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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...

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Dear Jersey Shore,

There is a fine line between being tan and looking like you rolled in a bag of Doritos...

Sincerely, wow...

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19 SPEL CHK PLZ 344 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!662 SEEN IT!34 OMG, I DON'T CARE 30 FAIL

Dear 14 year old,

How about you wear more clothes than you do make up?

Sincerely, would you like a shovel to take that off?

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23 SPEL CHK PLZ 682 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!255 SEEN IT!80 OMG, I DON'T CARE 50 FAIL

Dear automatic toilets,

I wasn't ready yet.

Sincerely, well that was an uncomfortable feeling.

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12 SPEL CHK PLZ 772 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!200 SEEN IT!30 OMG, I DON'T CARE 37 FAIL

Dear Mom,

Yes I am wearing skinny jeans... if i cant get them off, neither can the rapist.

Sincerely, daughter

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10 SPEL CHK PLZ 17 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!123 SEEN IT!4 OMG, I DON'T CARE 4 FAIL

Dear Mom,

If I can't get my skinny jeans off, neither can the rapist.

Sincerely, your daughter

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0 SPEL CHK PLZ 12 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!123 SEEN IT!2 OMG, I DON'T CARE 3 FAIL

Dear Edward,

You don't get old and you watch girls sleep... How original.

Sincerely, Peter Pan

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2 SPEL CHK PLZ 22 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!108 SEEN IT!1 OMG, I DON'T CARE 3 FAIL

Dear Board of Education,

So are we.

Sincerely, Students

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3 SPEL CHK PLZ 23 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!92 SEEN IT!2 OMG, I DON'T CARE 1 FAIL

Dear Yahoo,

I never heard anyone say let's Yahoo it!

Sincerely, Google

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0 SPEL CHK PLZ 25 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!92 SEEN IT!8 OMG, I DON'T CARE 3 FAIL

Dear you are what you eat,

I dont remember eating a sexy beast this morning.

Sincerely, anonymous.

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0 SPEL CHK PLZ 4 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!90 SEEN IT!3 OMG, I DON'T CARE 3 FAIL

Dear Board of Education,

So are we.

Sincerely, Students everywhere :)

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2 SPEL CHK PLZ 28 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!88 SEEN IT!1 OMG, I DON'T CARE 2 FAIL

Dear world,

If PROs are the opposite of CONs, then what is the opposite of PROgress?

Sincerely, think about it...

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0 SPEL CHK PLZ 52 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!82 SEEN IT!4 OMG, I DON'T CARE 0 FAIL

Dear J.K. Rowling,

When you killed Harry's parents, I was sad, when you killed Sirius, I was a little annoyed, when you killed Dumbledore, I was pissed, but when you killed Dobby, YOU JUST CROSSED THE LINE!!

Sincerely, Harry Potter fans

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6 SPEL CHK PLZ 89 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!81 SEEN IT!6 OMG, I DON'T CARE 3 FAIL