Dear Justin Bieber,
Roses are red, violets are blue. If I had a water bottle, I'd throw it at you.
Please send me another letter. I'm pretty sure Sarah Palin shot my owl.
Sincerely, It's not my fault I live in Alaska
It's ok, we caught the train to Hogwarts instead.
Sincerely, Unicorns and Dragons
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.
Sincerely, it's not our fault, it's how you raised us
Dear Rubik's Cube,
Dear girls who tormented me in 7th grade because I was smarter than you,
I need you to work overtime tomorrow.
Sincerely, your boss
Dear Katy Perry,
I liked the kiss too.
Sincerely, Justin Bieber
Dear Thigh Fat,
Help the needy?
Wow, this is awkward. You weren't invited...
Sincerely, The USA
Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.
Sincerely, Tiger Woods
If you can read this, make me a sammich.
Sincerely, a boy
Dear Cedric Diggory,
Vampires don't sparkle. 20 points from Hufflepuff!
You watch them sleep too?
Please stop trying to make your password "mypenis." The computer and I both agree it's not long enough.
Sincerely, your girlfriend.