We have a new assignment for you. His name is Edward.
Please return my invisibility cloak ASAP.
Sincerely, H. Potter
Dear Twilight fans,
Thank you for making us look sane and well-adjusted.
Sincerely, the world.
Dear Edward Cullen,
Sincerely, Tom Riddle
I feel your pain... No one wants to run with me either.
Sincerely, Sarah Palin
You did what?!?! I said I hate JUICE!
Please do me right now. On the kitchen table. In your bed. On the couch. Shoot, I'll even take the floor in front of the T.V. I don't care, I just need you to do me like I've never been done before.
Sincerely, your homework.
You're bilingual at age 4, and you seriously can't see the orange tree?!
Sincerely, It's right there!