Please stop saying that being gay is a choice.
Sincerely, why would I choose to live a life that is a million times harder than yours.
Dear guys who think they're in the friend-zone,
Sometimes you end up there by mistake because we think you've put us there.
Sincerely, girls who think we're in the friend-zone
Please explain why my sister gets extra money for no chores and D's, while i do all of our chores and get A's every year with no reward.
Sincerely, forgotton older sister
Please don't ignore me. It kills me to be like this.
Sincerely, your heartbroken daughter
I only knicked you with my razor
Sincerely, why wont you stop bleeding?
Dear "real girls have curves",
Sincerely, stick thin girl who's tired of the body bashing
Dear Healthy is Beautiful,
You're right Healthy is Beautiful, but not necessarily a size 2
Sincerely, Healthy and Not "Skinny" and completely okay with that
Dear Magic 8 Ball,
I know he likes me! I'm sure of it!
Sincerely, lets try this again....
Dear LOTR fans,
Please tell me why they didn`t they just use the giant eagles to get to Mount Doom?!
Sincerely, time efficiency
Dear Friends who had their first kisses at 11,
Please stop making fun of me. I'm just waiting for the right guy.
Sincerely, 16 year old girl who hasn't had her first kiss yet.
Dear people who say that "two lefts don't make a right",
Yeah, but three do...
Sincerely, Logic (and Relient K).
Dear small and large breasted girls,
I'm a 34A and I have been in a relationship for 4 years. And so has my 36DD best friend.
Sincerely, small and large breasts can be sexy.
Dear Microsoft Word,
Please take away the red squiggly line under that scientific term and name. You don't need to go all ape shit on me, I promise that thirteen letter name of the common starfish I using won't hurt you.
Sincerely, a student majoring in biology
Dear people who say YOLO,
Timon and Pumba had their own version of it and theirs sound way cooler
Sincerely, Hukuna Matata means no worries
Dear little boy who gave me a pack of Smarties today,
You made it the best day ever
Sincerely, hope in humanity restored.