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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
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Dear Katy Perry,,
Yeah we dueled on table tops, yeah we broke into Gringott's. Think they kissed but I forgot? Neville rocked out with a sword, and he cut the final chord, so Harry blew up the Dark Lord.
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2012-11-15 10:03:59
Dear teacher who says " I'll wait. " while the class is talking,,
Why did everyone just stop?
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2012-11-10 16:03:49
Dear girl in class who just said "Shakespeare totally stole the idea of Romeo and Juliet from Taylor Swift",
*jaw drops*........WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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2012-11-28 12:19:27
Dear Rebecca,
There goes your picture on the family tree.
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2012-07-08 22:18:34
Dear 806-215-7037,
Really appreciate you cheating on me. I hope he was worth it.
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2012-07-09 16:18:37
Dear ignorant people,
Please stop spelling therapist as the rapist. therapist is short for psychotherapist. Try dividing that!
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2012-06-12 19:16:52
Dear dental hygienist,
No, my gums don't usually bleed. But then again I don't usually jab them with sharp metal objects.
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2012-12-20 14:35:30
Dear diary,
You got stabbed today... part of me died...
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2012-06-28 05:02:51
Dear news reporter who described the sinking of that Italian cruise ship as a "real-life Titanic",
The Titanic sank in real life.
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2012-10-06 09:32:08
Dear person who said: "I know what you're saying; I took French in high school!",
I just spoke Greek.
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2012-10-17 02:02:51
Dear people who believe in 2012,
The Mayans actually believed that starting 2012, the world would slowly enter a better phase, where everyone had more knowledge and wisdom. There was nothing about an apocalypse.
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2012-11-03 17:03:34
Dear Lady who asked my friends to leave the otherwise empty playground,
Please think about what you say when you complain about today's youth. We apparently all sit on computers all day, or are smoking and being general uneducated thugs. Then, when a bunch of kids having competitions on who can swing the highest are having harmless fun, you tell us to leave.
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2012-12-20 10:05:30
Dear school,
Why is it that during the winter you have the air conditioning on and freeze us, but when summer comes you guys are having "problems" with the air conditioning?
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2012-08-14 20:06:06
Dear DBPB users,
How come no matter what the story there has to be at least one "You're a douche"?
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2012-11-10 03:18:47
Dear Adele,
You're not the only one who can set fire to the rain.
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2012-12-01 06:19:33
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