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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...

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Dear Homophobes,

Please stop saying that being gay is a choice.

Sincerely, why would I choose to live a life that is a million times harder than yours.

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Dear guys who think they're in the friend-zone,

Sometimes you end up there by mistake because we think you've put us there.

Sincerely, girls who think we're in the friend-zone

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Dear parents,

Please explain why my sister gets extra money for no chores and D's, while i do all of our chores and get A's every year with no reward.

Sincerely, forgotton older sister

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Dear mom,

Please don't ignore me. It kills me to be like this.

Sincerely, your heartbroken daughter

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Dear Legs,

I only knicked you with my razor

Sincerely, why wont you stop bleeding?

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Dear "real girls have curves",

Ouch.

Sincerely, stick thin girl who's tired of the body bashing

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Dear Healthy is Beautiful,

You're right Healthy is Beautiful, but not necessarily a size 2

Sincerely, Healthy and Not "Skinny" and completely okay with that

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Dear Magic 8 Ball,

I know he likes me! I'm sure of it!

Sincerely, lets try this again....

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Dear LOTR fans,

Please tell me why they didn`t they just use the giant eagles to get to Mount Doom?!

Sincerely, time efficiency

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Dear Friends who had their first kisses at 11,

Please stop making fun of me. I'm just waiting for the right guy.

Sincerely, 16 year old girl who hasn't had her first kiss yet.

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Dear people who say that "two lefts don't make a right",

Yeah, but three do...

Sincerely, Logic (and Relient K).

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Dear small and large breasted girls,

I'm a 34A and I have been in a relationship for 4 years. And so has my 36DD best friend.

Sincerely, small and large breasts can be sexy.

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Dear Microsoft Word,

Please take away the red squiggly line under that scientific term and name. You don't need to go all ape shit on me, I promise that thirteen letter name of the common starfish I using won't hurt you.

Sincerely, a student majoring in biology

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