You aren't the only ones stuck in the "friend zone".
Sincerely, it sucks for us girls, too
Dear people of the world,
I don't mean to sound slutty, but please feel free to use me whenever you want.
Watching over Fred like you've watched Harry all these years.
I'm taking good care of Fred, just like you have for my Harry all these years.
We had a child. It's name is algebra.
I've never heard anyone say let's yahoo it. Just saying.
I'm tired of finding your 'x', just accept it, she's gone.
Sincerely, move on dude, move on.
If pro is the opposite of con, than is progress the opposite of congress??
Sincerely, Now this makes sense....
Sincerely, States that you were to lazy to read the whole number.
Dear people asking if I got a haircut,
No, I dyed the tips invisible.
Sincerely, do you even need to ask?
Dear people who won't use punctuation,
A comma is the difference between "Let's eat, Grandma!" and "Let's eat Grandma!".
Sincerely, that comma saved Grandma's life.
Don't be afraid to use me , I don't bite.
Dear optimist, pessimist and realist,,
Please remember whilst you were arguing over the glass of water, I drank it.
Sincerely, the opportunist.
Dear Pinocchio ,
So all I have to do is lie?
Dear lazy people,
Sincerely, you didn't even read the whole number, did you?