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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
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Dear Jessie J,
If it's not about the money, then why do we have to pay for your music on iTunes?
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2012-07-04 01:18:16
Dear Rose,
There was plenty of room on that door for both of us.
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2012-07-16 22:19:04
Dear hiccups,
Please tell me why you find it neccessary to visit at 12:30 AM?
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2012-08-15 21:36:11
Dear Algebra,
Stop making me find your X! She's not coming back!
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2012-07-31 00:35:05
Dear Hand Sanitizer,
Can't touch this!
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2012-12-20 17:35:31
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Voldemort in french is vol de mort, which translates into "flight of death".
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2013-01-09 06:54:14
Dear JK Rowling,
It was ok when you killed Dumbledore, but you crossed the line killing Dobby.
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2012-06-17 12:32:11
Dear heart,
Please stop breaking when he isn't even worth it.
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2012-08-15 02:06:07
Dear Vending Machine,
I'm sorry my dollar isn't straight enough for you.
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2012-12-30 07:50:57
Dear Life,
When I said, "Could this day get any worse?" it wasn't a challenge.
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2012-07-11 17:03:44
Dear "you can't do this the night before",
done in 10 minutes.
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2012-11-07 04:48:41
Dear Rose,
Please move over. There is clearly enough room for both of us on that raft.
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2012-06-14 14:01:59
Dear "this day couldn't get any worse",
Challenge accepted.
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2012-06-30 00:32:58
Dear Pinnochio,,
Sooo, I just tell a lie?
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2012-10-16 09:32:49
Dear Face Wash Commerical,
Nobody splashes water on their face like that.
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2012-06-12 22:16:53
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