Dear Katy Perry,,
Yeah we dueled on table tops, yeah we broke into Gringott's. Think they kissed but I forgot? Neville rocked out with a sword, and he cut the final chord, so Harry blew up the Dark Lord.
Sincerely, I think our Friday night was better..
Dear teacher who says " I'll wait. " while the class is talking,,
Why did everyone just stop?
Sincerely, we could have talked for the entire period!
Dear girl in class who just said "Shakespeare totally stole the idea of Romeo and Juliet from Taylor Swift",
*jaw drops*........WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Sincerely, just lost my faith in humanity.
Dear Rebecca,
There goes your picture on the family tree.
Sincerely, Sirius
Dear 806-215-7037,
Really appreciate you cheating on me. I hope he was worth it.
Sincerely, your (now) ex-boyfriend
Dear ignorant people,
Please stop spelling therapist as the rapist. therapist is short for psychotherapist. Try dividing that!
Sincerely, oh wait...
Dear dental hygienist,
No, my gums don't usually bleed. But then again I don't usually jab them with sharp metal objects.
Sincerely, in need of a transfusion
Dear diary,
You got stabbed today... part of me died...
Sincerely, Tom Riddle.
Dear news reporter who described the sinking of that Italian cruise ship as a "real-life Titanic",
The Titanic sank in real life.
Sincerely, history
Dear person who said: "I know what you're saying; I took French in high school!",
I just spoke Greek.
Sincerely, pretty awkward moment, huh?
Dear people who believe in 2012,
The Mayans actually believed that starting 2012, the world would slowly enter a better phase, where everyone had more knowledge and wisdom. There was nothing about an apocalypse.
Sincerely, educate yourself, because right now you're a moron
Dear Lady who asked my friends to leave the otherwise empty playground,
Please think about what you say when you complain about today's youth. We apparently all sit on computers all day, or are smoking and being general uneducated thugs. Then, when a bunch of kids having competitions on who can swing the highest are having harmless fun, you tell us to leave.
Sincerely, Confused as to what you want from my generation.
Dear school,
Why is it that during the winter you have the air conditioning on and freeze us, but when summer comes you guys are having "problems" with the air conditioning?
Sincerely, high school sucks.
Dear DBPB users,
How come no matter what the story there has to be at least one "You're a douche"?
Sincerely, come on, this one was just about toothpaste
Dear Adele,
You're not the only one who can set fire to the rain.
Sincerely, Seamus Finnigan, pyrotechnic extraordinaire.
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