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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
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Dear guys,
You aren't the only ones stuck in the "friend zone".
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2013-01-05 06:54:03
Dear people of the world,
I don't mean to sound slutty, but please feel free to use me whenever you want.
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2012-07-05 23:03:23
Dear Molly,
Watching over Fred like you've watched Harry all these years.
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2012-07-08 12:33:33
Dear Molly,
I'm taking good care of Fred, just like you have for my Harry all these years.
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2012-07-07 15:33:29
Dear numbers,
We had a child. It's name is algebra.
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2012-06-15 21:32:04
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say let's yahoo it. Just saying.
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2012-07-19 20:49:14
Dear maths,
I'm tired of finding your 'x', just accept it, she's gone.
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2012-10-18 06:32:55
Dear world,
If pro is the opposite of con, than is progress the opposite of congress??
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2013-02-14 09:11:32
Dear world,
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2012-06-21 17:47:27
Dear people asking if I got a haircut,
No, I dyed the tips invisible.
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2012-06-12 10:16:51
Dear people who won't use punctuation,
A comma is the difference between "Let's eat, Grandma!" and "Let's eat Grandma!".
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2012-06-17 06:32:10
Dear Teenagers,
Don't be afraid to use me , I don't bite.
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2012-12-20 16:50:31
Dear optimist, pessimist and realist,,
Please remember whilst you were arguing over the glass of water, I drank it.
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2013-01-09 04:39:14
Dear Pinocchio ,
So all I have to do is lie?
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2012-06-17 02:02:09
Dear lazy people,
12358900601728455.
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2012-08-08 10:20:40
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