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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
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Dear single guy,
Please stop making jokes about women in the kitchen
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2012-07-08 07:18:32
Dear Harry Potter hater,
They see my Rowling, they hatin...
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2012-08-15 08:51:09
Dear parents of the girl I'm dating,
When I have to stop your daughter from crying and tell her I love her and that I and other people are proud of her, theirs something wrong
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2012-10-08 16:17:15
Dear fit, tall, heavily mad up football player.,
Please don't listen to her
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2012-10-29 17:48:21
Dear Boyfriend who thinks he has to turn of Call of Duty when I come over,
I understand you think it's sweet and all but please just hand me a controller.
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2012-11-02 07:18:31
Dear 3 year old,
Saying abracadabra by an automatic door is cute
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2012-08-04 19:20:26
Dear Boyfriend,
Please kiss me on the forehead when saying hello or whenever.
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2013-03-29 05:44:12
Dear wife,
Please understand that I am harbor ing just as many demons.
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2013-05-03 07:52:15
Dear everyone who was/is bullied or knows someone who was/is,
Please join stand together. I just lost a friend who was bullied and people don't understand how far they've done until it's too late. I miss you kyle<3
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2012-06-11 23:01:50
Dear 10 year old on an eletric scooter,
Its called a leg and a foot break.
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2012-06-13 17:01:56
Dear idiots picketing fallen soldiers' funerals,
The only reason you're able to do what you do is because the soldiers your protesting against died for your right to express your blatant stupidity.
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2012-08-14 08:51:04
Dear Teachers,
please stop complaining about having to grade papers..you are the one who assingned them..
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2012-06-20 11:02:22
Dear boyfriend,
Please stop staring at girls while im sitting right next to you. I can see you and so can my friends.
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2012-07-05 01:18:20
Dear color guard girl who wore crazy make-up and a you-ghi-oh necklace,
Please never stop being afraid of being your self
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2012-07-05 11:48:21
Dear "goth" girl at my school,
Thank you for being totally nice and showing everyone that not all people that wear black all the time are crazy drug addicts that cut themselves
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2012-12-30 08:35:57
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