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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
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Dear America,
Freedome of religion and speech were created so that they could be practiced in public, without those practicing them beling told to stop.
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2013-05-18 14:54:49
Dear University,
You've put me through some good times and some bad, this leading up to final exams thing is pretty horrific right now, so if you could please just see me through the other side that would be fantastic!
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2013-05-18 14:09:48
Dear feminists,
Please shut up. We get it. You're our equals. Nobody really cares all that much.
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2013-05-18 13:24:48
Dear posts about friend-zoning.,
Friend-zoning sucks, we get that. But all of these posts are un-necessary and annoying.
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2013-05-18 12:39:48
Dear my supposed friends,
You all told me to not even try for yearbook because it was a big popularity contest... I knew no one on the current staff and I found out today I made it.
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2013-05-18 11:54:48
Dear my cheat of a mother.,
Yes, im still mad at you. Yes, it was seven years ago. Yes, I do hate you and him. Yes, you ruined my childhood and my life. No, I'll never forgive you.
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2013-05-18 11:09:48
Dear Everyone Everywhere,
Please remember you're beautiful. In case you haven't heard it today, or in a while, you are an amazing person and there are so many people who care about you. I hope you know you can go far in life, no matter what any one else says. Keep on living<3
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2013-05-18 10:24:48
Dear Shorter People,
Stop telling me I can't wear heels because I'm already tall enough as it is, without them. Stuff you, I'll do what I want.
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2013-05-18 09:39:48
Dear customers at nail salons,
Don't worry, the workers aren't making fun of you in a language you don't know. They're to busy making fun of their own children.
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2013-05-18 08:54:47
Dear friend,
Please realize that no matter WHAT you say to me, I refuse to be mean to your ex. I know that you broke up with him because you liked another guy, even though last week you told me that your heart was his. I think he's a nice person, and if you try to make me be mean to anyone, then you aren't the friend I thought you were
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2013-05-18 08:09:47
Dear friend,
Please, just get over yourself. I'm dating your super nice and sweet ex that you treated horribly and dumped for the jerk that treated YOU horribly and dumped YOU.
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2013-05-18 07:24:47
Dear Girl I have a crush on,
Please stop posting pictures on social media sites about how your single and how no guys want you.
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2013-05-18 06:39:47
Dear people,
That awkward moment when your enemy doesn't show up to fight you
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2013-05-18 05:54:47
Dear orthodontist,
You put braces on me in third grade. Im now a freshman in high school. How long do these things take?
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2013-05-17 11:09:44
Dear "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.",
I must not tell lies.
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2013-05-17 10:24:44
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