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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
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Dear Voldemort,
Who do you think you are? Running around leaving scars...
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2012-06-15 08:47:02
Dear automatic toilets,
I wasn't ready yet.
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2012-08-15 17:51:11
Dear 14 year old,
How about you wear more clothes than you do make up?
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2012-08-15 20:51:11
Dear motion sensing hand soap dispensers,
Gee, you're right, there are a lot of germs on hand soap pumps!
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2012-08-15 14:51:11
Dear Harry Potter hater,
They see my Rowling, they hatin...
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2012-08-15 08:51:09
Dear hiccups,
Please tell me why you find it neccessary to visit at 12:30 AM?
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2012-08-15 21:36:11
Dear humans,
I know our relationship has been cold and distant lately, and even when I did manage to show up the space between us was icy. I just wanted to tell you that I've decided to come back to you, though I will understand if you feel like you've been burned.
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2012-08-15 19:21:11
Dear Jersey Shore,
There is a fine line between being tan and looking like you rolled in a bag of Doritos...
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2012-08-15 16:21:11
Dear those who say teachers are overpaid babysitters,
Please explain to me how this makes any sense at all. If I was truly an "overpaid babysitter" I would be paid $8 per hour, per student. I am with approximately 25 students for at least six hours a day which amounts to $1200 per day. I teach for 180 days a year, therefore would make $216,000 a year instead of the $50,000 salary we are actually paid. Oh, and we wouldn't be responsible for teaching your students, ensuring they get along with one another, or preparing them for lives in the real world either.
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2012-08-15 02:51:08
Dear professor,
Well, this is awkward...
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2012-08-15 20:06:11
Dear Harry,
That is not the appropriate response when you see a guy crying in a bathroom.
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2012-08-15 09:36:09
Dear kid with no control in History class,
Please stop interrupting the professor, the man has a doctorate in History, and I am paying to hear him lecture me, not you.
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2012-08-15 17:06:11
Dear world,
Automatic doors aren't actually automatic; we just like to be gentlemen.
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2012-09-29 04:16:51
Dear teachers,
Please believe me. I am totally serious!
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2012-08-15 15:36:11
Dear jerk of a football player,
When you make fun of me for being fat, I truly could care less. Oh, and your girlfriend? She's my sister.
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2012-08-15 06:36:08
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