Dear Hot guy in Biology class,
I wish I was DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Sincerely, Cute girl behind you
Dear Hot guy in Biology class,
I wish I was DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Sincerely, Cute girl behind you
Dear Facebook,
Congrats on becoming a verb. Join the club.
Sincerely, Google
Dear Parents,
Jasmine was in a relationship with Alladin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar.Robin Hood was a thief.Tarzan walked without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty n she married him. Cinderella lied and sneaked out at night to attend a party.
Sincerely, It's Not Our Fault; This Is What You Raised Us With.
Dear MTV,
Have you considered changing your name? You don't play music anymore.
Sincerely, Just Curious
Dear Algebra,
Finding X is only useful if you're a pirate.
Sincerely, A annoyed student
Dear Voldemort,
got your nose!
Sincerely, Harry
Dear Person Who Discovered Milk,
What in the WORLD were you doing to that cow?
Sincerely, Curious Highschooler.
Dear guy who discovered milk,
What were you doing with the cow!?
Sincerely, Confused people everywhere
Dear 2012,
Let's see you try.
Sincerely, Y2K
Dear Hollister,
Please give me a flashlight and earplugs if you want me to shop in your store.
Sincerely, people who still have their hearing.
Dear Microsoft Word,
Please , I know how to spell my name.
Sincerely, Everyone else
Dear Microsoft Word,
Please make that little red squiggly line go away, I'm pretty sure I can spell my own name right.
Sincerely, No One Ever Spells It Right
Dear Fork,
I know we haven't talked much since I ran off with the Dish. But you have a son. He's called Spork and he has your hair.
Sincerely, Spoon
Dear Remote Control,
You turn me on.
Sincerely, Television
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