Dear single guy,
Please stop making jokes about women in the kitchen
Sincerely, your single for a reason
Dear Harry Potter hater,
They see my Rowling, they hatin...
Sincerely, loyal potterhead.
Dear parents of the girl I'm dating,
When I have to stop your daughter from crying and tell her I love her and that I and other people are proud of her, theirs something wrong
Sincerely, loving boyfriend
Dear fit, tall, heavily mad up football player.,
Please don't listen to her
Sincerely, I almost cried when she asked if you needed a diet.
Dear Boyfriend who thinks he has to turn of Call of Duty when I come over,
I understand you think it's sweet and all but please just hand me a controller.
Sincerely, I'd kick your butt
Dear 3 year old,
Saying abracadabra by an automatic door is cute
Sincerely, it open by motion
Please kiss me on the forehead when saying hello or whenever.
Sincerely, Your girlfriend who wants to have on eof those moments.
Please understand that I am harbor ing just as many demons.
Sincerely, your Hudbsnd
Dear everyone who was/is bullied or knows someone who was/is,
Please join stand together. I just lost a friend who was bullied and people don't understand how far they've done until it's too late. I miss you kyle<3
Sincerely, teen who hates bullying
Dear 10 year old on an eletric scooter,
Its called a leg and a foot break.
Sincerely, stop making me feel old, im 17
Dear idiots picketing fallen soldiers' funerals,
The only reason you're able to do what you do is because the soldiers your protesting against died for your right to express your blatant stupidity.
Sincerely, think about it.
please stop complaining about having to grade papers..you are the one who assingned them..
Sincerely, the sleep deprived student who doesnt wanna hear you whine
Please stop staring at girls while im sitting right next to you. I can see you and so can my friends.
Sincerely, your an idiot
Dear color guard girl who wore crazy make-up and a you-ghi-oh necklace,
Please never stop being afraid of being your self
Sincerely, I thought you were weird but now I applaud you
Dear "goth" girl at my school,
Thank you for being totally nice and showing everyone that not all people that wear black all the time are crazy drug addicts that cut themselves
Sincerely, just talked to you for the first time and think your awesome