Dear Americans,
Oh, you thought I meant change for the BETTER... I can see how you'd think I meant that...
Sincerely, President Obama
Dear Bella,
Heard you got pregnant and almost died. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Sincerely, Coach Carr.
Dear people who say "you are what you eat",
False.
Sincerely, I don't remember eating a sexy beast today...
Dear Americans,
I'm sorry, did you just insult us? I couldn't hear you over my health care benefits.
Sincerely, Canadians
Dear Google Image Search,
That WAS NOT what I was looking for.
Sincerely, Scarred for Life
Dear Bank of America,
Yeah, but do you have dragons?
Sincerely, Gringotts
Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely, Native Americans
Dear High School Musical,
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Sincerely, Glee
Dear boys,
Please tell your pants it is not polite to point.
Sincerely, girls
Dear Old Navy,
Please stop with the creepy mannequin commercials.
Sincerely, all of America
Dear SuperGlue and NonStick Pan,
One of you is lying...
Sincerely, here goes nothing.
Dear Travelers,
You won't see London and you won't see France, until we see your underpants!
Sincerely, TSA Officers
Dear Board of Education,
So are we.
Sincerely, students everywhere.
Dear Diary,
Woke up, put on lumber jack jacket and toque. Ate canadian bacon and drank maple syrup. Put on snow shoes. Walked pet beaver. Rode polar bear to lake. Canoed across lake with hockey stick. Went to Tim Hortons. Learned new phrases that end with "eh!" Came home to igloo and watched hockey.
Sincerely, Your Average Canadian
Dear Harry,
I want your magic wand in my chamber of secrets.
Sincerely, Cho Chang
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