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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
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Dear People of the internet,
LEARN TO SPELL!!
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2012-06-29 15:32:57
Dear men,
Haha Nice try you'll never get it undone.
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2012-06-12 14:01:52
Dear Girls Who Wanna Judge Me,
Please stop spreading rumors about how im a whore beause I have a beautiful baby girl at 15.
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2012-06-25 17:02:42
Dear kids to cool to go to go trick or treating,
Its free candy..COME ON!
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2012-07-12 09:33:48
Dear I wasn't that drunk ,
You through my mothers $250 vase on to the floor and the yelled "Fix it Felix"
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2013-03-12 02:42:56
Dear boys who say I'm immature,
At least I'm not a whore like you're girlfriend.
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2012-07-02 23:03:11
Dear Axe inventors,
You forgot to mention a spraying amount per day.
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2012-07-16 21:34:04
Dear Abreviation,
why are you such a long word?
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2012-07-27 12:34:50
Dear girlfriend,
Please keep saying your average, because when you find out how beautiful you really are, I'm done
COMMENTS
2012-07-06 08:03:24
Dear non slutty girls,
Please can we ever get invitees to stuff with out have to be a slut
COMMENTS
2013-04-20 19:15:59
Dear Iphone owners,
I also bought an apple, it costed me less than 1 dollar.
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2012-06-13 16:16:56
Dear new transformers girl,
Calling Megatron a bitch does not make up for the fact you spent 95% of the time screaming and being completely useless. I would how ever love to know how you ran threw explosions and out ran an alien robot race with out getting a single bit of dirt on your WHITE jacket.
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2012-06-17 00:32:09
Dear slutty roommate,
Next time, please "watch a moive" at his place.
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2012-06-23 20:47:35
Dear twitter,
Please stop making everyone shorten there tweets you're teaching ppl to tlk like dis again. I thought we were past that.
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2013-02-11 19:41:21
Dear My History Teacher,
When you tell a student you can give them more power than they can imagine...You kind of makes you sound like Voldemort.
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2012-06-24 15:32:38
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