Dear first 12 publishing companies,
Bet you regret turning me down now
Dear students asking "When I'm going to use this in my life?",
In your exam next week.
Sincerely, a teacher tired of this question.
I'm not sure you know this, but it's mid April. You shouldn't be here
Dear everyone on Facebook who wants a dislike button, ,
You do realize that is probably one of the easiest ways to bully someone... Right?
Sincerely, someone who sees bullying enough.
Dear people who say YOLO,
Timon and Pumba had their own version of it and theirs sound way cooler
Sincerely, Hukuna Matata means no worries
Dear Teenage girl threatening me in spanish,
I grew up in the New Mexico ghetto. I know what you're saying and I've met 5th graders that were scarier.
Sincerely, the white girl that got to label bloodstains on the Middle School playground.
Dear History Channel,
What happened to those real history shows
Sincerely, tired of pawn stars, ax men, apocalypse shows...
Why is there a need to distinguish yourselves by skin color? You're all American anyway.
I made a ground breaking discovery.
Sincerely, Who needs auto-tune when you can just sing into a fan?
Dear "real girls have curves",
Sincerely, stick thin girl who's tired of the body bashing
Dear Twitter users,
Please don't use a hashtag for every possible tweet.
Dear people who want a dislike button,
Think about how you'd feel if someone "disliked" your photo.
Sincerely, I think we're just preventing cyber bullying.
So you broke up with a girl because she was bisexual? And bisexuals are greedy bastards but your friend is one? This is awkward.
Sincerely, your bisexual little sister.
Dear People talking about the person they've been in love with for over a year (without telling them how they feel),
USE. YOUR. WORDS.
Sincerely, Everyone who's sick of your complaining
Why are you always telling girls to stop being sluts? Guys can be sluts too...
Sincerely, double standards much