Please chill. I'm going to Europe to sing, not die! I will come back!
Sincerely, Gonna miss you too!
Dear JK Rowling,
Sincerely, Harry Potter obsessed fan in desperate need of a book who also happens to love "Little Shop"
Please stop telling me I don't have enough experience for the job. If I can't get a job, how do you expect me to get experience?
Sincerely, Umeployed but talented
Dear people of the world,
Have you ever wondered when a streetlight went on and then off, that it was a spirit doing that?
Dear next door neighbors,
I'm sorry for loudly and terribly singing along to Disney songs with my window open. The weather has just been so nice. And I can't pass up an opportunity to sing while home alone
Sincerely, 19 year old college student who wants you to be our guest...
If you lend us your jacket/hoodie to wear, don't expect to get it back until it's stopped smelling like you.
Sincerely, cold girls everywhere
Please understand that a plus size models don't necessarily create a healthy body imagine either. There's curvy, and then overweight
Sincerely, normal-sized girl
Dear baby girl,
Thank you so much for smiling when you see me. It makes my day every time
Sincerely, your nanny
I'm finding it harder to manage mischief without you.
Dear lesbian couple who I saw in church today,
Thank you for restoring my faith in humanity!
Sincerely, a closeted homosexual
Dear high school boys,
Please shave your face. It is not attractive.
Sincerely, teenage girls every where
Dear friends I blew off to see my dad,
I'm sorry my dad doesn't come home to me everyday like yours.
Sincerely, I may not complain about it, but divorce is hard even after ten years
Dear girl who asked what my twin's birthday is,
Sincerely, you know my birthday. think about it.
Dear girls who need an excuse to hug their crush,
Research has proven that at least 3 hugs a day make you happier, healthier, and live longer. Seriously, go research it.
Sincerely, you're welcome :)
Dear Boys who say that girls should write a book on how to understand them and make them happy,
There is one reason that we haven't; every girl is different
Sincerely, a gamer girl and her bookish best friend