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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
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Dear Tampon and/or Pad Commercials,
When I'm on my period I don't wear white and i most certainly do not dance around happily. When I'm on my period, I wear sweatpants, try to ignore the searing pain in my back, bitch to everyone, and pray whatever I'm eating won't give me indigestion.
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2012-07-15 05:03:58
Dear Pi,
To infinity and beyond!
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2012-08-15 08:06:09
Dear people who say "what are you doing here?!" when they see me in the supermarket,
Oh you know, just hunting elephants
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2012-11-10 14:33:49
Dear "Sorry your e-mail or password is incorrect",
TELL ME WHICH ONE YOU SON OF A-.
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2012-11-17 23:34:05
Dear School Slut,
STDs are not Pokemon.
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2012-12-06 02:34:47
Dear Obama,
You stole my "YES WE CAN!" line.... I would like it back.
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2013-01-27 05:25:14
Dear Disney,
You've made a black princess, an Asian princess, an Indian princess...how about an overweight princess?
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2012-06-12 14:46:52
Dear Nazis,,
I said "glass of juice" not "gas the jews" you idiots!
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2012-07-04 14:48:18
Dear jerks,
I hope you step on a Lego.
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2012-11-03 15:33:34
Dear History teacher,,
"Now kids, don't procrastinate your history paper until Sunday night. You will not have time to finish."
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2013-01-01 04:51:02
Dear Lifesavers,
How Ironic.....
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2013-02-14 06:56:31
Dear dentists,
Why do you insist on making conversation with me?
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2012-08-12 02:50:54
Dear guys,
Please realize that girls, such as my friends and I, also watch movies, have ninja fights(not pillow fights,) and dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets.
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2012-08-14 16:21:06
Dear universe,
Can I store up the extra sleep I didn't want when I was little and use it now?
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2013-01-07 02:24:08
Dear people who check their showers for murderers,
What would you do if he was actually there?
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2012-06-17 14:47:11
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