Dear wife,
Please understand that I am harbor ing just as many demons.
Sincerely, your Hudbsnd
Dear people who think that are the best because that where born in the 90's,
Please I am 12 and watch pinkie and the brain dexters laboratory Pokemon (with the original Pokemon) and a lot more
Sincerely, you are not the best because you remember those show's SO STOP BRAGGING ABOUT IT
Dear parents ,
I've been actin like an adult for a long time now. I follow all your rules which why I can safely say they are stupid. Maybe channel some of that parenting power on the bro huh?
Sincerely, I just want the repeat I've worked hard to earn
Dear razor companies,,
If you want us to buy your razor, shave a gorilla in your commercials. Not an already shaves leg.
Sincerely, women everywhere.
Dear extraordinarily friendly girl,
I can't tell if you like or you are just really really outgoing...
Sincerely, make up your mind
Dear guy who keeps hitting on me,
No means no. I told you threw times already that I don't want to be friends with benefits
Sincerely, STOP BADGERING ME
Dear people who think all slytherins are bad,
Please note that teddy lupin, Severus snape, and albus potter were all slytherins
Sincerely, think again
Dear Microsoft Word,
Please take away the red squiggly line under that scientific term and name. You don't need to go all ape shit on me, I promise that thirteen letter name of the common starfish I using won't hurt you.
Sincerely, a student majoring in biology
Dear person at school,
The teacher wrote you a note on your essay, but she used incorrect grammer....so you corrected it on your own paper.
Sincerely, can't stop laughing
Dear "Best friend",
I can tell you care about me by the way you ignore m.
Sincerely, Love you too....
Dear Grammar Nazis,
Everyone makes a slip once in a while. It's not a big deal. We don't ALL have perfect spelling!
Sincerely, sick of it all.
Dear "best friend",
Why do you always openly judge me about being tall, tell me I can't wear heels because it makes me taller, and constantly point out the fact I'm taller then more of the guys in our grade? I don't ever say anything about you being so short!
Sincerely, just bought 3-inch heals and finding new friends.
Dear mom,
Please understand it does not mean I am in denial I have to grow up when I watch Peterpan almost every day. I know I'm growing up I get that reminder once a week every month.
Sincerely, a daughter who loves Disney
Dear teens who cut their wrists,
A good friend of mine once said" you are not alone. No matter how alone you feel, there is always some one who has it just as bad ,if not worse. You're beautiful , inside and out, don't ever change .
Sincerely, someone who has worked her but off the have clean unmarked wrists and knows how hard it is .
Dear People of DBPB,
Stop posting stuff about religoin. It's awkward for people on both sides of the argument.
Sincerely, I''ve seen like 8 this week
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