Dear fiancé who cheated on me while I was on deployment,
Please have fun with your new kid and herpies
Sincerely, I'm a millionaire now dumbass
I'm half Asian, half black
Sincerely, what now?
Dear People who com plain about not enough new posts,
Try moderating, trust me, it's awesome.
Sincerely, I've seen about 600 posts and no repeats! :)
Dear Jean companies,
Please put real pockets on your jeans.
Sincerely, women actually like to put stuff in there pockets.
Please get over yourselves. You only got Robert Pattinson because he was a noble character who died of the killing curse by the trader Peter Pettigrew.
Sincerely, Harry Potter
Dear old woman washing her clothes next to mine,
If you would stop staring at my lacey lengerei for one moment you would notice the ring on my finger and the silly grin on my husband's face.
Sincerely, its called being a good wife.
Dear Friend that said you should've been there,
I wasn't invited....
Sincerely, you're "friend"
If you pull up you pants Maybe you could faster
Sincerely, person who thinks it's stupid and dose not want to see your ass hanging out
Dear mom who is suing and EMT who broke her sons ribs while giving him CPR. ,
Please stop with your drama. He save your sons life. Broken ribs will heal.
Sincerely, I didn't sue the man who saved my life but couldn't save my moms...
Dear People getting ready for the hurricane,
Please realize that meats, forzen food and things that need to be refrigerated will not help you if the power goes out.
Sincerely, Annoyed grocery store worker
Dear boyfriend who wants to do 'no shave november',
When I said I was going to join you the response I was looking for wasn't "Yes we'll be a werewolf couple!".
Sincerely, I knew I likes you
Dear ear buds,
Sincerely, I untangled you like five minuets ago.
Dear Middle-Schoolers who think they're 'to cool for that',
I love unicorns, Veggie-Tales, Muppets, juice boxes, Mac and Cheese, the play-ground, toe-socks, leaving cookies for Santa Clause, and running around in circles. Don’t grow up to fast please.
Sincerely, a High-Schooler who fine acting 'immature'
Dear State Farm,,
All of your agents are OBVIOUSLY wizards.
Sincerely, they apparate wenever someone sings the jingle..
What went wrong?
Sincerely, Sitting in my freshman class next to a druggie, pregnat girl, and straight F student