Dear Ladies,
Please accept that we can't know what another woman's period feels like. Personally, I don't get bad cramps but I know many people do.
Sincerely, walk two moons with another woman's uterus
Dear parents,
Please stop calling me lazy. I don't do work around the house because I'm working full time and I'm taking two summer classes that require me to read a chapter a day, watch videos, and write three two-paged papers each week. I barely have time to sleep.
Sincerely, no, I will not go out and pick up branches from the yard
Dear Mom,
Please stop nagging me to do my homework. There's only one day of school left and I've completely given up.
Sincerely, the girl who's had senioritis since freshman year
Dear boy that I've seen a lot in the hallways lately,
Please acknowledge my existence
Sincerely, the girl who won't say so, but think's you're rather dashing
Dear obese women,
Please stop wearing clothing that is way to small, just because you want to show of your"curves"
Sincerely, shapely figure does not mean round
Dear Dad,
You won't let me get this video game (R-16 and I'm 18) because it's a "bad influence"? That's fine. I have a better idea.
Sincerely, your perfect little brother plays Call of Duty.
Dear "Your friend is cute should I ask him out?",
Ummm... I like him too...
Sincerely, why do you have to have such good taste?
Dear Best Friend,
Contrary to popular belief your boyfriend is not your best friend. He has taken my spot.
Sincerely, anonymous and I hope you read this.
Dear psych and biology major,
I get cramps,mood swings, food cravings and headcahes. My best friend gets none of these.
Sincerely, to each their own?
Dear 'It's tomorrow in Australia',
What are the Australian supposed to say? "Oh Don't worry about it... It's still yesterday in America??"
Sincerely, Curious Australian
Dear World,
Please tell me this hole I feel will get better when I find someone who loves me.
Sincerely, I'm losing hope
Dear Sophomore best friend,
Just because you forget I'm a freshman doesn't mean you can whip quarters at me to "make up for all the pennies you could have thrown at me all year".
Sincerely, Well that hurt
Dear people who think that guys use "friendzone" for the wrong thing,
There are some some guys who use that to get what they want or whine about something because they are immature, and some guys who use it because they actually feel that way. Some guys really do love you and really want a relationship with you.
Sincerely, even if you're not interested and if they are true, be nice to them and still be respectful of them.
Dear girls that complain about their small boobs,
You aren't missing anything. Our clothes don't fir right, our backs always hurt, we can't buy cute bras, and we can't see our own feet when walking.
Sincerely, 36DDD
Dear internet,
I didn't want sleep anyway.
Sincerely, procrastinator
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