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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
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Dear ex-boyfriend,
Really? You dumped me for World of Warcraft?
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2012-08-13 21:36:02
Dear French teacher who only speaks in French,
You do know no one knows what you're saying...
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2012-08-15 00:36:07
Dear mom,
Don't get mad when I call you by your first name.
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2012-08-15 04:21:08
Dear Selena Gomez,
Somebody told me, that you had a boyfriend, who looked like a girlfriend...
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2012-07-08 10:18:32
Dear Soul Sister,
Hey.
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2013-01-07 03:54:08
Dear teachers,
It's called summer vacation for a reason.
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2012-08-15 10:21:09
Dear people at my school,
I have a few mental disorders I don't care if I act like a normal person its called medication
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2013-03-17 03:28:13
Dear Harry Potter,
I read your first book when I was 5 years old. The last book came out when I started high school, now the last movie comes out as I go off to college! I played all the video games and trivia games (including Scene-It), I built the Lego sets, ate the candy, and even had a Hermione doll. It's been a great ride Harry, I had fun growing up with you. Thanks for making my childhood magical.
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2012-06-27 22:17:50
Dear Lily,
You'll never know, but I'll love you forever. You have a son--Harry--who'll have your beautiful, green eyes. I'll take care of him when you're gone, though he'll not know it. I died a little inside when I was told you married James, and the day you moved away from Spinner's End I cried. But it'll all be worth it, because it's all for you.
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2012-06-19 02:47:17
Dear Dad who grounded me because I said I was pregnant,
You really need to start paying more attention.
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2012-10-06 04:17:07
Dear people who think 0 is an unimportant number,,
Think again.
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2012-10-26 05:48:14
Dear World,
What kind of computer is the best at singing?
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2012-07-01 15:33:06
Dear world ,
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
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2012-11-14 04:03:56
Dear Voldemort,
Who do you think you are, running around leaving scars?
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2013-01-04 09:54:00
Dear math,,
I don't really care what f(x) is.
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2012-06-12 05:46:51
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