Dear blank, please blank: Fail pages: Spel chk plz.

Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...

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Dear non slutty girls,

Please can we ever get invitees to stuff with out have to be a slut

Sincerely, all guys

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58 SPEL CHK PLZ 0 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!0 SEEN IT!1 OMG, I DON'T CARE 9 FAIL

Dear wife,

Please understand that I am harbor ing just as many demons.

Sincerely, your Hudbsnd

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53 SPEL CHK PLZ 1 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!0 SEEN IT!1 OMG, I DON'T CARE 0 FAIL

Dear people who think that are the best because that where born in the 90's,

Please I am 12 and watch pinkie and the brain dexters laboratory Pokemon (with the original Pokemon) and a lot more

Sincerely, you are not the best because you remember those show's SO STOP BRAGGING ABOUT IT

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51 SPEL CHK PLZ 6 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!1 SEEN IT!26 OMG, I DON'T CARE 9 FAIL

Dear parents ,

I've been actin like an adult for a long time now. I follow all your rules which why I can safely say they are stupid. Maybe channel some of that parenting power on the bro huh?

Sincerely, I just want the repeat I've worked hard to earn

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36 SPEL CHK PLZ 3 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!0 SEEN IT!0 OMG, I DON'T CARE 4 FAIL

Dear razor companies,,

If you want us to buy your razor, shave a gorilla in your commercials. Not an already shaves leg.

Sincerely, women everywhere.

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34 SPEL CHK PLZ 12 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!8 SEEN IT!2 OMG, I DON'T CARE 0 FAIL

Dear extraordinarily friendly girl,

I can't tell if you like or you are just really really outgoing...

Sincerely, make up your mind

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29 SPEL CHK PLZ 3 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!1 SEEN IT!0 OMG, I DON'T CARE 3 FAIL

Dear Jahova Witness,

Halloween isnt the devils birthday

Sincerely, tired of you knocking on my door

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28 SPEL CHK PLZ 5 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!0 SEEN IT!2 OMG, I DON'T CARE 2 FAIL

Dear guy who keeps hitting on me,

No means no. I told you threw times already that I don't want to be friends with benefits

Sincerely, STOP BADGERING ME

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28 SPEL CHK PLZ 1 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!0 SEEN IT!0 OMG, I DON'T CARE 0 FAIL

Dear people who think all slytherins are bad,

Please note that teddy lupin, Severus snape, and albus potter were all slytherins

Sincerely, think again

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25 SPEL CHK PLZ 5 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!0 SEEN IT!4 OMG, I DON'T CARE 11 FAIL

Dear sister,

Please try to be more nice to me. I can't do everything by myself

Sincerely, at lest try to help me

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23 SPEL CHK PLZ 4 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!0 SEEN IT!9 OMG, I DON'T CARE 1 FAIL

Dear Microsoft Word,

Please take away the red squiggly line under that scientific term and name. You don't need to go all ape shit on me, I promise that thirteen letter name of the common starfish I using won't hurt you.

Sincerely, a student majoring in biology

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23 SPEL CHK PLZ 8 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!3 SEEN IT!2 OMG, I DON'T CARE 3 FAIL