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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
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Dear confused viewers,
Please who come you don't complain about Ken? He doesn't have nipples either
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2013-03-13 09:28:01
Dear Self,,
Please get off your lazy but and get some work done.
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2012-07-13 14:03:52
Dear hogwarts,
Your a little late with my letter
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2013-03-26 12:28:59
Dear best guy friend,
You told a friend in front of me that you saw me in a skirt and it was hot. Best confidence boost ever!
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2012-08-14 08:06:04
Dear Boys,
Its ironic how when you break up with girls, they have us two boys to confort her.
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2012-12-26 06:20:46
Dear "SC Johnson a Family company",
Your not a family company, your a huge corporation.
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2012-07-07 14:03:29
Dear Harry potter and the deathly hallows part 2,,
And all this time, I just thought Nevil was there for comic relief!
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2012-07-22 17:49:30
Dear Abercrobie,
Your new slogan should be: Advertising clothes without clothes since 1892!
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2012-06-27 06:32:48
Dear Mom and Dad,
Just because I stay quiet, doesn't mean I agree.
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2012-10-11 04:17:31
Dear "no shirt no shoes no service",
So technically, I can walk in without pants ad you can't do anything about it.
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2012-06-24 14:02:37
Dear Mom,
Please stop asking me were I'm going unless I'm heading for the front door.
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2012-07-03 08:03:13
Dear dumb people,
Please realizee you're worse than zombies.
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2012-08-07 13:20:36
Dear friend playing foosball with me,
That awkward moment when the ball is stuck perfectly in the middle of the table just out of reach.
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2012-08-15 11:51:09
Dear reader,
Please take a moment to check how long you've spent procrastinating.
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2012-12-20 16:05:31
Dear Medicine,
HOW DARE YOU CALL YOURSELF GRAPE! YOUR NOT EVEN CLOSE!
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2012-12-27 04:50:49
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