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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
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Dear Jersey Shore,
There is a fine line between being tan and looking like you rolled in a bag of Doritos...
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2012-08-15 16:21:11
Dear 14 year old,
How about you wear more clothes than you do make up?
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2012-08-15 20:51:11
Dear automatic toilets,
I wasn't ready yet.
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2012-08-15 17:51:11
Dear Mom,
Yes I am wearing skinny jeans... if i cant get them off, neither can the rapist.
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2012-06-26 14:47:45
Dear Mom,
If I can't get my skinny jeans off, neither can the rapist.
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2012-07-03 23:48:15
Dear Edward,
You don't get old and you watch girls sleep... How original.
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2013-01-05 09:09:03
Dear Board of Education,
So are we.
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2012-07-15 06:33:58
Dear Yahoo,
I never heard anyone say let's Yahoo it!
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2012-11-12 01:48:52
Dear you are what you eat,
I dont remember eating a sexy beast this morning.
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2012-07-27 01:19:48
Dear Board of Education,
So are we.
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2012-07-07 17:03:29
Dear world,
If PROs are the opposite of CONs, then what is the opposite of PROgress?
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2012-08-13 02:50:59
Dear J.K. Rowling,
When you killed Harry's parents, I was sad, when you killed Sirius, I was a little annoyed, when you killed Dumbledore, I was pissed, but when you killed Dobby, YOU JUST CROSSED THE LINE!!
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2012-06-11 20:46:49
Dear teachers,
Please believe me. I am totally serious!
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2012-08-15 15:36:11
Dear white boy,
I love you, now we need my parents to agree...
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2012-08-15 18:36:11
Dear professor,
Well, this is awkward...
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2012-08-15 20:06:11
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