Dear customers at nail salons,
Don't worry, the workers aren't making fun of you in a language you don't know. They're to busy making fun of their own children.
Sincerely, my uncle owns one and my parents work in nail salons as well. I know what I am talking about.
Please realize that no matter WHAT you say to me, I refuse to be mean to your ex. I know that you broke up with him because you liked another guy, even though last week you told me that your heart was his. I think he's a nice person, and if you try to make me be mean to anyone, then you aren't the friend I thought you were
Please, just get over yourself. I'm dating your super nice and sweet ex that you treated horribly and dumped for the jerk that treated YOU horribly and dumped YOU.
Sincerely, the girl that thinks you're mean and stupid for letting this one go
Dear Girl I have a crush on,
Please stop posting pictures on social media sites about how your single and how no guys want you.
Sincerely, maybe not any guy YOU want...
That awkward moment when your enemy doesn't show up to fight you
Sincerely, the girl who plays video games
You put braces on me in third grade. Im now a freshman in high school. How long do these things take?
Sincerely, six years and counting...
Dear "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.",
I must not tell lies.
Sincerely, Harry Potter
Dear people who complain that their dentist's ceiling is boring,,
My dentist has an adjustable screen above all their chairs, attached to a DVD player.
Sincerely, And they have the entire Harry Potter series!