Dear My "Friends",
Yes, I know I'm not the most attractive person in the world, but that gives you no right to say I don't deserve my girlfriend
Sincerely, Guy looking for new friends
Dear Birthday Girl whose name wasn't read out on stage in today's show,
You smiling, singing Happy Birthday and clapping for the others made me so proud.
Sincerely, When I have children I want them to be just like you.
Dear people who walk into a retail store,
Please realize that we do work at the store, but we do not have the authority to tell corporate about the merchandise that we don't have.
Sincerely, an understanding, but losing patience, retail worker
Dear American girls,
Please understand, we know you love our accents, but yours are DREADFUL. Stick with males from your own country.
Sincerely, a British Boy
Dear Aunt's useless new boyfriend,
Please either get rid of him or send him to rehab. His drunken texts to your son's girlfriend are disturbing.
Sincerely, he's 44, and she's 18.
I don't actually like dating you because you don't talk to me about anything other than how much you like me anymore. Things were better when we were just friends and you were capable of normal speech.
Sincerely, Tired of not being able to talk to you
Dear concerned adults,
Please stop looking worried and telling me that I should be wearing sunscreen as soon as May starts. I know. I am wearing sunscreen. Thank you for being concerned about my skin, but please realize that by this time in my life, I have realized that I burn easily.
Sincerely, the pale ginger girl who knows how to take care of herself.
Dear guy I like,
I love our cute funny eye contact during class but I don't know where we stand...
Sincerely, the shy girl who doesn't know what to do
Please understand I'm human, human make mistakes from time to time
Sincerely, a girl who doesn't want to be locked out when she makes a typo
Thank you for being there, when I really needed you.
Sincerely, a jogger that doesn't want to slip on ice
Dear best friend,
Please stop talking about your boyfriend. I know you love him so much, but I don't need to hear about your love life 24/7.
Sincerely, you don't even know my life anymore.
Dear nerdy guys,
Don't give up.
Sincerely, the "popular" girl who's in love with the grade's "nerd"
Dear kids who don't want to go to sleep,
Please go to sleep. When you are older you are going to be asking yourself why you never went to bed.
Sincerely, exhausted all of the time
Dear Married Friends,
Please remember that just because YOU don't go anywhere because you have each other doesn't mean that other people don't have a social life.
Sincerely, single friend
Thank you for taking our break-up so well, and then becoming my best friend.
Sincerely, thank you for realizing that we're better off as friends, you're the best.