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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear radio,
Please suck less.
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2012-08-08 23:05:42
Dear guys who complain girls who take forever to take showers,
Those are just the fake barbie dolls. I don't get up 2 hours earlier in the morning to take a shower. I get up, brush my teeth, comb my hair, and run out to the bus in 5 minutes flat.
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2012-07-13 16:18:52
Dear English teacher,
I didn't lose my homework... I'm just playing hide and seek with it... And it's winning
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2013-04-20 23:46:00
Dear boyfriend,
Please understand that "It's not the end of the world" is never a good response to the mental breakdown of a girl seriously considering suicide...
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2012-07-18 22:19:11
Dear Size 23,
I know how you feel.
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2013-05-26 17:55:39
Dear Molly,
I'm taking good care of Fred, just like you have for my Harry all these years.
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2012-07-07 15:33:29
Dear love of my life, ,
Please keep doing immature things.
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2012-08-04 18:35:26
Dear "80's kid",
I was born in the late 90's but was raised on 90's stuff
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2013-05-28 13:25:49
Dear Girls who don't like gym class because they have to shave their legs in winter,
Sweatpants.
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2013-03-14 10:13:04
Dear Men who say that women are complicated,
We're not complicated you're just stupid
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2012-12-04 05:34:40
Dear boys,
Marching band does count.
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2013-03-30 22:14:20
Dear little sister,
I saw you looking up episodes of Teen Mom on demand. Then I saw you secretly switch to Teen Titans when you thought no one was looking.
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2012-08-03 01:20:19
Dear Face,
Just because I am a college Freshmen does not mean I want my Freshmen acne back!
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2012-06-15 22:17:04
Dear autocorrect,
Just told my mom I wanted her shaved pussy for dinner. I WANTED SHAVED PORK!!!
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2012-06-21 00:32:24
Dear computer that just ran out of battery,
Please remind me that you have no battery before you shutdown.
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2012-07-12 07:18:47
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