Dear Voldemort,
Who do you think you are? Running around leaving scars...
Sincerely, Harry Potter
Dear automatic toilets,
I wasn't ready yet.
Sincerely, well that was an uncomfortable feeling.
Dear 14 year old,
How about you wear more clothes than you do make up?
Sincerely, would you like a shovel to take that off?
Dear motion sensing hand soap dispensers,
Gee, you're right, there are a lot of germs on hand soap pumps!
Sincerely, good thing I'll be washing them off about two seconds later!
Dear Harry Potter hater,
They see my Rowling, they hatin...
Sincerely, loyal potterhead.
Dear hiccups,
Please tell me why you find it neccessary to visit at 12:30 AM?
Sincerely, I just wanted to go to sleep.
Dear humans,
I know our relationship has been cold and distant lately, and even when I did manage to show up the space between us was icy. I just wanted to tell you that I've decided to come back to you, though I will understand if you feel like you've been burned.
Sincerely, the sun.
Dear Jersey Shore,
There is a fine line between being tan and looking like you rolled in a bag of Doritos...
Sincerely, wow...
Dear those who say teachers are overpaid babysitters,
Please explain to me how this makes any sense at all. If I was truly an "overpaid babysitter" I would be paid $8 per hour, per student. I am with approximately 25 students for at least six hours a day which amounts to $1200 per day. I teach for 180 days a year, therefore would make $216,000 a year instead of the $50,000 salary we are actually paid. Oh, and we wouldn't be responsible for teaching your students, ensuring they get along with one another, or preparing them for lives in the real world either.
Sincerely, I'm thinking it'd be much easier to babysit...
Dear professor,
Well, this is awkward...
Sincerely, totally skipped your class this morning.
Dear Harry,
That is not the appropriate response when you see a guy crying in a bathroom.
Sincerely, you couldn't have just asked him if he was OK?
Dear kid with no control in History class,
Please stop interrupting the professor, the man has a doctorate in History, and I am paying to hear him lecture me, not you.
Sincerely, pissed off.
Dear world,
Automatic doors aren't actually automatic; we just like to be gentlemen.
Sincerely, ninjas
Dear teachers,
Please believe me. I am totally serious!
Sincerely, my cat tried to eat my homework.
Dear jerk of a football player,
When you make fun of me for being fat, I truly could care less. Oh, and your girlfriend? She's my sister.
Sincerely, I'm SO telling her about this!
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