Dear hot guys with accents,
Please kindly make ur way over the ocean to us american girls who are sick of the american boys.
Sincerely, girls of america
Dear boy I dumped,
I want to eat ice cream and fattening things.
Sincerely, but not cos I miss you but because I feel bad
Dear Parents,
Jasmine was in a relationship with Alladin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar.Robin Hood was a thief.Tarzan walked without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty n she married him. Cinderella lied and sneaked out at night to attend a party.
Sincerely, It's Not Our Fault; This Is What You Raised Us With.
Dear Dumb Preppy Girls,
If it's hot enough to wear a mini skirt then it's not cold enough to wear Ugg Boots.
Sincerely, Please stop, you look rediculous.
Dear Algebra,
Finding X is only useful if you're a pirate.
Sincerely, A annoyed student
Dear Spanishing-Speaking in the Waiting Room,
Stop insulting my clothes, I can understand you. (Yo intiendo todo...).
Sincerely, 12 Years of Spanish Class...
Dear Disney channel,
please stop, im so ashamed.
Sincerely, Walter Disney
Dear Bieber,
Trust Me...You don't waanna go down this road.
Sincerely, Aaron Carter
Dear pple who abbr.,
evry1 hates whn u tlk lik tis.
Sincerely, just stop
Dear Melodramatic 6th Graders,
You are 12. There is no such thing as a "serious" relantionship.
Sincerely, The People Who Don't Think You Deluded Fantasy is "Cute"
Dear glasses,
Please stop playing hide-and-go-seek with me. It was fun the first few times but now it's becoming rediculous!
Sincerely, desperately blind without you.
Dear Costumer,
Welcome, would you like a gas mask?
Sincerely, Abercrombie and Fitch
Dear Ghetto Galz,
PlE@s3 $t0p TyPiNg LyK3 di$.
Sincerely, Sophisticated Individuals.
Dear People who update their Status ever four minuets,
Its great to know that you found a dime on the ground.
Sincerely, No one cares.
Dear Idiots,
Please, learn how, to use a, comma.
Sincerely, Grammar is Still Important
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