Please stop spinning...
Dear people who say PMS doesn't exist,
I'm pretty sure hormonal changes cause the mood swings that we call PMS. Therefore, do not say that it is all in my head or that I am making it up. You don't know my body, I know my body. You don't have any say in how I feel.
Sincerely, woman who suffers from mood swings and cramps every month
Dear person who wants to be Morgan Freeman so that you can "even THINK in that epic commentary voice",
If you try, you CAN "think in that epic commentary voice". Just think about it.
Sincerely, I believe in you
Dear Computer Class,
Please stop giving us pointless work
Sincerely, bored girl who has nothing to do but read dearblankpleaseblank
Dear fanfiction writers,
"My most important piece of advice to all you would-be writers: when you write, try to leave out all the parts readers skip." - Elmore Leonard
Sincerely, stop writing about what the characters are wearing unless it's a special occasion, NO ONE CARES
Dear girl in my class who said Shintoism came from the country of Shinto,
I worry for you.
Periods only really became a regular thing when health conditions began to improve a couple hundred years ago.
Sincerely, 21st century doesn't sound so great now, does it?
Dear girls who complain about their periods,
Be grateful to have one.
Sincerely, some women would kill for the privilege to have a child when they can't.
Dear girl who ends all her sentences with the word "swerve",
Please stop, you sound ridiculous .
Dear Ignorant Teenage Boy,
Just because I'm Jewish and have dark hair and olive skin, does not mean I'm an Israeli terrorist.
Sincerely, I'm Polish, Russian, English and German, you moron
Dear idiot friend,
We did warn you that she gets jumpy if you wake her unexpectedly. You chose to yell in her ear and totally deserve getting walloped with the desk lamp.
Sincerely, next time just let her sleep.
Dear "hormonal" women,
Please stop using PMS as an excuse. Yes, hormones can affect emotions, but that doesn't mean it excuses your actions.
Sincerely, I'm tired of hearing it used as an excuse to be rude.
Thanks for distracting me in gym class.
Sincerely, almost got hit in the face with a tennis ball
Please stop changing.
Sincerely, all Facebook users.
Dear boy in my martial arts class,
Please forgive me if it seems like I ignore you sometimes, but you need to work on your timing a little. I want to talk to you just a tiny bit less than I want to be punched in the face.
Sincerely, that was close!