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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
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Dear customers at nail salons,
Don't worry, the workers aren't making fun of you in a language you don't know. They're to busy making fun of their own children.
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2013-05-18 08:54:47
Dear friend,
Please realize that no matter WHAT you say to me, I refuse to be mean to your ex. I know that you broke up with him because you liked another guy, even though last week you told me that your heart was his. I think he's a nice person, and if you try to make me be mean to anyone, then you aren't the friend I thought you were
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2013-05-18 08:09:47
Dear friend,
Please, just get over yourself. I'm dating your super nice and sweet ex that you treated horribly and dumped for the jerk that treated YOU horribly and dumped YOU.
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2013-05-18 07:24:47
Dear Girl I have a crush on,
Please stop posting pictures on social media sites about how your single and how no guys want you.
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2013-05-18 06:39:47
Dear people,
That awkward moment when your enemy doesn't show up to fight you
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2013-05-18 05:54:47
Dear orthodontist,
You put braces on me in third grade. Im now a freshman in high school. How long do these things take?
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2013-05-17 11:09:44
Dear "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.",
I must not tell lies.
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2013-05-17 10:24:44
Dear people who complain that their dentist's ceiling is boring,,
My dentist has an adjustable screen above all their chairs, attached to a DVD player.
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2013-05-17 09:39:44
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