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Dear Justin Bieber,
Roses are red, violets are blue. If I had a water bottle, I'd throw it at you.
Dear Hogwarts,
Please send me another letter. I'm pretty sure Sarah Palin shot my owl.
Dear Noah,
It's ok, we caught the train to Hogwarts instead.
Dear parents,
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named Aladdin. Snow White lived alone with 7 men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin Hood was a thief. Tarzan walked around without clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.
Dear girls who tormented me in 7th grade because I was smarter than you,
I need you to work overtime tomorrow.
Dear Katy Perry,
I liked the kiss too.
Dear Miley,
Wow, this is awkward. You weren't invited...
Dear Santa,
Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.
Dear girls,
If you can read this, make me a sammich.
Dear Cedric Diggory,
Vampires don't sparkle. 20 points from Hufflepuff!
Dear Santa,
You watch them sleep too?
Dear boyfriend,
Please stop trying to make your password "mypenis." The computer and I both agree it's not long enough.
Dear William and Kate,
If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal, will that make your son the half-blood prince?
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