Dear Period,
I'm trying really hard to not use you as an excuse for my emotional instability, but the random urges to cry about everything are not fun. Please back off just a tiny bit so I can try to at least pretend I'm okay.
Sincerely, I'm Trying to Suck it Up but You're Making it Really Hard
Dear F.R.I.E.N.D.S.,
Please have a reunion. Pretty please.
Sincerely, 90's kids.
Dear those who believe cramps are caused by weak abdominals muscles,
I run three to five miles daily, along with one hundred sit ups, and four sets of 1:30 planks. I still get cramps.
Sincerely, believe me, I know .
Dear Michigan weather,
Story of my life
Sincerely, Minnesota weather
Dear best friends,
Next time you talk about how it's impossible to like both genders, you should probably think twice.
Sincerely, your still in-the-closet bisexual friend.
Dear guys,
Never complain about being "friend-zoned". We don't like it either.
Sincerely, a girl friend-zoned by a guy
Dear guys,
Our menstrual cycles happen every 28 days, that doesn't mean its always at the end of the month.
Sincerely, Science
Dear Bruce,
Please don't lie to us. "Fish are friends, not food"
Sincerely, Marlin and Dory
You look amazing in those crocs!,
Said no one ever
Sincerely, reality
Dear so called friend,
I don't appreciate you saying that blonde is the only beautiful hair color.
Sincerely, offended brunette
Dear "he can't really care about you if he's not next to you",
He called me despite international charges on our phones because he knew I was having a bad day and didn't want me to do anything rash. He cried when i said I'd hurt myself and he immediately got my friends to check on me. He stayed up all night talking to me and making sure I was okay.
Sincerely, I think he cares.
Dear Americans,
No, I did not row my boat to USA, I don't have a pet lion, I don't ride an elephant to work and YES, we do have TV...
Sincerely, South Africans
Dear Society,
Tease me all you want but I'd rather have natural beauty then Barbie beauty
Sincerely, the female university student sleeping in until the last minute before class starts
Dear Microsoft Word,
Please make the Save and Print button far away from each other.
Sincerely, Just printed 3 copies of my 10 page essay.
Dear people who say there was room for two on the life raft during "Titanic",
Did you not think about weight?
Sincerely, they probably didn't weigh twenty pounds each
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