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Have you ever wondered what happens to the submissions that don't make it to the front page? Remember that time your mom urged you to apply for college because she didn't want you living in her house anymore? Then remember how you didn't get into a real university, and you went to that community college instead? Well... that's sort of what this is like. This is where all of those well-meaning-submissions that just weren't good enough for a university come to party. Welcome to the fail pages.

Why are these submissions here? Truthfully, most of these submissions are good. We send a submission to the fail pages usually when the idea is good but has been done a million times. Other reasons include: It's good but just doesn't fit right. Too many spelling errors. Lastly, some submissions are just really lame...
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Dear "Clear your plate there are kids starving in Africa.",
Starving kids in Africa would clear their plates, mystery solved?
Sincerely, we should be grateful we have food, just saying...
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2013-05-19 23:09:55
Dear Barnes and Noble cafe,
Sorry for shouting, 'It's okay, it's just a piece of plastic!' when I dropped my phone.
Sincerely, Yeah, I don't know, sorry for shouting.
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2013-05-19 22:24:54
Dear Neighbors,
You are worse than Mrs. Dabney
Sincerely, Disney fan
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2013-05-19 21:39:54
Dear Geeky Guy who's into Doctor Who Star Wars LOTR and Harry Potter and who I've been recklessly in love with for the past 2 years,
Can we talk it out? I know we could make it work if you gave me a chance. I know you're scared too, but every new thing I learn about you I fall in love more and I can't help it.
Sincerely, Sincerely, Geeky Girl who's also into Doctor Who, Star Wars, LOTR and Harry Potter with social anxie
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2013-05-19 20:54:54
Dear Sheldon Cooper,
Why are you stealing my job?! I'M supposed to say that!
Sincerely, Dwight Shrute
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2013-05-19 20:09:54
Dear Guy I like,
I actually remember your birthday every year, I just pretend I don't so I don't let on.
Sincerely, Girl with amazing memory. Happy Birthday for the 18th May.
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2013-05-19 19:24:54
Dear YouTube commercials,
Thanks for the extra time to unravel my ear buds before the video begins.
Sincerely, not too irritated by them anymore.
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2013-05-19 18:39:54
Dear Girls who want big boobs,
Please stop talking
Sincerely, 19 year old wearing grandma bras
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2013-05-19 17:54:53
Dear chatty office manager,
I had to stop working because you've been talking to me non-stop for the past half hour with no sign of stopping. I can't multi-task that well.
Sincerely, if I get yelled at for not getting anything done, I'm pulling an Office Space.
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2013-05-19 17:09:53
Dear person whom I met at the Latin poem reciting competition,
Thank you for comforting me when I thought I had done badly. I'm sorry I didn't appreciate your support.
Sincerely, a proud 4th-place winner
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2013-05-19 16:24:53
Dear cookie butter,
Will you marry me?
Sincerely, anonymous
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2013-05-19 15:39:53
Dear Harry Potter,
Thank you for being my safe place...
Sincerely, 18 and still in a POTTERHEAD
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2013-05-19 14:54:52
Dear friend who killed the tarantula in my house,
That was my brother's pet. I told you that multiple times.
Sincerely, grounded for a week.
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2013-05-19 14:09:52
Dear Everyone,
What's the opposite of a ladies' man?
Sincerely, I'm pretty sure it's not a man-lady...
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2013-05-19 13:24:52
Dear Moffat,
STOP KILLING OUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS FOR FUN
Sincerely, *crying*
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2013-05-19 12:39:52
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