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THIS MONTH
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Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Dear icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Enjoy the Karma...
Dear Mom,
Im 16 now, can I PLEASE get a bra?
Dear Students,
I know when you're texting.
Dear 6,
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
Dear person reading this,
You're here because you're actively procrastinating or avoiding real work, aren't you? It's OK...me too.
Dear Boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Dear Buffy,
We have a new assignment for you. His name is Edward.
Dear Waldo,
Please return my invisibility cloak ASAP.
Dear Twilight fans,
Thank you for making us look sane and well-adjusted.
Dear Edward Cullen,
Avada Kedavra!
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