Dear confused viewers,
Please who come you don't complain about Ken? He doesn't have nipples either
Sincerely, Aladdin
Dear Self,,
Please get off your lazy but and get some work done.
Sincerely, seriously this website is too distracting.
Dear hogwarts,
Your a little late with my letter
Sincerely, a 17 year old mugblood
Dear best guy friend,
You told a friend in front of me that you saw me in a skirt and it was hot. Best confidence boost ever!
Sincerely, thanks, I might acctually bother dressing up again!
Dear Boys,
Its ironic how when you break up with girls, they have us two boys to confort her.
Sincerely, Ben and Jerry
Dear "SC Johnson a Family company",
Your not a family company, your a huge corporation.
Sincerely, you're not fooling anyone
Dear Harry potter and the deathly hallows part 2,,
And all this time, I just thought Nevil was there for comic relief!
Sincerely, who knew he was actually important?
Dear Abercrobie,
Your new slogan should be: Advertising clothes without clothes since 1892!
Sincerely, Why is there the abs of a shirtless dude for a clothes advertisement?
Dear Mom and Dad,
Just because I stay quiet, doesn't mean I agree.
Sincerely, your more librel-minded daughter
Dear "no shirt no shoes no service",
So technically, I can walk in without pants ad you can't do anything about it.
Sincerely, ha ha
Dear Mom,
Please stop asking me were I'm going unless I'm heading for the front door.
Sincerely, your child who walking torwards the bathroom, it just got awkward.
Dear dumb people,
Please realizee you're worse than zombies.
Sincerely, they know they need brains.
Dear friend playing foosball with me,
That awkward moment when the ball is stuck perfectly in the middle of the table just out of reach.
Sincerely, what now?
Dear reader,
Please take a moment to check how long you've spent procrastinating.
Sincerely, your welcome
Dear Medicine,
HOW DARE YOU CALL YOURSELF GRAPE! YOUR NOT EVEN CLOSE!
Sincerely, The taste of you makes me want to throw up even more than my sickness.
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