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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
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Dear fiancé who cheated on me while I was on deployment,
Please have fun with your new kid and herpies
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2012-06-20 08:47:22
Dear steritypes,
I'm half Asian, half black
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2013-03-07 07:42:40
Dear People who com plain about not enough new posts,
Try moderating, trust me, it's awesome.
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2012-07-07 06:33:28
Dear Jean companies,
Please put real pockets on your jeans.
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2013-02-16 21:56:40
Dear Twilight,
Please get over yourselves. You only got Robert Pattinson because he was a noble character who died of the killing curse by the trader Peter Pettigrew.
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2012-07-01 08:48:05
Dear old woman washing her clothes next to mine,
If you would stop staring at my lacey lengerei for one moment you would notice the ring on my finger and the silly grin on my husband's face.
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2012-08-06 05:05:31
Dear Friend that said you should've been there,
I wasn't invited....
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2012-06-30 17:48:02
Dear ganster,
If you pull up you pants Maybe you could faster
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2013-04-06 04:14:47
Dear mom who is suing and EMT who broke her sons ribs while giving him CPR. ,
Please stop with your drama. He save your sons life. Broken ribs will heal.
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2012-06-25 16:17:41
Dear People getting ready for the hurricane,
Please realize that meats, forzen food and things that need to be refrigerated will not help you if the power goes out.
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2012-06-11 23:46:50
Dear boyfriend who wants to do 'no shave november',
When I said I was going to join you the response I was looking for wasn't "Yes we'll be a werewolf couple!".
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2012-06-26 21:32:46
Dear ear buds,
Really, again?
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2012-08-14 02:06:03
Dear Middle-Schoolers who think they're 'to cool for that',
I love unicorns, Veggie-Tales, Muppets, juice boxes, Mac and Cheese, the play-ground, toe-socks, leaving cookies for Santa Clause, and running around in circles. Don’t grow up to fast please.
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2012-06-21 14:47:26
Dear State Farm,,
All of your agents are OBVIOUSLY wizards.
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2012-06-22 08:47:29
Dear World,
What went wrong?
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2012-06-22 02:02:28
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