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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
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Dear literature critics, teachers, and historians,
We no longer consider Romeo and Juliet to be the best romance ever written. In fact, we find it quite delusional and stupid. We find romances like Lupin and Tonks, who fought and died for everyone they loved, Harry and Ginny, who took some time to get together, Hermione and Ron, who worked through adversity, Snape's enduring love, and Ashe's and Misty's quirky love to be much more noble and endearing.
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2012-08-14 17:06:06
Dear commercials,
"If you've experienced nausea, vomiting or death, please call your doctor immediately."
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2012-08-14 17:51:06
Dear people who say "life isn't fair",
Yes, yes it is.
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2012-08-15 13:21:10
Dear friend playing foosball with me,
That awkward moment when the ball is stuck perfectly in the middle of the table just out of reach.
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2012-08-15 11:51:09
Dear girls with words on the back of your pants,
Please don't give me a death glare for reading them...
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2012-08-15 07:21:08
Dear everyone,
I dropped my laptop in the ocean...
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2012-12-13 04:05:08
Dear children at pools,
Please don't run. No running, no running, no... ouch... that looked like it hurt...
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2012-08-14 21:36:07
Dear white boy,
I love you, now we need my parents to agree...
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2012-08-15 18:36:11
Dear Bella,
I only decided to stay in a relationship with you because I finally figured out why I couldn't read your mind: You don't have a brain, which means, you're not intelligent enough to report me to authorities for whatever I may do to you.
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2012-08-14 12:36:05
Dear Pi,
To infinity and beyond!
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2012-08-15 08:06:09
Dear poker players,
Everyday I'm shuffling.
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2012-11-22 12:19:14
Dear Harry Potter fans,
Enough with the Voldemort jokes. Everyone nose they're not funny.
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2012-06-12 04:16:50
Dear Secret Life of the American Teenager,
If you film it and then show it to millions of people on television, it's not much of a secret anymore.
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2012-08-15 05:51:08
Dear girl who stole my heart,
I used to love girls who were pretty, popular, mean, and nasty... and they'd put me in the friend zone... and then I met you.
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2012-08-15 12:36:09
Dear Folger's Coffee commercial,
Do you have to make your holiday commercial so emotional? I just cried.
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2012-08-15 14:06:10
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