Dear X Girlfriend,
I still miss you
Sincerely, your first love.. My only love.
Dear "best friend",
Why do you always openly judge me about being tall, tell me I can't wear heels because it makes me taller, and constantly point out the fact I'm taller then more of the guys in our grade? I don't ever say anything about you being so short!
Sincerely, just bought 3-inch heals and finding new friends.
Dear mom,
Please understand it does not mean I am in denial I have to grow up when I watch Peterpan almost every day. I know I'm growing up I get that reminder once a week every month.
Sincerely, a daughter who loves Disney
Dear teens who cut their wrists,
A good friend of mine once said" you are not alone. No matter how alone you feel, there is always some one who has it just as bad ,if not worse. You're beautiful , inside and out, don't ever change .
Sincerely, someone who has worked her but off the have clean unmarked wrists and knows how hard it is .
Dear People of DBPB,
Stop posting stuff about religoin. It's awkward for people on both sides of the argument.
Sincerely, I''ve seen like 8 this week
Dear Best Friend,
I know I friend zoned you, but the truth is I've liked you for a while now and my boyfriend just dumped me, so do you think yo can give us a chance?
Sincerely, Does that make me a bad person?
Dear Big Girls,
Please quit calling me an anorexic, bulemic, too-skinny, skeletor. Just like you can't help being overweight, some of us can't help being thin.
Sincerely, Underweight and Tired of Thin-Hate
Dear high school friends,
Yes, I spent the entire weekend doing yard work and in the garden. No, I am not lying to you. Yes, I would like to still be friends, I was not blowing you off.
Sincerely, we just renovated our house, and I value my family and home. Plus, I got to plant my own garden. Can
Dear Sinuses,
Yeah, you can just take the week off. I'll be fine without air.
Sincerely, CAN'T BREATH (or talk)
Dear marching bands,
Stop complaining about "not getting enough respect."
Sincerely, we know you work hard but marching bands were created FOR the football team, not the other way aroun
Dear people in cars,
I really hope you aren't looking at me like I'm a complete weirdo
Sincerely, the 16 year old girl who only walks on the whole lines of a zebra crossing
Dear Secret Santa who gave me a basket of fruit an autographed set of Tigers gloves and a holiday set of Coke bottles,
Seriously? Your embarrassing me.
Sincerely, the Secret Santa who just gave his person a thin mint. . .
Dear people who say YOLO,
Timon and Pumba had their own version of it and theirs sound way cooler
Sincerely, Hukuna Matata means no worries
Dear girl that likes to make fun of me,
Please continue to pay enough attention that you know what I ate for lunch
Sincerely, I barely know your name...
Dear girls who say "it's so annoying when 11 year olds think they're in love",
Please, you just said that cuz no one was interested in you at 11. My love at 11 was totally real
Sincerely, feel free to shut your face
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