Dear Girls Who Complain About "Skinny" Girls,
Just because other people tell us we're skinny, doesn't mean we think that. We aren't trying to call you fat, or insult you, so please stop making this about you; it's a personal issue, so stop pretending that it's about you.
Sincerely, A Girl Who Society Says is "Skinny", But To Her, She Isn't
Dear girlfriend,
You're beautiful, no matter what they say.
Sincerely, your boyfriend
Dear society,
Please stop looking at me while I push a baby stroller.
Sincerely, 16 year old taking her baby cousin for a walk
Dear aunt,
Thank you thank you thank you!!! This is the best Christmas present ever!!!
Sincerely, teenager who just opened box filled with only bubble wrap
Dear Lesbian Friend,
Of course I don't care what gender you find attractive. Now hold my hand and skip down the halls with me singing Michael Jackson!!
Sincerely, Your sexual orientation doesn't change anything.
Dear first 12 publishing companies,
Bet you regret turning me down now
Sincerely, J.K.Rowling
Dear Overweight People,
Dude, you may not understand and hate us for this, but we're self conscious too.
Sincerely, Skinny People
Dear 'we took a poll an no woman feels good in a bikini',
You're right, I feel AMAZING in a bikini.
Sincerely, comfortable with my body, even if it's not perfect
Dear People making fun of the Popular kids' futures...,
Please stop hating on the "Popular Kids and Jocks", some of us have feelings and not all of us end up flipping burgers...
Sincerely, Former cheerleader, Present CEO and married to a Biochemist "nerd"
Dear boys,
You want to know what girls do at sleepovers?
Sincerely, we eat, and eat, and eat, and eat, and eat
Dear 'friend',
Please don't tell me when everyone is talking about how I eat and my weight, but not name the 'friends' doing the talking.
Sincerely, suspicious and unable to eat.
Dear world,
Not all Texans ride horses to school, wear ten gallons hats, or listen to country music.
Sincerely, actually I wear tripp pants and ,listen to heavy metal
Dear Kitty,
Thank you for keeping the one spot I always put my feet on at night warm for me. You're the best!
Sincerely, Lucky to have such an awesome kitty
Dear people in my class,
Please stop calling me a dumb blond
Sincerely, top of class, valedictorian, top all around student and top academic student
Dear heart,
Please fall in love with that boy. He is perfect for us. I'll never understand why you insist on wanting the ones that are terribly unsuitable.
Sincerely, the brain
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