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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...

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Dear Voldemort,

Yo momma is so fat, her patronus is a cake.

Sincerely, Harry

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88 SPEL CHK PLZ 9378 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!402 SEEN IT!221 OMG, I DON'T CARE 668 FAIL

Dear the 12 publishing companies that rejected me,

SUCK IT.

Sincerely, J.K. Rowling

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71 SPEL CHK PLZ 8541 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!286 SEEN IT!249 OMG, I DON'T CARE 139 FAIL

Dear B.o.B,

We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry due to your repetitive claims that "you have the magic in you".

Sincerely, Albus Dumbledore

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80 SPEL CHK PLZ 8107 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!367 SEEN IT!349 OMG, I DON'T CARE 963 FAIL

Dear Facebook,

Congrats on becoming a verb. Join the club.

Sincerely, Google

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41 SPEL CHK PLZ 7378 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!1714 SEEN IT!146 OMG, I DON'T CARE 107 FAIL

Dear Substitute Teacher,

Please understand that that is my real name. I'm not joking.

Sincerely, Oliver Titzwiggle

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91 SPEL CHK PLZ 6854 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!219 SEEN IT!224 OMG, I DON'T CARE 247 FAIL

Dear Justin Bieber,

Please come out of the closet soon, there isn't enough room for both of us in here.

Sincerely, Edward Cullen

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38 SPEL CHK PLZ 6473 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!632 SEEN IT!302 OMG, I DON'T CARE 491 FAIL

Dear bald men of the world,

Do you use shampoo or soap on your head?

Sincerely, curious

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29 SPEL CHK PLZ 6231 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!460 SEEN IT!202 OMG, I DON'T CARE 174 FAIL

Dear Miley Cyrus,

You can't see the Hollywood sign from LAX.

Sincerely, someone who lives in Hollywood

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41 SPEL CHK PLZ 5563 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!109 SEEN IT!263 OMG, I DON'T CARE 248 FAIL

Dear Jacob,

You give werewolves a bad name.

Sincerely, Remus Lupin

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44 SPEL CHK PLZ 5563 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!297 SEEN IT!237 OMG, I DON'T CARE 317 FAIL

Dear Voldemort,

got your nose!

Sincerely, Harry

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310 SPEL CHK PLZ 5563 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!1029 SEEN IT!165 OMG, I DON'T CARE 289 FAIL

Dear Freshmen,

Trust us, you will understand why we hate you next year.

Sincerely, sophomores, juniors, and seniors

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38 SPEL CHK PLZ 5474 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!282 SEEN IT!246 OMG, I DON'T CARE 209 FAIL

Dear A E I O and U,

I never liked you guys anyway.

Sincerely, Y

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32 SPEL CHK PLZ 5390 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!313 SEEN IT!169 OMG, I DON'T CARE 196 FAIL

Dear "cool" 13 year old girl,

You will not be so cool when you are at home feeding your baby.

Sincerely, the "nerd" girl that's going places

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61 SPEL CHK PLZ 5258 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!416 SEEN IT!708 OMG, I DON'T CARE 367 FAIL

Dear Burger King,

I want it that way.

Sincerely, The Backstreet Boys

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43 SPEL CHK PLZ 5256 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!94 SEEN IT!207 OMG, I DON'T CARE 324 FAIL

Dear slow walking couple in the hallway,

Please move faster and stop making out; you're going to hate each other in a month, anyway.

Sincerely, late to class

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71 SPEL CHK PLZ 4841 WAIT, THIS IS HILARIOUS!247 SEEN IT!277 OMG, I DON'T CARE 164 FAIL

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