17 16:50:21
Dear friend on Twitter,
It's an obsession we share, but you have tweeted 4 times in the past 2 minutes.
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2012-06-26 11:47:45
Dear new kitten,
It's really cute, but could you wait till morning to play with my uncovered toes?
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2012-07-09 14:03:37
Dear costume stores,
Slutty nurse, slutty fairy, slutty flight attendant....really?
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2013-01-14 05:24:32
Dear World History Teacher,
So, you're saying that the essay I procrastinated the most on got an A, but the essay I managed time on got a C?
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2013-04-03 15:29:35
Dear girl who asked if I was new,
Remember that girl who’s weight you made fun of?
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2012-12-07 05:34:50
Dear "If you want a boyfriend go find one!",
Maybe I'm affraid no one wants what I'm offering
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2013-05-19 23:54:55
Dear world,
Yes of course we live in igloos, ride polar bears to school, bathe in maple syrup and have pet beavers and penguins
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2013-06-23 12:05:31
Dear Justin Bieber,,
Please don't call yourself JB. We came up with it first.
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2012-11-03 10:18:33
Dear Society,
Please realize you're making happy girls into anorexics.
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2013-07-04 08:53:24
Dear 'One-In-A-Million' person,
There are a 1200 like you in China.
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2013-01-18 05:24:45
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