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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
Dear big lollipop,
Serving size: 1/4 of lollipop. Number of servings: ABOUT 4
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2012-07-31 02:05:05
Dear little brother,
Thank you for always building a fort with me out of blankets when I ask if you want to.
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2013-04-14 17:00:29
Dear Slutty Freshmen,
Stop stealing our men.
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2012-07-28 06:34:53
Dear Harry Potter hater,
They see my Rowling, they hatin...
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2012-08-15 08:51:09
Dear Nosy People,
Please stop staring at my computer screen
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2013-06-11 12:04:39
Dear guy walking down the street in a banana suit,
You made my day. Now just help me convince the rest of the world to wear one too.
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2012-11-05 03:18:37
Dear best friend's newly ex-boyfriend,
You broke up with her and starting dating a new girl less than an hour later. I don't care that you play football, I play volleyball. My job is to hit the ball as hard as I possibly can.
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2014-02-03 08:07:55
Dear Body,
Of all the days you could choose to make me sick, why today?
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2014-02-01 15:37:33
Dear Girls on Facebook,
It's called a PROFILE picture. Not a tits, butt, and stomach picture.
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2012-07-06 14:48:26
Dear High School Freshman,
Please stop requesting me as a friend on facebook. Its annoying and not going to make you anymore popular.
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2012-07-22 14:49:30
Dear kids who don't want to go to sleep,
Please go to sleep. When you are older you are going to be asking yourself why you never went to bed.
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2013-05-23 06:40:14
Dear Stairs,
Next time you trip me please make sure I'm not carrying a cup of hot coffee. I hope that burned you bad!
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2013-06-17 06:50:07
Dear world,
How can you tell if a guy likes you?
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2013-07-22 16:27:17
Dear boyfriend ,
Please realize it doesn't take an hour for you to get your hair trimmed
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2013-04-20 17:00:59
Dear local weather report,
The high is 70 and the low 35? Really?
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2012-06-28 07:17:52
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