Dear Jessie J,
If it's not about the money, then why do we have to pay for your music on iTunes?
Sincerely, does not compute
There was plenty of room on that door for both of us.
Please tell me why you find it neccessary to visit at 12:30 AM?
Sincerely, I just wanted to go to sleep.
Stop making me find your X! She's not coming back!
Sincerely, frusturated student
Dear Hand Sanitizer,
Can't touch this!
Sincerely, .01% of bacteria
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Voldemort in french is vol de mort, which translates into "flight of death".
Sincerely, mind. BLOWN
Dear JK Rowling,
It was ok when you killed Dumbledore, but you crossed the line killing Dobby.
Sincerely, upset fans.
Please stop breaking when he isn't even worth it.
Sincerely, there's always someone better out there.
Dear Vending Machine,
I'm sorry my dollar isn't straight enough for you.
Sincerely, Stop being such a homophobe
When I said, "Could this day get any worse?" it wasn't a challenge.
Sincerely, this sucks
Dear "you can't do this the night before",
done in 10 minutes.
Please move over. There is clearly enough room for both of us on that raft.
Sincerely, Jack Dawson
Dear "this day couldn't get any worse",
Sooo, I just tell a lie?
Dear Face Wash Commerical,
Nobody splashes water on their face like that.
Sincerely, Soaking Wet