Dear "Clear your plate there are kids starving in Africa.",
Starving kids in Africa would clear their plates, mystery solved?
Sincerely, we should be grateful we have food, just saying...
Dear "If you want a boyfriend go find one!",
Maybe I'm affraid no one wants what I'm offering
Sincerely, I just wanna connect with someone
Dear Barnes and Noble cafe,
Sorry for shouting, 'It's okay, it's just a piece of plastic!' when I dropped my phone.
Sincerely, Yeah, I don't know, sorry for shouting.
You are worse than Mrs. Dabney
Sincerely, Disney fan
Dear Geeky Guy who's into Doctor Who Star Wars LOTR and Harry Potter and who I've been recklessly in love with for the past 2 years,
Can we talk it out? I know we could make it work if you gave me a chance. I know you're scared too, but every new thing I learn about you I fall in love more and I can't help it.
Sincerely, Sincerely, Geeky Girl who's also into Doctor Who, Star Wars, LOTR and Harry Potter with social anxie
Dear Sheldon Cooper,
Why are you stealing my job?! I'M supposed to say that!
Sincerely, Dwight Shrute
Dear Guy I like,
I actually remember your birthday every year, I just pretend I don't so I don't let on.
Sincerely, Girl with amazing memory. Happy Birthday for the 18th May.
Dear YouTube commercials,
Thanks for the extra time to unravel my ear buds before the video begins.
Sincerely, not too irritated by them anymore.
Dear Girls who want big boobs,
Please stop talking
Sincerely, 19 year old wearing grandma bras
Dear chatty office manager,
I had to stop working because you've been talking to me non-stop for the past half hour with no sign of stopping. I can't multi-task that well.
Sincerely, if I get yelled at for not getting anything done, I'm pulling an Office Space.
Dear person whom I met at the Latin poem reciting competition,
Thank you for comforting me when I thought I had done badly. I'm sorry I didn't appreciate your support.
Sincerely, a proud 4th-place winner
Dear cookie butter,
Will you marry me?
Dear Harry Potter,
Thank you for being my safe place...
Sincerely, 18 and still in a POTTERHEAD
Dear friend who killed the tarantula in my house,
That was my brother's pet. I told you that multiple times.
Sincerely, grounded for a week.
What's the opposite of a ladies' man?
Sincerely, I'm pretty sure it's not a man-lady...