Dear People of the internet,
LEARN TO SPELL!!
Sincerely, Oh, and some occasional grammar would be nice, too.
Dear men,
Haha Nice try you'll never get it undone.
Sincerely, Bra's everywhere
Dear Girls Who Wanna Judge Me,
Please stop spreading rumors about how im a whore beause I have a beautiful baby girl at 15.
Sincerely, Sincerly, Rape Victim and Anti-Abortion Believer
Dear kids to cool to go to go trick or treating,
Its free candy..COME ON!
Sincerely, Now I have enough candy to last until next Halloween.
Dear I wasn't that drunk ,
You through my mothers $250 vase on to the floor and the yelled "Fix it Felix"
Sincerely, ya surrrreee
Dear boys who say I'm immature,
At least I'm not a whore like you're girlfriend.
Sincerely, 14 and still gets excited over Disney
Dear Axe inventors,
You forgot to mention a spraying amount per day.
Sincerely, chocking girls everywhere
Dear Abreviation,
why are you such a long word?
Sincerely, I shouldn't need to abreviate the word abreviate
Dear girlfriend,
Please keep saying your average, because when you find out how beautiful you really are, I'm done
Sincerely, your better than me
Dear non slutty girls,
Please can we ever get invitees to stuff with out have to be a slut
Sincerely, all guys
Dear Iphone owners,
I also bought an apple, it costed me less than 1 dollar.
Sincerely, why pay that much for a fruit?!
Dear new transformers girl,
Calling Megatron a bitch does not make up for the fact you spent 95% of the time screaming and being completely useless. I would how ever love to know how you ran threw explosions and out ran an alien robot race with out getting a single bit of dirt on your WHITE jacket.
Sincerely, Victoria Secret models don't belong in movies.
Dear slutty roommate,
Next time, please "watch a moive" at his place.
Sincerely, these walls are thin.
Dear twitter,
Please stop making everyone shorten there tweets you're teaching ppl to tlk like dis again. I thought we were past that.
Sincerely, facebook
Dear My History Teacher,
When you tell a student you can give them more power than they can imagine...You kind of makes you sound like Voldemort.
Sincerely, A concerned student
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